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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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I'm a teapot

Registered: 06/13/11
Posts: 11,642
Loc: Gnarnia
Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22378729 - 10/14/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

. . .she's not innocent :naughty:


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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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Invisibledionysiandame
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Registered: 08/27/13
Posts: 324
Loc: Samothrace
Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22380029 - 10/14/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Near earth shattering
Quivering succulent high
How does he do it?


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He (Dionysos) keeps me with all of his other pretty things for I am just another pretty thing in a long list of acquisitions. :psychsplit:
Yes! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland! This has serious educational value! Thanatophobia and this N.D.E. is giving us euphoric altered awareness! Don't you see, Princess? We were all born to die! – Finn the Human
Pay me what you owe me. Don't act like you forgot. BBHMM.


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InvisibleSalomon
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: dionysiandame] * 4
    #22381073 - 10/14/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

cum like a shotgun
upon the computer screen
leave it for later


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EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT



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Offlinexbloodwhipx

Registered: 02/24/12
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon] * 2
    #22381097 - 10/14/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Post at a odd place
Weirdos read about my jizz
Uncomforable


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InvisibleSalomon
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22384223 - 10/15/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

alone together
myself to touch another
alas just a toy


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EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT



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InvisibleConvikt Kelly
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Registered: 10/15/15
Posts: 564
Loc: The Wasteland
Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22384228 - 10/15/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It's funny
It's true
Except when it happens to you


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InvisibleSalomon
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Convikt Kelly]
    #22385642 - 10/15/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Convikt Kelly said:
It's funny
It's true
Except when it happens to you



3sylables
3sylables
7sylables


hiku is
5
7
5


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EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT



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InvisibleConvikt Kelly
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22385665 - 10/15/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Oh lol I didn't know that my bad


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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Convikt Kelly]
    #22385684 - 10/15/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

A white man knows not
The subtlety of soft prose
and snakeskin condoms


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¿Check out some art m8?



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Offlinekoods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22385687 - 10/15/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

Convikt Kelly said:
It's funny
It's true
Except when it happens to you



3sylables
3sylables
7sylables


hiku is
5
7
5



ConvktKelly failed
At his first stupid haiku
Should I ban his ass?


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Invisibledanielx
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Convikt Kelly] * 1
    #22385692 - 10/15/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She's so god damn fat
I guess ill just hit it once
what's for brunch and lunch?


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Long live kratom :kratom:


Edited by danielx (10/15/15 09:20 PM)


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Registered: 06/13/11
Posts: 11,642
Loc: Gnarnia
Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22385694 - 10/15/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:banhamster:


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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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Offlinexbloodwhipx

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22385728 - 10/15/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

Convikt Kelly said:
It's funny
It's true
Except when it happens to you



3sylables
3sylables
7sylables


hiku is
5
7
5



ConvktKelly failed
At his first stupid haiku
Should I ban his ass?




First tell us whos puppet he is


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Offlinekoods
Ribbit
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Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,059
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22385729 - 10/15/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
She's so damn fat
I guess ill just hit it once
what's for brunch and lunch?



4
7
5
:rolleyes:


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Offlinekoods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22385736 - 10/15/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

Convikt Kelly said:
It's funny
It's true
Except when it happens to you



3sylables
3sylables
7sylables


hiku is
5
7
5



ConvktKelly failed
At his first stupid haiku
Should I ban his ass?




First tell us whos puppet he is



73 posts in one day lol


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InvisiblezZZz
jesus
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22385745 - 10/15/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

wither away, sons
oh, glorious is the sun
duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE


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Invisibledanielx
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22385752 - 10/15/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

good job quoting it before I changed it

:narc:


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Long live kratom :kratom:


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InvisibleSalomon
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: danielx]
    #22386960 - 10/16/15 04:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
:narc:





i have a question
the quoted emoticon
whose face is that there?


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InvisibleAsante
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22386964 - 10/16/15 04:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I waxed the dingy
shook hands with the president
and flushed the goldfish


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InvisibleCookieCrumbsM
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #22387097 - 10/16/15 05:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:
This thread is awesome.


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