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InvisibleMoonshoe
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What happened to Burke Dennings?
    #22364796 - 10/11/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

How come he never posts anymore ?

How is he doing emotionally?

What are his struggles , hopes and dreams ?

Is he happy? Is he fulfilled ? Is he safe and warm?

Has he been wounded emotionally? Who hurt him?

Has he been saved by the blood of Jesus?

How can we help him?

What does he want , and what does he need?

What are his crimes? Can he be forgiven?

What is his message? What is his meaning ?

Who does he love and what does he hate?

Has he lost the wonder and joy of living, or do his eyes still sparkle with a zest for life?

How has he chosen to answer the fundamental question of his own existence ?

I guess what I really want to know is, what happened to Burke Dennings?


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22364802 - 10/11/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He posts every day, but changed his avatar a few days ago. I text him pretty frequently, he has not been saved by the blood of jesus.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22364816 - 10/11/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
he has not been saved by the blood of jesus.




How do you know??

It isn't something you go around telling anyone who will listen...


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Psalm 12:6
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Hebrews 11:3
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Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22364827 - 10/11/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)




I am uncomfortable with these developments.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22364835 - 10/11/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
How come he never posts anymore ?

How is he doing emotionally?

What are his struggles , hopes and dreams ?

Is he happy? Is he fulfilled ? Is he safe and warm?

Has he been wounded emotionally? Who hurt him?

Has he been saved by the blood of Jesus?

How can we help him?

What does he want , and what does he need?

What are his crimes? Can he be forgiven?

What is his message? What is his meaning ?

Who does he love and what does he hate?

Has he lost the wonder and joy of living, or do his eyes still sparkle with a zest for life?

How has he chosen to answer the fundamental question of his own existence ?

I guess what I really want to know is, what happened to Burke Dennings?




:lol:
hes got a kid and lover br0

hes got a life outside of this place


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Shiithead] * 5
    #22364838 - 10/11/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle is lying. Burke died from an fluoride toothpaste overdose. I have taken over his account to further my goals of starting a new religion based on the teachings of TV Jeopardy's Matt Jackson.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: koods]
    #22364917 - 10/11/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Hahaha this is a quality post.  One of the better ones I have read lately.

:thumbup:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: koods]
    #22364934 - 10/11/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Sheekle is lying. Burke died from an fluoride toothpaste overdose. I have taken over his account to further my goals of starting a new religion based on the teachings of TV Jeopardy's Matt Jackson.




One fake death per day.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22364961 - 10/11/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
He posts every day, but changed his avatar a few days ago. I text him pretty frequently, he has not been saved by the blood of jesus.





I hear he bathes in the blood of jesus as part of his morning ritual


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Sun King]
    #22364962 - 10/11/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sun King said:
Quote:

koods said:
Sheekle is lying. Burke died from an fluoride toothpaste overdose. I have taken over his account to further my goals of starting a new religion based on the teachings of TV Jeopardy's Matt Jackson.




One fake death per day.



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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: DTCharlieB] * 1
    #22364987 - 10/11/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Why do Burke and Koods have the same avatar? That's the real question.

Also, I never recognize you anymore Burke. I'm still used to the black and grey picture.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22365087 - 10/11/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I just told you. Burke off'd himself by putting a tube of crest in his mouth and unloading the entire thing. Poor Spots found him on the floor of the bathroom, just like Kurt Cobain. Now she's left raising her baby alone, just like Courtney. It's a tragedy.

Before his death that admittedly I encouraged, he made promise that I would continue to spread the word about Matt Jackson.

May the boom be with you.


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InvisibleAmanita86
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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: koods]
    #22365108 - 10/11/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I have studied the autopsy as well as the police reports and it is clearly evident that someone cornered him on some stairs and force fed him the toothpaste and that in his struggle to get to the toilet in order to vomit he actually collapsed in the bathroom, expiring in said location he was found..

Check out my thread in the conspiracy forum.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22365110 - 10/11/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I made several threads about this in OTD once.. I can't exactly remember how that played out..:shrug:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22365163 - 10/11/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
I have studied the autopsy as well as the police reports and it is clearly evident that someone cornered him on some stairs and force fed him the toothpaste and that in his struggle to get to the toilet in order to vomit he actually collapsed in the bathroom, expiring in said location he was found..

Check out my thread in the conspiracy forum.




he faked his death, the corner's reprt if fakes, his social security number is
still in use, n one has cashed in his life insurance and there's tons of evidence
to prove he's still alive. there's even a Burke Dennings sightings page on facebook


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22365175 - 10/11/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
He posts every day, but changed his avatar a few days ago. I text him pretty frequently, he has not been saved by the blood of jesus.





I hear he bathes in the blood of jesus as part of his morning ritual





JESUS, DON'T BLEED SO MUCH!!


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22365191 - 10/11/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

he was raging in the viva is/isnot dead threads this morning. what do you mean he doesnt post anymore?


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22365197 - 10/11/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Burke is alive and well....

I don't know a whole lot about his personal life but I do know he loves raving and that he has beef with Doobid Dude


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22365215 - 10/11/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I find Burke's avatar change extremely disturbing.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: yogabunny]
    #22365244 - 10/11/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

yogabunny said:
I find Burke's avatar change extremely disturbing.



