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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 3
    #22587240 - 11/28/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Jahrastafareye
Has really saggy titties
Sloshing to and fro


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22587249 - 11/28/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You did not forget
All of your money was spent
On some eyebrow wax


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22587263 - 11/28/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Jahrastafareye
Has really saggy titties
Swaying to and fro



fixed* water sloshes, not titties.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22587264 - 11/28/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I came so hard, wow
I squeezed out ev'ry last drop
sucks that its so brief


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22587287 - 11/28/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Looking so dapper
Koods came in the crapper
Of sheekles father


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Offlinekoods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22587296 - 11/28/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Haven't you heard this?
It's been discussed here before —
I am Sheekle's dad.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22587306 - 11/28/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

A father you say?
Impossible,you are gay
You're his role model


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22587314 - 11/28/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

pirate-blues said:
I can't remember
because I keep forgetting
to buy batteries





:lol:

i lol'd


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22587320 - 11/28/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

My jizz works just fine
I just put it somewhere else
That won't make babies


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] * 1
    #22587450 - 11/28/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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jahrastafareye said:
You did not forget
All of your money was spent
On some eyebrow wax







okay, that was pretty snappy.


you're getting better at being edgy without looking like you're trying so hard and I'm really proud of the progress you've made in the last few days. You remind me of me when I was 14, it's adorable.

write me more mean haiku's, I'm tickled pink by this eyebrow crusade of yours.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22587461 - 11/28/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Put some more pics of those fuzzy caterpillars, I need a muse.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] * 1
    #22587477 - 11/28/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Found one


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] * 1
    #22587501 - 11/28/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Bushy thick devils
Wiggling upon your face
You can't seem to pluck


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #22587505 - 11/28/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

They're in the remote.
When people see you took them.
Shoot a guilty look.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #22587522 - 11/28/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hey good to see you around!!


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Zombi3]
    #22587529 - 11/28/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Suck my own penis
Unload my cum in my mouth
It taste like sea salt

A texture of snot
Foul and stinky drying quick
seals my lips like glue

I cum on myself
Im not afraid to admit
let it fall like rain

All over me or
Someone elses whores asshole
Let them feel the pain

[mod edit: sorry bro
Rape haikus are not allowed
just letting you know]


No escape scream squirm
Little worm i will crush you
This haiku is fucked


Edited by koods (11/28/15 07:05 PM)


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22587759 - 11/28/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:awkwardconfusion:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22588429 - 11/28/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
[mod edit: sorry bro
Rape haikus are not allowed
just letting you know]







Oh, my rape haiku
Edited away today
Now bloodwhip is sad


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22588516 - 11/28/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Cheer yourself up, man
Whip out your huge piece of meat
And cum in your mouth


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22588596 - 11/28/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

can't sleep again, oh
what is this sensation, oh!
throb throb, splat splat, ahhh......  :drooling:


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