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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: topdog82] * 1
    #22390685 - 10/16/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I remembered another one but you'd really had to of been there to appreciate it.

My brother jumped off of something and tried to dunk on a goal, his finger tips barely made contact with the rim has he plowed face first into concrete. He literally got knocked the fuck out instantly. Me and my other brother were freaking out because we didn't even know he was alive or not. A few tense seconds later he starts moving to get up and is acting like a zombie. No words, just moaning and slow, unsteady shambling. We were all pretty young, so it was kinda traumatizing to witness at the time.

He is the only person more clumsy than me. If this were a thread of the most fucked up shit that's happened to you, I'd have quite a few stories to share :lol: I am accident prone as fuck.

A funny and kind of fucked up at the time one was, me and a couple of friends (all male) were having a sleep over, my room basically had 2 twin sized beds connected to make a kingsize area, and I woke up in the middle of the night because the bed was shaking. They were all cuddled up on each other and I asked what they were doing and they got all deer caught in the headlights tense and said "nothing" and I laid back down a few minutes later it started again. I got up, turned on the light and ripped the cover off and one was fucking the other, in my bed while I was asleep.

The one giving refused to ever talk about it, but the receiver (who years later came out as fully gay) told me about it. Apparently the giver was so small, he couldn't even penetrate. :rofl:


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22390725 - 10/16/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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A funny and kind of fucked up at the time one was, me and a couple of friends (all male) were having a sleep over, my room basically had 2 twin sized beds connected to make a kingsize area, and I woke up in the middle of the night because the bed was shaking. They were all cuddled up on each other and I asked what they were doing and they got all deer caught in the headlights tense and said "nothing" and I laid back down a few minutes later it started again. I got up, turned on the light and ripped the cover off and one was fucking the other, in my bed while I was asleep.



Around the beggining of highschool, three of my friends(glad I wasn't there tbh) slept over in my friends backyard in a tent. We'd usually all chill with each other every weekend. So my friend told me that something weird happened that night. Apparently, they got all horny and pretty much started a circle jerk. Then suddenly one of my friends(he still is a good friend to this day) starts blowing one of the other guys. While another guy just jerks it in the corner.

The guy in the corner claims he was staring at porn on his phone the whole time, but I doubt it. :lol: None of them are gay, maybe a bit bi though. It was awkward for them for a couple months to say the least.


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: Achillita]
    #22390734 - 10/16/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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A funny and kind of fucked up at the time one was, me and a couple of friends (all male) were having a sleep over, my room basically had 2 twin sized beds connected to make a kingsize area, and I woke up in the middle of the night because the bed was shaking. They were all cuddled up on each other and I asked what they were doing and they got all deer caught in the headlights tense and said "nothing" and I laid back down a few minutes later it started again. I got up, turned on the light and ripped the cover off and one was fucking the other, in my bed while I was asleep.



Around the beggining of highschool, three of my friends(glad I wasn't there tbh) slept over in my friends backyard in a tent. We'd usually all chill with each other every weekend. So my friend told me that something weird happened that night. Apparently, they got all horny and pretty much started a circle jerk. Then suddenly one of my friends(he still is a good friend to this day) starts blowing one of the other guys. While another guy just jerks it in the corner.

The guy in the corner claims he was staring at porn on his phone the whole time, but I doubt it. :lol: None of them are gay, maybe a bit bi though. It was awkward for them for a couple months to say the least.



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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: koods]
    #22390742 - 10/16/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I met sheekle once



nd ur ready for round 2 already


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22390750 - 10/16/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If the title of this thread is, "what is the most fucked up thing you're GOING to witness in person?" I would probably say how my mom's probably gonna die in the next few years from heavy alcoholism & a variety of degenerative illnesses and how I was never too too closer to her so it's gonna hit me harder than I'd anticipate and be this whole big sad thing


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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22390765 - 10/16/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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If the title of this thread is, "what is the most fucked up thing you're GOING to witness in person?" I would probably say how my mom's probably gonna die in the next few years from heavy alcoholism & a variety of degenerative illnesses and how I was never too too closer to her so it's gonna hit me harder than I'd anticipate and be this whole big sad thing



damn dude

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