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Mr.PhilCybin
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describe your last orgasm with a haiku 2
#22374535 - 10/13/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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inspired by the song thread -
alone in bathroom I jerk it painfully hard how much are hookers?
-------------------- I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart. I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful. I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
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Adolin




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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22374597 - 10/13/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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was fucking my hand it was alright i suppose but came on my shoe
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Vsnares.Zappa
bend over


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Adolin] 1
#22374618 - 10/13/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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climax hits hard porn scene so hot came on my chin
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moonrockmushy
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] 2
#22375209 - 10/13/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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fucking withdrawal makes my dick like a noodle not like it matters
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moonrockmushy
High on Spite



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#22375227 - 10/13/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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the smell still lingers like something died in my hand I should go shower
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starfire_xes
I Am 'They'



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: moonrockmushy]
#22375228 - 10/13/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Have you ev er seen the stars that shine so bright in the night
out-a-site.
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thebeardguy
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: starfire_xes]
#22375534 - 10/13/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Eat some adderall Time to get some homework done Aaaaand I've jerked off twice
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: thebeardguy]
#22375543 - 10/13/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Feel her dirty hands. Softly caressing the shaft. It came so smoothly.
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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FruitOfLife
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22375552 - 10/13/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheGreenArrow said: Feel her dirty hands. Softly caressing the shaft. It came so smoothly.
I like this one
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Lucis
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22375565 - 10/13/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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alone I tug fast hard penis like a ships mast load blown now I rest
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InfiniteToker
Devourer of Chicken Wings



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: FruitOfLife]
#22375577 - 10/13/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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beckoned by a winking whispering eye Pre-cum oozes in anticipation climax stream of passion No fucks and No Kleenex Despair
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#22375579 - 10/13/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Here I sit Pondering my bloody lap Brillo pads are not lube.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: InfiniteToker] 1
#22375586 - 10/13/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Holy shit that's lame. Start working on your haikus. Your sauce is so weak.
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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InfiniteToker
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22375596 - 10/13/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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whats your problem?
Stick to the thread and I will do the same.
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: InfiniteToker]
#22375666 - 10/13/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That wasn't too cool. Your haikus seemed so dreadful. I must say something.
5 7 5 man.
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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twighead
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22375712 - 10/13/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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To tug upon a stick. To desperately pull the cord. Does not a man make.
Yet pleasure so cheap. One cannot easily beat. A grown man cries well.
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22375730 - 10/13/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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それはそう甘い輝くダイヤモンドのような肌にローションを置く
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz]
#22375784 - 10/13/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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google translate says that's not a 5-7-5 bruh
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koods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz] 1
#22375788 - 10/13/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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'Twas jerking it hard When you walked into the room I creamed on d floor
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22375792 - 10/13/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I made sheekle write a haiku once to keep me from deleting one If his stupid threads
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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