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Offlinekoods
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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22369276 - 10/12/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Nvm. Should have kept that to yourself. I don't like marsupials. Not in that way.


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22369435 - 10/12/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

a really violent car crash
i was walking down the sidewalk and it was like the loudest smashing sound ever

the guy who got hit must have been fucked up badly, possibly dead. the entire passenger side of his car was curled into the other vehicle.


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: resonant111]
    #22369528 - 10/12/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I saw a midget once.  My friend and I laughed so hard at him.  I will always feel bad about that.


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22369573 - 10/12/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I saw a midget once.  My friend and I laughed so hard at him.  I will always feel bad about that.



Did this happen to occur in Bruges? :offthehook:


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #22369752 - 10/12/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Nope, it was in a small american town called virginia.


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22369873 - 10/12/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Haha theres a bit in the movie In Bruges where they laugh at a dwarf and then end up feeling bad about it (kind of)


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #22370084 - 10/12/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I was walking down a busy street and a guy flew by on a bike going same direction, a car coming opposite turned fast onto a street as he was passing, I just seen him fly 10 feet in the air, possibly ran over as well, because when I walked up he literally looked like a pretzel on the ground, eyes open just trying to gurgle words...

Second, I was fucking a girl in the ass and when I pulled out a turd followed... :mad2:


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: RobZombie68]
    #22370090 - 10/12/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Second, I was fucking a girl in the ass and when I pulled out a turd followed... :mad2:



:canthelpbutlaugh:

One of the many reasons I could never get into anal.


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22370098 - 10/12/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Never have since....


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: RobZombie68]
    #22370184 - 10/12/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I saw a dude chop his daughters hand off because she cut herself (it was a wild month of no sleep and fueled by amphetamine) I was terrified they kept grabbing my hand and shit I went to rehab shortly after and have turned around a lot of shit in my life but I can't forget that shit


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: ragingvapist]
    #22370305 - 10/12/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I saw a dude chop his daughters hand off because she cut herself (it was a wild month of no sleep and fueled by amphetamine) I was terrified they kept grabbing my hand and shit I went to rehab shortly after and have turned around a lot of shit in my life but I can't forget that shit



so this was a hallucination? thats still scary though


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: topdog82]
    #22370507 - 10/12/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

the meaness in people that have never been bullied before

when someone looks at you sinister with a smile that means you should be scared


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: Konyap]
    #22370611 - 10/12/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Although I didn't see it personally, a buddy of mine got drunk and tried to cut his own hand off. Luckily,  he did survive and is much wiser now.


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: Fletcher]
    #22371410 - 10/12/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It definitely isn't the most fucked up, but it's recent enough that I can actually recall it.

This weekend I was at a circus training intensive, where you'd train all day, then spin fire at night to share what you learned. The area to spin fire in was super tiny, and could barely accomodate five people. A friend of mine was juggling fire poi (facing the crowd) when a photographer thought it would be a good idea to take a bunch of flash photos of her. Her poi fly right into the audience within arms length of my face. Our safety grabbed it with a fire blanket and handed it back to her still on fire. I mean, nobody got hurt (cuz if they did it would have been me) which is great! but holy shit that could have gone way worse. especially for me. Flash photography =/= juggling shit on fire . Not a good idea.

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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: BobaJones]
    #22373230 - 10/13/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Really bad car accidents are pretty fucked up to witness. I see them so often I've been desensitized at this point, but the first few really bad ones I saw were traumatic.


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: hex_enduction]
    #22373615 - 10/13/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My cat dying of congenital protein amyloidosis


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22373633 - 10/13/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Watched a dude flip on a motorcycle on IH-35........

Dude was driving like a mad man, probably hitting 100+ and he eventually got hit by a car because of his stupid driving.


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: topdog82]
    #22383823 - 10/15/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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ragingvapist said:
I saw a dude chop his daughters hand off because she cut herself (it was a wild month of no sleep and fueled by amphetamine) I was terrified they kept grabbing my hand and shit I went to rehab shortly after and have turned around a lot of shit in my life but I can't forget that shit



so this was a hallucination? thats still scary though




No it was real I may have been in a weird head space but when you need to know reality you can and I went into "try to blend in and not get killed mode"


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22383829 - 10/15/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I caught my brother fucking the family cat, twice.


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Re: What's the most fucked up thing you've witnessed in person? [Re: Convikt Kelly]
    #22383831 - 10/15/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Are... are you kidding??....


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