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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22591965 - 11/29/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

oh god, i'm so tired
she's pretty horny now though
let's go knock this out


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22592807 - 11/29/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Genitals are neat
What on earth is going on
I feel sleepy now


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: The5thBeatle]
    #22593423 - 11/30/15 05:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Genitals are nice
If only they were Chakras
So much more pleasure


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #22594035 - 11/30/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

dreams about the ex
hate her guts but I still wanna
get all up in them

really had to try
arm and cock are both tired
aint a quitter though


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22594042 - 11/30/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Cum stops in mid air
Camera goes around it
Matrix action porn


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #22594075 - 11/30/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Where do you get your porn?! :thisisheavyman:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22594096 - 11/30/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

he just dose massive doses of MXE and jacks off


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22594133 - 11/30/15 10:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
he just dose massive doses of MXE and jacks off





That sounds like a guy who's never took a massive dose of MXE and tried to masturbate before :grin:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #22594173 - 11/30/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: you're totally right.



if it's anything like the K i've done, it's not really an option though :rofl:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22594339 - 11/30/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I was masturbating for an hour before I realized I was holding the bedpost instead of my dick :grin:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #22594392 - 11/30/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

an easy mistake to make, i'm sure. :heytherebadboy:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22594399 - 11/30/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

The thing is, I had feeling in it.

MXE is one hell of a drug.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22599805 - 12/01/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
:lol: you're totally right.



if it's anything like the K i've done, it's not really an option though :rofl:



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante] * 2
    #22599934 - 12/01/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
The thing is, I had feeling in it.

MXE is one hell of a drug.



It must be if it makes you think a pencil is a bedpost


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22600426 - 12/01/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #22601256 - 12/01/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Psilosoulful]
    #22863556 - 02/04/16 12:39 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

it's been way too long
since she let me in them guts
glad i have two hands

No! catastrophe
avocado oil is out
kinda like rug burn


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23677660 - 09/25/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

bump


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23677668 - 09/25/16 07:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Why not bump it with a haiku :crankey:

Good bump though :awesome:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23677689 - 09/25/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I forgot how to
Write haiku
Is this shit correct?


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