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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods] * 1
    #22375818 - 10/13/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I made sheekle write a haiku once to keep me from deleting one
If his stupid threads



this should be implemented more often.

sometimes sheekle sucks
good thing koods regulates
theres so much thrdhrt


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22375863 - 10/13/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This is what he came up with

Quote:

Sheekle said:
404 +1's

haiku trash buthrt skunkhrt

404 +1's




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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods] * 2
    #22375903 - 10/13/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I hate haikus bad. Fuck i hate them so badly. I do not get them.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22375948 - 10/13/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
This is what he came up with

Quote:

Sheekle said:
404 +1's

haiku trash buthrt skunkhrt

404 +1's






:rofl:


you let that shit slide?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22376077 - 10/13/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Lol I had to remind him what a syllable is


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22376142 - 10/13/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
google translate says that's not a 5-7-5 bruh




wut about now

it puts the lotion
ever so sweet like diamonds
pop goes the weasel




Quote:

koods said:
I made sheekle write a haiku once to keep me from deleting one
If his stupid threads




that's extortion bro


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22376145 - 10/13/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I bet he did the hand under his chin trick to help.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22376174 - 10/13/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

three gallons i drank
have to pee bad while i wank
i came piss and mank

man milk, or as it's commonly known, mank


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22376182 - 10/13/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
I bet he did the hand under his chin trick to help.



is that when you use chinese labour to cheat?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 2
    #22376194 - 10/13/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I can't remember
I was really really drunk
So I guess I came


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: newshroomer123]
    #22376835 - 10/14/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Tugging it firmly
The outcome remains the same
mmm le petite mort


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22376847 - 10/14/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

wake up super hard
might as well take care of this
just wish you were here


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante] * 4
    #22376849 - 10/14/15 02:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Lot of jerkers here,
Need to find that vagina,
It is much better

It came from a look
I found myself not mistook
Now I'm a daddy.

She came from nowhere
But there was no mistaking
I shoot from the hip

It seemed like a dream
Barely even seemed like real
Now I'm committed.

So my words for you
Watch out where you spill your pool,
This chick is psycho.

Who would of thought that,
One night spent in that tight gap,
Would cost me my life..


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86] * 4
    #22376855 - 10/14/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap hnng


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404]
    #22376863 - 10/14/15 02:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Probably the best
one so far as it spells clear
what is daily here..


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404]
    #22376871 - 10/14/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

404 said:
fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap hnng



By the way your av
Is the look you must have have when
Your fap sessions end.


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22376873 - 10/14/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Do haikus have to rhyme?


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22376876 - 10/14/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I don't think so eh,
but i'm really not sure so...
this line has five words


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404] * 1
    #22376877 - 10/14/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

404 said:
fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap hnng




Possibly the best one yet

My turn

They say in a phrase
The only vag you regret
Is one you passed up


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22376881 - 10/14/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Alone in my chair
My girls are all there
The smell of flowers


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