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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22432464 - 10/25/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i need a smoke
rainbowscreaming in my brain
cinamonpancake


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22432851 - 10/25/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

shit sucks
deal with it
get yourself a handgrenade


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #22432885 - 10/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
shit sucks
deal with it
get yourself a handgrenade





2
3
7


you fail haiku class.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22432888 - 10/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

it's a variant. 575 is for pussies.

12 syllables FTW.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #22432890 - 10/25/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I hate me often,
I beat it til it's rotten.
God, please don't watch this.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Shiithead]
    #22432904 - 10/25/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

fourth one today alone
what the fuck is wrong with me
gotta stop whackin' off

:sad:


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #22432920 - 10/25/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
it's a variant. 575 is for pussies.

12 syllables FTW.



take your hipster haiku and turn right back outta here.



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22587034 - 11/28/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

mushrooms coming on
this boner won't go away
ugh so much work tho


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22587060 - 11/28/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If you're too lazy
Ask the guy next to you, bro
He'll give you a hand.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22587072 - 11/28/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

My dick is so hard
It is poking my nipples
Titty-fuck myself


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] * 1
    #22587081 - 11/28/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You know what they say
Pics or Get the Fuck Out, right?
Let's see dem tities!


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22587088 - 11/28/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'd post my huge dong
If you would sing me a song
And stop banning me


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22587091 - 11/28/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

jahrastafareye said:
My dick is so hard
It is poking my nipples
Titty-fuck myself



yeah they're supposed to be true accounts in my thread bro.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22587095 - 11/28/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I have really saggy titties.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22587097 - 11/28/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

lets see em


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22587106 - 11/28/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Ill post them in romper room.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22587147 - 11/28/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

meh.

RR sux/


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22587157 - 11/28/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's the only place you can truly speak your mind. Unless you piss off treant, then he gives you a permaban. I pissed off treant. :frown:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22587197 - 11/28/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

eh,

I don't need to say rowdy shit I can't say in the pub :shrug:

talking shit is only fun to a couple of my close friends these days.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 2
    #22587236 - 11/28/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I can't remember
because I keep forgetting
to buy batteries





hah
:okay:


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