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This. Fuck. * 1
    #22370308 - 10/12/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

(Pre-story info)I'm traveling around still, so I have my pack and my dog. I look dirty, but not bad. Also I've had this piece of stick stuck behind my eye for 3 days, so it looks ugly.

I stop at this mcdonalds and leave my pack and dog outside. I run inside and have to wait forever to get seen. Not a big deal.

I get seen and get a drink. I fill up my bottle with water and get a mello yello. I usually don't spend my money on stupid shit like pop while traveling, but I was spoiling myself because it was a shit day.

I go outside and keep filling up my dog's water bowl until he is satisfied. I take a few sips of my drink in the process. Maybe 4 minutes have passed. At the most.

I go back inside to fill my water bottle, then go and start topping off my drink. The manager walks up to me and says "You better dump that out or pay another dollar for a refill."

"Excuse me?"

"You can't leave the diner and come back in to refill."

"I was out for maybe 2 or 3 minutes to give water to my dog that can't come in here!"

"Then your gonna pay $1."

"Fuck no, that's pathetic! I'm not paying shit and I'm gonna keep my drink because I took a few fucking sips."

He then rips the cup out of my hand, pours it outout and crushes the cup.

I ask to speak to his manager. "I'm the manager."

So I was like wtf you piece of shit, you're a joke.

Walked out. Then walked back in. Got his name and called to complain to corporations.

People treat you like shit when you get dirty..


What more should I do? How can I fuck him without spending too much time?


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22370329 - 10/12/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Just tell them what happened.  Hell probably be at the very least disciplined, maybe canned.  Most corporate restaurants really frown at shit like this.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22370404 - 10/12/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Distorted Vision said:

What more should I do?



Stop being a dirty hippie.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22370440 - 10/12/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah I called in and respectfully told the story. I requested feedback so they will atleast email me something back. (prolly just shitty food coupons or something, but hopefully something saying he's fired.)


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22370453 - 10/12/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

They'll probably send you coupons for free food. Unless it was a franchise then they might tell you to suck it


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22370474 - 10/12/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You are all butt hurt about the asshole manager and Mello-Yello, LOL.

Do you still look dirty?  Have you ever considered getting a haircut and a real job, maybe a nice dog house for your dog.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: California] * 1
    #22370499 - 10/12/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

California. You're trying too hard.

Shroomism, I believe you're right.


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: California] * 3
    #22370525 - 10/12/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The manager thinks you're a homeless bum and he doesn't want you around his restaurant because it could cause a loss of consumers. He figured if he harassed you that you wouldn't come around again in the future.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
    #22370534 - 10/12/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Perhaps, but I'm not the one who is dirty and butt hurt over a dollar Mello Yellow, LOL.  So that is pretty cool.

Have fun being treated like a dirty wookie, dirty wookie. 

You can be a dirty butt hurt wookie who is pissed of about McDonalds manager asshole man and a dollar Mello Yello, or you could be something else. The choice is yours.  It is fairly common policy and knowledge that you don't get refills after you leave.  If you had a real job and weren't a dirty hippie you might not fret over a dollar soda, soda scammer.  Get a fucking haircut and a real job.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: qman]
    #22370603 - 10/12/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

All of your accusations and assumptions are incorrect.

Please try harder.:sun:


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22370625 - 10/12/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If you're really that vexed by it and want to resort to petty revenge (not meaning that as an insult) then find out the franchise owner's contact info (should be on a plaque or something in the store) and just spend a few weeks calling every couple of days to file a bogus complaint on him that cannot be verified as false. Eventually something is going to get said to him and he's not going to like it much.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22370666 - 10/12/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Nah. If I was going to spend that much time on revenge, the end result would be better than someone getting yelled at.

I'll get over it. I was actually just making any thread to see if I could get interested into the shroomery again. It really has no appeal to me anymore and I thought if I made a thread that it might make it more fun again.

I'll try again some other time.


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22370692 - 10/12/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Distorted Vision said:
All of your accusations and assumptions are incorrect.

Please try harder.:sun:




I'm just trying to help your out, you're wondering why the manager of McDonald's busted your balls, I'm telling your why!!

Trust me, if you presented yourself in nice cloths, a decent car, and no dog, this would have never happened.  :shrug:

You were discriminated against because of your appearance, that manager didn't want you in that restaurant.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: qman]
    #22370728 - 10/12/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Where are you traveling OP?


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: koods] * 1
    #22370809 - 10/12/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

To escape the butthrt of the thwarted mello yellow.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22370822 - 10/12/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Song sums up my thoughts on this travesty.



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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22370823 - 10/12/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Oh it was mello yello so he's nowhere near me. They drink that stuff in weird places


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22370857 - 10/12/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, op, probably redeemables.

