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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods] 1
#22375818 - 10/13/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said: I made sheekle write a haiku once to keep me from deleting one If his stupid threads
this should be implemented more often.
sometimes sheekle sucks good thing koods regulates theres so much thrdhrt
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22375863 - 10/13/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is what he came up with
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Sheekle said: 404 +1's
haiku trash buthrt skunkhrt
404 +1's
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods] 2
#22375903 - 10/13/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hate haikus bad. Fuck i hate them so badly. I do not get them.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22375948 - 10/13/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said: This is what he came up with
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Sheekle said: 404 +1's
haiku trash buthrt skunkhrt
404 +1's

you let that shit slide?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22376077 - 10/13/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol I had to remind him what a syllable is
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22376142 - 10/13/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: google translate says that's not a 5-7-5 bruh
wut about now
it puts the lotion ever so sweet like diamonds pop goes the weasel
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koods said: I made sheekle write a haiku once to keep me from deleting one If his stupid threads
that's extortion bro
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22376145 - 10/13/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I bet he did the hand under his chin trick to help.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22376174 - 10/13/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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three gallons i drank have to pee bad while i wank i came piss and mank
man milk, or as it's commonly known, mank
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22376182 - 10/13/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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TheGreenArrow said: I bet he did the hand under his chin trick to help.
is that when you use chinese labour to cheat?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow] 2
#22376194 - 10/13/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can't remember I was really really drunk So I guess I came
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: newshroomer123]
#22376835 - 10/14/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tugging it firmly The outcome remains the same mmm le petite mort
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22376847 - 10/14/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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wake up super hard might as well take care of this just wish you were here
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante] 4
#22376849 - 10/14/15 02:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lot of jerkers here, Need to find that vagina, It is much better
It came from a look I found myself not mistook Now I'm a daddy.
She came from nowhere But there was no mistaking I shoot from the hip
It seemed like a dream Barely even seemed like real Now I'm committed.
So my words for you Watch out where you spill your pool, This chick is psycho.
Who would of thought that, One night spent in that tight gap, Would cost me my life..
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86] 4
#22376855 - 10/14/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap hnng
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404]
#22376863 - 10/14/15 02:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Probably the best one so far as it spells clear what is daily here..
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404]
#22376871 - 10/14/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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404 said: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap hnng
By the way your av Is the look you must have have when Your fap sessions end.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376873 - 10/14/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do haikus have to rhyme?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376876 - 10/14/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't think so eh, but i'm really not sure so... this line has five words
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404] 1
#22376877 - 10/14/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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404 said: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap hnng
Possibly the best one yet
My turn
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376881 - 10/14/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Alone in my chair My girls are all there The smell of flowers
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