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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.



Registered: 06/22/12
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DZ ?
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,061
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22378405 - 10/14/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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If anyone is gonna explode on the short bus, it would be DZ
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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OsculateOfDemise



Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 2,879
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22378424 - 10/14/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thrusts so powerful Oh no the condom just broke Daddy didn't care
Yeah I know that was pretty fucked up
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koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
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condom just broke I'm a daddy once again You can call me fee
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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OsculateOfDemise



Registered: 06/24/05
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I lube with much care And slide it inside with ease That's a nice carrot
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


Registered: 06/13/11
Posts: 11,642
Loc: Gnarnia
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koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
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Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
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It slides in. Much pain. Oh wait that's not a carrot It's a damn cactus
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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jahrastafareye
Outcarcerated



Registered: 10/16/13
Posts: 1,898
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22378468 - 10/14/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I dont know what a haiku is but I'll try anyway. "Dark alley. Running, running, rape. I so stunned like vegetable. Fin "
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



Registered: 10/09/10
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Loc: Ottawa
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Lonely loner sitting at home He decide to polish his poll Pop goes the weasel
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


Registered: 06/13/11
Posts: 11,642
Loc: Gnarnia
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22378493 - 10/14/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
jahrastafareye said: I dont know what a haiku is but I'll try anyway. "Dark alley. Running, running, rape. I so stunned like vegetable. Fin "
its a poem that goes like this -
5 syllables 7 syllables 5 syllables
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


Registered: 06/13/11
Posts: 11,642
Loc: Gnarnia
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22378516 - 10/14/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm going for it full speed I thrust so deeply condoms dry, it burns
-------------------- I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart. I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful. I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
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OsculateOfDemise



Registered: 06/24/05
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#22378536 - 10/14/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tender caresses He gently taps her shoulder Surprise! Donkey punch
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Quote:
OsculateOfDemise said: He looks up at me Don't stop licking you moron I shove his face deep
O K that's just mean So maybe be mean too me I'd like to get hurt...
Stay! end of the bed you must only warm my feet, I haven't wandered..
Does she have a whip? Uh oh, she's looking my way I'm gonna get beat..
Should I run away? yeah you know I'm gonna stay I'm due for a treat..
woke up this morning, her eyes glistened like diamonds, I did my job well..
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22378605 - 10/14/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Woke up this morning Coating of Amanita Now he makes me eggs
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods] 3
#22378625 - 10/14/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Koods thinks I make food The real intention eludes, those weren't egg whites bro.
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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OsculateOfDemise



Registered: 06/24/05
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22378646 - 10/14/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Man, isn't poetry beautiful?
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OsculateOfDemise



Registered: 06/24/05
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He said he wouldn't Ow! But the jokes on him ha Ew poopy penis
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


Registered: 06/13/11
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Loc: Gnarnia
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you're really good at these
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OsculateOfDemise



Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 2,879
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22378689 - 10/14/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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What can I say, poetry speaks to me.
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.



Registered: 06/22/12
Posts: 15,270
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22378694 - 10/14/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I know! that's so great. Oscilate seems inocent. The truth is better.
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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