What a cock tho, pissing off a customer for 10¢ worth of fountian pop, ruining his day and yours cuz you had to water your dog.

Props to you for traveling, let alone with another soul such as that of a dog. Pretty badass man, if u ask me.

Has anyone reported cali? Take that shit to OTD bro..


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22370873 - 10/12/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I bet I could have gotten the drink.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: shadyy]
    #22370884 - 10/12/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

OH YEAH, GO AHEAD, MAKE A BLOWJOB JOKE


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: shadyy]
    #22370896 - 10/12/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:ducklol:

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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: shadyy]
    #22370898 - 10/12/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That post sucked harder than your mom did last night


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22370908 - 10/12/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I usually don't advocate violence, but

:uppercut:

a well placed uppercut would've sufficed here

I mean I'm just saying


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: shadyy]
    #22370911 - 10/12/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
OH YEAH, GO AHEAD, MAKE A BLOWJOB JOKE



No.

But seriously OP, how do you look?

Its amazing how many dirty hippies and stoners dont think they look like dirty hippies and stoners.

"Traveling" with your dog, considering a soft drink at McDonalds "spoiling yourself," and having a piece of stick stuck behind your eye for 3 days probably means you look like what everyone in this threads been calling you


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: JvF]
    #22371146 - 10/12/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I see the type every morning by the highway. They walk up and down the street at red lights.


I really could have gotten the drink.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: shadyy]
    #22371422 - 10/12/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Most of us could have gotten the drink.
The thing is, his appearance caused the majority of the dispute.

I agree that if you dress and maintain yourself in an unruly manor you have to roll with the punches that societal establishments will throw you.

Summarized: you should have seen it coming. The fact that you're even making a big deal about it makes it clear to me that the manager was in the right for what he did.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: ModestMouse]
    #22371490 - 10/13/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Most of us could have gotten the drink.
The thing is, his appearance caused the majority of the dispute.

I agree that if you dress and maintain yourself in an unruly manor you have to roll with the punches that societal establishments will throw you.

Summarized: you should have seen it coming. The fact that you're even making a big deal about it makes it clear to me that the manager was in the right for what he did.



To be fair, the manager made the big deal out of it first.  Grabbing a cup from a customers hand?  That's ridiculous.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22371582 - 10/13/15 01:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Most situations like this, you can just play dumb and still get what you want without a big scene.
Example:
You're having a smoke in a parking lot in a city that has passed some kind of anti cig ordinance.

Security guard: "Hey guy, you can't smoke here; city ordinance."
You: *puff puff* "i'm sorry, i didn't catch that" *puff puff*
Security guard: "I said you can't smoke here"
You:*puff puff* "Really? are you sure? since when?" *puff puff*
Security Guard: "Since like 2 years ago man. Now c'mon, i gotta ask you to put that out"
You:*puff puff* "thats the first i heard of it, but sure man no problem." *last couple puffs before stomping the cig out* "sorry about that, have a nice day"

same thing with the soda.

Manager: "hey, you have to pay a dollar for that!"
You: "wait, what? why?"
Manager: "You went outside. no refills after you go outside."
You: "oh, sorry, i didn't realize. anyway, have a nice day." *calmly walk out with your refilled drink*


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: ModestMouse] * 6
    #22371589 - 10/13/15 01:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
    #22371590 - 10/13/15 01:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Dip his head in the deep fat fryer for like 30 seconds, then tell him it was only a joke and he'll be fine.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22371734 - 10/13/15 03:30 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So next time announce that you're going to give the dog some water and be back in a few minutes to get your refill. Odds are it's fine if you're being polite.

And what's with the hope of the manager being fired? It's a fucking $1 drink; just move on.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22371751 - 10/13/15 03:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Get yourself together man


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22371774 - 10/13/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It is harsh when you are  deemed too low class for mcdonalds

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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision] * 2
    #22371801 - 10/13/15 04:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You should go back and Pretty Woman their asses


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22371846 - 10/13/15 05:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
Most situations like this, you can just play dumb and still get what you want without a big scene.
Example:
You're having a smoke in a parking lot in a city that has passed some kind of anti cig ordinance.

Security guard: "Hey guy, you can't smoke here; city ordinance."
You: *puff puff* "i'm sorry, i didn't catch that" *puff puff*
Security guard: "I said you can't smoke here"
You:*puff puff* "Really? are you sure? since when?" *puff puff*
Security Guard: "Since like 2 years ago man. Now c'mon, i gotta ask you to put that out"
You:*puff puff* "thats the first i heard of it, but sure man no problem." *last couple puffs before stomping the cig out* "sorry about that, have a nice day"

same thing with the soda.

Manager: "hey, you have to pay a dollar for that!"
You: "wait, what? why?"
Manager: "You went outside. no refills after you go outside."
You: "oh, sorry, i didn't realize. anyway, have a nice day." *calmly walk out with your refilled drink*




This is how I handle every situation when someone is all power tripping at me, unless I'm too tired, angry or crazy, then I just yell and bawl about my mellow yellow.

