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Salomon
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zappaisgod]
#22432464 - 10/25/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i need a smoke rainbowscreaming in my brain cinamonpancake
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22432851 - 10/25/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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shit sucks deal with it get yourself a handgrenade
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Salomon
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] 2
#22432885 - 10/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
akira_akuma said: shit sucks deal with it get yourself a handgrenade
2 3 7
you fail haiku class.
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akira_akuma
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22432888 - 10/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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it's a variant. 575 is for pussies.
12 syllables FTW.
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Shiithead
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#22432890 - 10/25/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hate me often, I beat it til it's rotten. God, please don't watch this.
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hex_enduction
satta massa gana



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Shiithead]
#22432904 - 10/25/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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fourth one today alone what the fuck is wrong with me gotta stop whackin' off
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Salomon
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] 2
#22432920 - 10/25/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: it's a variant. 575 is for pussies.
12 syllables FTW.
take your hipster haiku and turn right back outta here.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22587034 - 11/28/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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mushrooms coming on this boner won't go away ugh so much work tho
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koods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22587060 - 11/28/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you're too lazy Ask the guy next to you, bro He'll give you a hand.
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22587072 - 11/28/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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My dick is so hard It is poking my nipples Titty-fuck myself
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koods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] 1
#22587081 - 11/28/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You know what they say Pics or Get the Fuck Out, right? Let's see dem tities!
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22587088 - 11/28/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd post my huge dong If you would sing me a song And stop banning me
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22587091 - 11/28/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
jahrastafareye said: My dick is so hard It is poking my nipples Titty-fuck myself
yeah they're supposed to be true accounts in my thread bro.
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22587095 - 11/28/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have really saggy titties.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22587097 - 11/28/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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lets see em
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22587106 - 11/28/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ill post them in romper room.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22587147 - 11/28/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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meh.
RR sux/
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22587157 - 11/28/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's the only place you can truly speak your mind. Unless you piss off treant, then he gives you a permaban. I pissed off treant.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22587197 - 11/28/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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eh,
I don't need to say rowdy shit I can't say in the pub 
talking shit is only fun to a couple of my close friends these days.
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pirate-blues


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 2
#22587236 - 11/28/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I can't remember because I keep forgetting to buy batteries
hah
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