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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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describe your last orgasm with a haiku * 2
    #22374535 - 10/13/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

inspired by the song thread -


alone in bathroom
I jerk it painfully hard
how much are hookers?


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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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OfflineAdolin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22374597 - 10/13/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

was fucking my hand
it was alright i suppose
but came on my shoe


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Adolin] * 1
    #22374618 - 10/13/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

climax hits hard
porn scene so hot
came on my chin


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] * 2
    #22375209 - 10/13/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

fucking withdrawal
makes my dick like a noodle
not like it matters


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #22375227 - 10/13/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

the smell still lingers
like something died in my hand
I should go shower


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Offlinestarfire_xes
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22375228 - 10/13/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Have you ev er
seen the stars
that shine so bright
in the night

out-a-site.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: starfire_xes]
    #22375534 - 10/13/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Eat some adderall
Time to get some homework done
Aaaaand I've jerked off twice


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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: thebeardguy]
    #22375543 - 10/13/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Feel her dirty hands.
Softly caressing the shaft.
It came so smoothly.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22375552 - 10/13/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
Feel her dirty hands.
Softly caressing the shaft.
It came so smoothly.



I like this one


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22375565 - 10/13/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

alone I tug fast
hard penis like a ships mast
load blown now I rest


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OfflineInfiniteToker
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22375577 - 10/13/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

beckoned by a winking whispering eye
Pre-cum oozes in anticipation
climax stream of passion
No fucks and No Kleenex
Despair


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"I'm chilling in a room with a view, there's always room for improvement; so i grab my coat and go and prove it"-Method Man


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22375579 - 10/13/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Here I sit
Pondering my bloody lap
Brillo pads are not lube.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: InfiniteToker] * 1
    #22375586 - 10/13/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Holy shit that's lame.
Start working on your haikus.
Your sauce is so weak.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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OfflineInfiniteToker
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22375596 - 10/13/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

whats your problem? 

Stick to the thread and I will do the same.


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"I'm chilling in a room with a view, there's always room for improvement; so i grab my coat and go and prove it"-Method Man


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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: InfiniteToker]
    #22375666 - 10/13/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That wasn't too cool.
Your haikus seemed so dreadful.
I must say something.

5
7
5 man.
:lolsy:


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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Offlinetwighead
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22375712 - 10/13/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

To tug upon a stick.
To desperately pull the cord.
Does not a man make.




Yet pleasure so cheap.
One cannot easily beat.
A grown man cries well.


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¿Check out some art m8?



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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22375730 - 10/13/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

それはそう甘い輝くダイヤモンドのような肌にローションを置く


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Registered: 06/13/11
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Loc: Gnarnia
Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz]
    #22375784 - 10/13/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

google translate says that's not a 5-7-5 bruh


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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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Offlinekoods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #22375788 - 10/13/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

'Twas jerking it hard
When you walked into the room
I creamed on d floor


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Offlinekoods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22375792 - 10/13/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I made sheekle write a haiku once to keep me from deleting one
If his stupid threads


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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