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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ShortbusExplosion]
    #22378209 - 10/14/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

DZ :puppet:?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22378405 - 10/14/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If anyone is gonna explode on the short bus, it would be DZ


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22378424 - 10/14/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Thrusts so powerful
Oh no the condom just broke
Daddy didn't care

Yeah I know that was pretty fucked up


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 3
    #22378449 - 10/14/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

condom just broke
I'm a daddy once again
You can call me fee


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 1
    #22378457 - 10/14/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I lube with much care
And slide it inside with ease
That's a nice carrot


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22378460 - 10/14/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 3
    #22378467 - 10/14/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It slides in. Much pain.
Oh wait that's not a carrot
It's a damn cactus


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22378468 - 10/14/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I dont know what a haiku is but I'll try anyway.  "Dark alley. Running, running, rape.  I so stunned like vegetable. Fin "


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22378469 - 10/14/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Lonely loner sitting at home
He decide to polish his poll
Pop goes the weasel


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22378493 - 10/14/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

jahrastafareye said:
I dont know what a haiku is but I'll try anyway.  "Dark alley. Running, running, rape.  I so stunned like vegetable. Fin "



its a poem that goes like this -

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22378516 - 10/14/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm going for it
full speed I thrust so deeply
condoms dry, it burns :sad:


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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22378536 - 10/14/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Tender caresses
He gently taps her shoulder
Surprise! Donkey punch


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 1
    #22378550 - 10/14/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OsculateOfDemise said:
He looks up at me
Don't stop licking you moron
I shove his face deep



O K that's just mean
So maybe be mean too me
I'd like to get hurt...

Stay! end of the bed
you must only warm my feet,
I haven't wandered..

Does she have a whip?
Uh oh, she's looking my way
I'm gonna get beat..

Should I run away?
yeah you know I'm gonna stay
I'm due for a treat..

woke up this morning,
her eyes glistened like diamonds,
I did my job well..:smug:


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
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Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22378605 - 10/14/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Woke up this morning
Coating of Amanita
Now he makes me eggs


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NotSheekle said
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods] * 3
    #22378625 - 10/14/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Koods thinks I make food
The real intention eludes,
those weren't egg whites bro.


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22378646 - 10/14/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Man, isn't poetry beautiful? :awepreciation:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 1
    #22378664 - 10/14/15 01:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He said he wouldn't
Ow! But the jokes on him ha
Ew poopy penis


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22378673 - 10/14/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl:

you're really good at these :smirk:


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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22378689 - 10/14/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

What can I say, poetry speaks to me.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22378694 - 10/14/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I know! that's so great.
Oscilate seems inocent.
The truth is better. :derfase:


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sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
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