Yeah I'm not a huge fan either

I like the whole guy from jeopardy thing and all but his other one really became the image of Dr. Dennings


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: koods]
    #22365247 - 10/11/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Sheekle is lying. Burke died from an fluoride toothpaste overdose. I have taken over his account to further my goals of starting a new religion based on the teachings of TV Jeopardy's Matt Jackson.




:rofl2:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22365252 - 10/11/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The Shroomery is different lately and I DON'T LIKE IT!


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: shLong]
    #22365255 - 10/11/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
The Shroomery is different lately and I DON'T LIKE IT!



skunkhrt


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
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"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22365279 - 10/11/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

shLong said:
The Shroomery is different lately and I DON'T LIKE IT!



skunkhrt



I don't even know what that means :oldman:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: SunnyD]
    #22365288 - 10/11/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

AddyZomeD said:

hes got a life outside of this place




:rofldrunk:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22365312 - 10/11/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I heard he and Viva went through with the suicide pact.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22365323 - 10/11/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Burke stahp. Burke plz. Burke we don't even recognize you anymore, plz Burke.



think of the children :sad:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Psychedelics yummy]
    #22365345 - 10/11/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I know that I'll probably get banned for revealing this, but Burke is that guy from jeopardy.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
    #22365353 - 10/11/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

BOOM!!!


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22365370 - 10/11/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If you guys want someone to blame for my avatar situation, look no further than user Janky Tits.  He's being very obstinate in regards to my insistence that he gets me a 6 month supporter account in a effort to buy my e-friendship.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22365376 - 10/11/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'll give you supporter for a year if you come out the closet.


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Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22365384 - 10/11/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

About satanism?  Come out to pris?  Sure.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22365393 - 10/11/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You need to tell janky's mom that he doesn't want to go to church anymore.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: koods]
    #22365413 - 10/11/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She'll slap some sense into him, I hope.

(Sense about that supporter acct, not god stuff.)


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22365420 - 10/11/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
About satanism?  Come out to pris?  Sure.





Satanism; faggoteerism.

It's all the same anymore.


Save the coming out to pris part. I want you to come out the whole pub.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22365423 - 10/11/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Can't I just post pix of a carrot in my asshole like a normal person?


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22365430 - 10/11/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That will suffice.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22365449 - 10/11/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Better not be a baby carrot


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #22365456 - 10/11/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Dark_Star said:
Better not be a baby carrot



skunkhrt


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22365467 - 10/11/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Can't I just post pix of a carrot in my asshole like a normal person?



:mustnotfap:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22365474 - 10/11/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

LMFAO

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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22365488 - 10/11/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i am here to profess my not-secret love for Burke Dennings.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: memes]
    #22365512 - 10/11/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You got that five bucks you owe me for supporter account?


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22365533 - 10/11/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Can't I just post pix of a carrot in my asshole like a normal person?




Make it a cactus.

:pedropussy:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: memes]
    #22365564 - 10/11/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:heartpump:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22365593 - 10/11/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Pix please.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22365596 - 10/11/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I still dont understnd who this jeopardy ddewdd is. Is he supposed be memorable? guy looks like hes in a cult or something. member that dewd ken jennings what a cornball:lolsy:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22365613 - 10/11/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He's gonna be the first jeopardy champ turned serial killer.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: koods]
    #22365627 - 10/11/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

why does he look like a white guy dressed up like a black guy?


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22365634 - 10/11/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

omg have u guys seen this guy on video :laugh2:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: koods]
    #22365643 - 10/11/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Wouldn't be the first game show serial killer


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: koods]
    #22365670 - 10/11/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
He's gonna be the first jeopardy champ turned serial killer.




Actually the first jeopardy winner to turn serial killer that didn't get away.


I'm the first. Right koods??


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22365693 - 10/11/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Wut


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22365699 - 10/11/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
why does he look like a white guy dressed up like a black guy?



He's half black half Jewish.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: koods]
    #22365713 - 10/11/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

yeh wow this is exciting I hope he goes like 40 shows this guy is solid gold.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22365726 - 10/11/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
yeh wow this is exciting I hope he goes like 40 shows this guy is solid gold.





14K Gold.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22365752 - 10/11/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
About satanism?  Come out to pris?  Sure.





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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22365794 - 10/11/15 09:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

/verklempt


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22366623 - 10/12/15 03:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

#bigsticko'butta


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22366632 - 10/12/15 03:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The pub is hella gay for Burke. sHlong put a posting limit on his account like the one Shivers used to have, so he can only make 10 posts a day now. sHlong is really fucking up the entire internet.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22366640 - 10/12/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Bees man.  Bees.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22366668 - 10/12/15 03:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You don't know anything about bees. I'll kill you.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22370681 - 10/12/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I've been gone a while. Someone please fill me in why burke lost control of OTD. I am curious about that.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: JustForToday]
    #22370761 - 10/12/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He handed his power over to me.. Natural progression.
Nothing to worry about.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #22370919 - 10/12/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I heard he ate poprocks and drank a coke at the same time and his stomach exploded.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22370924 - 10/12/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
I heard he ate poprocks and drank a coke at the same time and his stomach exploded.



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