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ballsalsa
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
#22591965 - 11/29/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh god, i'm so tired she's pretty horny now though let's go knock this out
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
#22592807 - 11/29/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Genitals are neat What on earth is going on I feel sleepy now
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Asante
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22593423 - 11/30/15 05:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Genitals are nice If only they were Chakras So much more pleasure
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#22594035 - 11/30/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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dreams about the ex hate her guts but I still wanna get all up in them
really had to try arm and cock are both tired aint a quitter though
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22594042 - 11/30/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cum stops in mid air Camera goes around it Matrix action porn
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#22594075 - 11/30/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Where do you get your porn?!
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22594096 - 11/30/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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he just dose massive doses of MXE and jacks off
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22594133 - 11/30/15 10:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said: he just dose massive doses of MXE and jacks off
That sounds like a guy who's never took a massive dose of MXE and tried to masturbate before
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#22594173 - 11/30/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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you're totally right.
if it's anything like the K i've done, it's not really an option though
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22594339 - 11/30/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was masturbating for an hour before I realized I was holding the bedpost instead of my dick
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#22594392 - 11/30/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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an easy mistake to make, i'm sure.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
#22594399 - 11/30/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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The thing is, I had feeling in it.
MXE is one hell of a drug.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#22599805 - 12/01/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said:
you're totally right.
if it's anything like the K i've done, it's not really an option though 
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante] 2
#22599934 - 12/01/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: The thing is, I had feeling in it.
MXE is one hell of a drug.
It must be if it makes you think a pencil is a bedpost
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zappaisgod]
#22600426 - 12/01/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#22601256 - 12/01/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Psilosoulful]
#22863556 - 02/04/16 12:39 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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it's been way too long since she let me in them guts glad i have two hands
No! catastrophe avocado oil is out kinda like rug burn
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23677660 - 09/25/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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bump
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23677668 - 09/25/16 07:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why not bump it with a haiku 
Good bump though
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23677689 - 09/25/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I forgot how to Write haiku Is this shit correct?
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