Sucks for you, OP. Some people be trippin' yo


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22371868 - 10/13/15 05:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Manager was a dick.:shrug:
OP, you should have just said it was your service dog. :liar:

So many entitled fuks around here think it's OK to bring their rat sized shitzalots where ever they go
because "it's my service dog. I need him 'cause I have IDGAF syndrome." :stonedjerk:

Seriously, announcing that you're watering your dog when you go in a restaurant works every time.
I've road tripped with a dog for years and was never turned down for water or ice cubes for the mutt.
Even got free scraps a few times.

Of course this was never at a Mcds:puke:
and I was traveling with a cute family and a cool dog.



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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: vinsue] * 1
    #22372484 - 10/13/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Qman, that was directed towards Cali, not you. I agree with you.

This was me like 5 days ago, before a shower and a swollen eye.




I love how everyone says I deserve it because that's how society is.

I've traveled for 15 months all together this way. I have never been treated like this anywhere.

If I was black, I could have pulled the race card and more people would have been on my side. This manager was black, and that could have been why he did this too. Who cares.

He was in the wrong 100%. But because I'm "homeless", I was in the wrong!?

Fuck everyone of you that said I was in the wrong.

:fuckyou:


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22372506 - 10/13/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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It is harsh when you are  deemed too low class for mcdonalds

:hug:




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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #22372528 - 10/13/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, it was the ultimate slap to the face. And he repeated that he was the manager a couple times and was so proud of it.

He was dumb as fuck sounding and was so happy to be sooo successful. :awedrugs:


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: shadyy]
    #22372641 - 10/13/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
You should go back and Pretty Woman their asses




Haha. 

Big mistake! Big. Huge!


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22373117 - 10/13/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Distorted Vision said:
Qman, that was directed towards Cali, not you. I agree with you.

This was me like 5 days ago, before a shower and a swollen eye.




I love how everyone says I deserve it because that's how society is.

I've traveled for 15 months all together this way. I have never been treated like this anywhere.

If I was black, I could have pulled the race card and more people would have been on my side. This manager was black, and that could have been why he did this too. Who cares.

He was in the wrong 100%. But because I'm "homeless", I was in the wrong!?

Fuck everyone of you that said I was in the wrong.

:fuckyou:




Testify! You don't look half as bad as those hipster guys I see on TV.
Who are they to judge like that?


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22373151 - 10/13/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

OP...you don't look bad at all...certainly not like a bum. And...good for you for backpacking around while you can. I wish I would have been able to do something like that when I was younger, but, I had to get married and get a job right out of school.

There'll be plenty of time to settle down later.:sunny::peace:


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #22374860 - 10/13/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks guys. I know I don't look like a bum because I'm not one. I travel very respectfully and try to spread smiles wherever I go, even when people are shit.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #22374981 - 10/13/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Thayendanegea said:
OP...you don't look bad at all...certainly not like a bum. And...good for you for backpacking around while you can. I wish I would have been able to do something like that when I was younger, but, I had to get married and get a job right out of school.

There'll be plenty of time to settle down later.:sunny::peace:



This. I wish I did what you are doing. It's something everyone should do.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: koods]
    #22375033 - 10/13/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Idk. I'm not sure if I will be happy sitting in one place again. I like adventure and change too much now.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22375881 - 10/13/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm sorry this happened to you. :frown:


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: hulahoops]
    #22376054 - 10/13/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Whats the deal with the "stick behind your eye"? Isn't that intolerable?


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: propensity]
    #22376509 - 10/13/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It was making me scream for 3 days and I just slept because I couldn't take it.

Then the 4th day when I was going to wake up and go to the hospital, it stopped hurting enough to actually walk around and not freak out every couple minutes... So I was like fuck it.



This was the day before I woke up and the pain was gone. My vision is still blurry in that eye but every day it's better. It looks basically normal now.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22376515 - 10/13/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You have a piece of stick behind your eye?  Fuck McDonalds bro, get to the doctors..

..well, it's painfully obvious I just read the op and posted instead of reading the entire thread first.  :rolleyes:


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #22377909 - 10/14/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My eye is good now. It's not about the dollar. It's not about the drink. It's about fucking respect and kindness.

And without it I might lose my god damned mind. I believe we all will.


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
    #22378131 - 10/14/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

[mod edit: crawl back to OTD]


Edited by koods (10/14/15 11:47 AM)


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
    #22378134 - 10/14/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I just came in to point out the irony that your username is distorted vision,


and your eye is all fucked up :rofl:


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Re: This. Fuck. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22378142 - 10/14/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He has a distorted vision of the refill policy too.


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