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InvisibleAmanita86
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #22387124 - 10/16/15 06:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I can't remember
It's been entirely too long,
I think I'm dieing..

Longing for a boob,
Passing out next too her love,
Wet spots make smiles.

Never to wake up,
My bed well made in this lust,
But this is righteous.

May the sun not rise,
Let darkness reign for all time,
I have found my home..

Finger tips explore,
Ev-er-y inch of her soul,
Angel's wings will spread..

Richter scales explode,
Neighbors windows will implode,
Love has found a way...


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22387142 - 10/16/15 06:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That was romantic :datass:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon] * 3
    #22387369 - 10/16/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

danielx said:
:narc:





i have a question
the quoted emoticon
whose face is that there?




His name was cubie I believe. Imagine a sheekle/coaster like character. Total gay virgin/bong tokes kid/and suspected juggalo.

See this as another reference:
:gayvirgin:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22387370 - 10/16/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Oh, and amanita, did you just comment on your own poem?

:foreveralone:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: danielx]
    #22387494 - 10/16/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

she is still asleep
morning wood is insistent
porn will have to do


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22387557 - 10/16/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She is such a slut
condom is good idea
oh shit it just broke


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22387598 - 10/16/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The condom just broke
AIDS and herpes run rampant
shame and regret abound


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404]
    #22388125 - 10/16/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

describing yourself
is not what you are doing
it should be of you


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22388396 - 10/16/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Look, gonorrhea!
Crusty, foul, puss filled penis.
She screams in horror.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22392236 - 10/17/15 08:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:horrifying:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #22392254 - 10/17/15 08:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Manipulation
Her tits pressed against mine
Goddamn she is good.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 2
    #22392575 - 10/17/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Alone with my love
Battery operated
Meh it was okay


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #22392587 - 10/17/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'd prefer pussy
But there is none to be found
This will do for now


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #22408973 - 10/20/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

banging an old flame
couldn't finish in my dream
got caught like 3 times


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22410365 - 10/20/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

missionary sex
oops,i made her cum too soon
blowjob time, sucka


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #22410594 - 10/20/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Early morning time
On the shower floor, hot water
Running down my face

Door partly open
With crisp air chilling by breasts
Sensations heightened

Upon elation,
Door is open! Quiet!
Bite lip, moan, exhale.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Kalistis]
    #22421124 - 10/23/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

wish I had small hands
to really boost the ego
find small pawed girl


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22432335 - 10/25/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

lysergic acid
diethylamide is
flowing from my cock


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22432345 - 10/25/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
missionary sex
oops,i made her cum too soon
blowjob time, sucka



What's the problem son?
Girls can orgasm many times
so keep on pumping


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: twighead]
    #22432392 - 10/25/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

A pearline necklace
Shimmering across the face
Of a dirty screen


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