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koods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 3
#22587240 - 11/28/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jahrastafareye Has really saggy titties Sloshing to and fro
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues]
#22587249 - 11/28/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You did not forget All of your money was spent On some eyebrow wax
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22587263 - 11/28/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Jahrastafareye Has really saggy titties Swaying to and fro
fixed* water sloshes, not titties.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22587264 - 11/28/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I came so hard, wow I squeezed out ev'ry last drop sucks that its so brief
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22587287 - 11/28/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Looking so dapper Koods came in the crapper Of sheekles father
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koods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22587296 - 11/28/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haven't you heard this? It's been discussed here before — I am Sheekle's dad.
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22587306 - 11/28/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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A father you say? Impossible,you are gay You're his role model
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues]
#22587314 - 11/28/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: I can't remember because I keep forgetting to buy batteries

i lol'd
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22587320 - 11/28/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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My jizz works just fine I just put it somewhere else That won't make babies
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] 1
#22587450 - 11/28/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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jahrastafareye said: You did not forget All of your money was spent On some eyebrow wax
okay, that was pretty snappy.
you're getting better at being edgy without looking like you're trying so hard and I'm really proud of the progress you've made in the last few days. You remind me of me when I was 14, it's adorable.
write me more mean haiku's, I'm tickled pink by this eyebrow crusade of yours.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues]
#22587461 - 11/28/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Put some more pics of those fuzzy caterpillars, I need a muse.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] 1
#22587477 - 11/28/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Found one
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] 1
#22587501 - 11/28/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bushy thick devils Wiggling upon your face You can't seem to pluck
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#22587505 - 11/28/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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They're in the remote. When people see you took them. Shoot a guilty look.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#22587522 - 11/28/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hey good to see you around!!
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Zombi3]
#22587529 - 11/28/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Suck my own penis Unload my cum in my mouth It taste like sea salt
A texture of snot Foul and stinky drying quick seals my lips like glue
I cum on myself Im not afraid to admit let it fall like rain
All over me or Someone elses whores asshole Let them feel the pain
[mod edit: sorry bro Rape haikus are not allowed just letting you know]
No escape scream squirm Little worm i will crush you This haiku is fucked
Edited by koods (11/28/15 07:05 PM)
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22587759 - 11/28/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22588429 - 11/28/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: [mod edit: sorry bro Rape haikus are not allowed just letting you know]
Oh, my rape haiku Edited away today Now bloodwhip is sad
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22588516 - 11/28/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cheer yourself up, man Whip out your huge piece of meat And cum in your mouth
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22588596 - 11/28/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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can't sleep again, oh what is this sensation, oh! throb throb, splat splat, ahhh......
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