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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#22387124 - 10/16/15 06:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can't remember It's been entirely too long, I think I'm dieing..
Longing for a boob, Passing out next too her love, Wet spots make smiles.
Never to wake up, My bed well made in this lust, But this is righteous.
May the sun not rise, Let darkness reign for all time, I have found my home..
Finger tips explore, Ev-er-y inch of her soul, Angel's wings will spread..
Richter scales explode, Neighbors windows will implode, Love has found a way...
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22387142 - 10/16/15 06:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That was romantic
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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danielx
whatup!


Registered: 10/13/08
Posts: 6,500
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon] 3
#22387369 - 10/16/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
danielx said:

i have a question the quoted emoticon whose face is that there?
His name was cubie I believe. Imagine a sheekle/coaster like character. Total gay virgin/bong tokes kid/and suspected juggalo.
See this as another reference:
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danielx
whatup!


Registered: 10/13/08
Posts: 6,500
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22387370 - 10/16/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh, and amanita, did you just comment on your own poem?
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ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



Registered: 03/11/15
Posts: 20,872
Loc: Foreign Lands
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: danielx]
#22387494 - 10/16/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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she is still asleep morning wood is insistent porn will have to do
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



Registered: 11/07/03
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22387557 - 10/16/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She is such a slut condom is good idea oh shit it just broke
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404
error


Registered: 08/20/10
Posts: 14,539
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: nicechrisman]
#22387598 - 10/16/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The condom just broke AIDS and herpes run rampant shame and regret abound
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Salomon
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Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 25,128
Loc: America, FUCK YEAH
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404]
#22388125 - 10/16/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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describing yourself is not what you are doing it should be of you
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xbloodwhipx

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22388396 - 10/16/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Look, gonorrhea! Crusty, foul, puss filled penis. She screams in horror.
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


Registered: 12/10/11
Posts: 14,146
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22392236 - 10/17/15 08:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Free time is the only time
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


Registered: 12/10/11
Posts: 14,146
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#22392254 - 10/17/15 08:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Manipulation Her tits pressed against mine Goddamn she is good.
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chicksgrowtoo


Registered: 12/01/13
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs] 2
#22392575 - 10/17/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Alone with my love Battery operated Meh it was okay
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chicksgrowtoo


Registered: 12/01/13
Posts: 3,422
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#22392587 - 10/17/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd prefer pussy But there is none to be found This will do for now
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


Registered: 06/13/11
Posts: 11,642
Loc: Gnarnia
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#22408973 - 10/20/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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banging an old flame couldn't finish in my dream got caught like 3 times
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ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



Registered: 03/11/15
Posts: 20,872
Loc: Foreign Lands
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22410365 - 10/20/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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missionary sex oops,i made her cum too soon blowjob time, sucka
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Kalistis


Registered: 09/06/15
Posts: 2,265
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#22410594 - 10/20/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Early morning time On the shower floor, hot water Running down my face
Door partly open With crisp air chilling by breasts Sensations heightened
Upon elation, Door is open! Quiet! Bite lip, moan, exhale.
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


Registered: 06/13/11
Posts: 11,642
Loc: Gnarnia
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Kalistis]
#22421124 - 10/23/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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wish I had small hands to really boost the ego find small pawed girl
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 25,128
Loc: America, FUCK YEAH
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22432335 - 10/25/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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lysergic acid diethylamide is flowing from my cock
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
#22432345 - 10/25/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
ballsalsa said: missionary sex oops,i made her cum too soon blowjob time, sucka
What's the problem son? Girls can orgasm many times so keep on pumping
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: twighead]
#22432392 - 10/25/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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A pearline necklace Shimmering across the face Of a dirty screen
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