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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22378729 - 10/14/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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. . .she's not innocent
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dionysiandame
Mischievous Maenad


Registered: 08/27/13
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Loc: Samothrace
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22380029 - 10/14/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Near earth shattering Quivering succulent high How does he do it?
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Salomon
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: dionysiandame] 4
#22381073 - 10/14/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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cum like a shotgun upon the computer screen leave it for later
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xbloodwhipx

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon] 2
#22381097 - 10/14/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Post at a odd place Weirdos read about my jizz Uncomforable
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Salomon
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22384223 - 10/15/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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alone together myself to touch another alas just a toy
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Convikt Kelly
Are you gunna smoke that?


Registered: 10/15/15
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22384228 - 10/15/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's funny It's true Except when it happens to you
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Salomon
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Convikt Kelly]
#22385642 - 10/15/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Convikt Kelly said: It's funny It's true Except when it happens to you
3sylables 3sylables 7sylables
hiku is 5 7 5
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Convikt Kelly
Are you gunna smoke that?


Registered: 10/15/15
Posts: 564
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22385665 - 10/15/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh lol I didn't know that my bad
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Convikt Kelly]
#22385684 - 10/15/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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A white man knows not The subtlety of soft prose and snakeskin condoms
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koods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22385687 - 10/15/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
Convikt Kelly said: It's funny It's true Except when it happens to you
3sylables 3sylables 7sylables
hiku is 5 7 5
ConvktKelly failed At his first stupid haiku Should I ban his ass?
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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danielx
whatup!


Registered: 10/13/08
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Convikt Kelly] 1
#22385692 - 10/15/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She's so god damn fat I guess ill just hit it once what's for brunch and lunch?
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Edited by danielx (10/15/15 09:20 PM)
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22385694 - 10/15/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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-------------------- I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart. I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful. I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
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xbloodwhipx

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22385728 - 10/15/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said:
Quote:
Salomon said:
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Convikt Kelly said: It's funny It's true Except when it happens to you
3sylables 3sylables 7sylables
hiku is 5 7 5
ConvktKelly failed At his first stupid haiku Should I ban his ass?
First tell us whos puppet he is
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: danielx] 1
#22385729 - 10/15/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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danielx said: She's so damn fat I guess ill just hit it once what's for brunch and lunch?
4 7 5
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22385736 - 10/15/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
xbloodwhipx said:
Quote:
koods said:
Quote:
Salomon said:
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Convikt Kelly said: It's funny It's true Except when it happens to you
3sylables 3sylables 7sylables
hiku is 5 7 5
ConvktKelly failed At his first stupid haiku Should I ban his ass?
First tell us whos puppet he is
73 posts in one day lol
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22385745 - 10/15/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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wither away, sons oh, glorious is the sun duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE
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danielx
whatup!


Registered: 10/13/08
Posts: 6,500
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22385752 - 10/15/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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good job quoting it before I changed it
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Salomon
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: danielx]
#22386960 - 10/16/15 04:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
danielx said:

i have a question the quoted emoticon whose face is that there?
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Asante
Mage


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22386964 - 10/16/15 04:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I waxed the dingy shook hands with the president and flushed the goldfish
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


Registered: 12/10/11
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#22387097 - 10/16/15 05:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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 This thread is awesome.
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