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Amanita86
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Dr. Myco]
#22376887 - 10/14/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She was generous, Her grind was perposterous, MILFs are dangerous..
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*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86] 1
#22376890 - 10/14/15 02:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: Do haikus have to rhyme?
No sir.
ineffable lust The gorgeous lady asleep I fapped really quickly.
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Amanita86
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86] 1
#22376900 - 10/14/15 03:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Insurmountable, Actions unaccountable, Whiskey, what's her name?
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376905 - 10/14/15 03:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This these is gold OP.
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Amanita86
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376908 - 10/14/15 03:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Going back home broke, Leveled, dirty but still hope, What was her number?
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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Amanita86
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376918 - 10/14/15 03:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Her fat friend was loud, Did work to wall us both off, But she's my angel..
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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Amanita86
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376936 - 10/14/15 03:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I may have wandered, It's in my nature to roam, So lets's keep it tight,
I got in a fight, With a bohemith fat blimp, I know she's your friend..
But as these things roll, It's what we define as whole, Your fat friend must go.
No more megaphone, No more tequila outbursts, Cut the ties that bind,
It's you and me now, That bright sunset ride we'll make, So come ride with me..
We'll cut that new path, And leave that trash in the past, Golden dawns await..
Now or never girl, I must be leaving this town, The demon's at hand..
So don't hesitate, As an angel you relate, Let's make promised land.
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
Edited by Amanita86 (10/14/15 03:37 AM)
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376963 - 10/14/15 03:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This could go some interesting places. Bravo! I really liked that one buddy!
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Amanita86
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376967 - 10/14/15 03:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Overtaking threads, as I play around my head, I do miss art class.
It was the release, To find that next puzzle piece, That kept me going
Spending all those years, Looking for that next clear path, Maps, puzzles, trails, time.
And now here I am, Blatantly playing for you, Back on subject, nutt...
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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propensity
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: twighead]
#22377309 - 10/14/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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twighead said: To tug upon a stick. To desperately pull the cord. Does not a man make.
Yet pleasure so cheap. One cannot easily beat. A grown man cries well.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: propensity]
#22377327 - 10/14/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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a splash from the balls some squirts from the prostate wow look at this stuff!
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lavod
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: propensity]
#22377341 - 10/14/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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sick in bed tugging boom! tough actin' tinactin made a big ol' mess
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nicechrisman
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 5
#22377346 - 10/14/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn she is so hot Splash on the computer screen Forever alone
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: nicechrisman]
#22377811 - 10/14/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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my dick in my hand milf, asian, ass, or casting? the age of choices
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22377883 - 10/14/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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dick sucked on the bed i came but she didn't stop Jesus, that tickles
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
#22377964 - 10/14/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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finally someone's gettin some from anything but a hand 
it was starting to get sad
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22377969 - 10/14/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Looking on the web There are some cute girls, you know Why the hell not, eh?
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OsculateOfDemise



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Luueschen] 2
#22378162 - 10/14/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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He looks up at me Don't stop licking you moron I shove his face deep
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koods
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That was good
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ShortbusExplosion
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sitting at my chair. i make sweet love to my hand. and cream on the floor.
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