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InvisibleMoonshoe
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What happened to Burke Dennings?
    #22364796 - 10/11/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

How come he never posts anymore ?

How is he doing emotionally?

What are his struggles , hopes and dreams ?

Is he happy? Is he fulfilled ? Is he safe and warm?

Has he been wounded emotionally? Who hurt him?

Has he been saved by the blood of Jesus?

How can we help him?

What does he want , and what does he need?

What are his crimes? Can he be forgiven?

What is his message? What is his meaning ?

Who does he love and what does he hate?

Has he lost the wonder and joy of living, or do his eyes still sparkle with a zest for life?

How has he chosen to answer the fundamental question of his own existence ?

I guess what I really want to know is, what happened to Burke Dennings?


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22364802 - 10/11/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He posts every day, but changed his avatar a few days ago. I text him pretty frequently, he has not been saved by the blood of jesus.


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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22364816 - 10/11/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
he has not been saved by the blood of jesus.




How do you know??

It isn't something you go around telling anyone who will listen...


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Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
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Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22364827 - 10/11/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)




I am uncomfortable with these developments.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22364835 - 10/11/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
How come he never posts anymore ?

How is he doing emotionally?

What are his struggles , hopes and dreams ?

Is he happy? Is he fulfilled ? Is he safe and warm?

Has he been wounded emotionally? Who hurt him?

Has he been saved by the blood of Jesus?

How can we help him?

What does he want , and what does he need?

What are his crimes? Can he be forgiven?

What is his message? What is his meaning ?

Who does he love and what does he hate?

Has he lost the wonder and joy of living, or do his eyes still sparkle with a zest for life?

How has he chosen to answer the fundamental question of his own existence ?

I guess what I really want to know is, what happened to Burke Dennings?




:lol:
hes got a kid and lover br0

hes got a life outside of this place


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Shiithead] * 5
    #22364838 - 10/11/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle is lying. Burke died from an fluoride toothpaste overdose. I have taken over his account to further my goals of starting a new religion based on the teachings of TV Jeopardy's Matt Jackson.


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: koods]
    #22364917 - 10/11/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Hahaha this is a quality post.  One of the better ones I have read lately.

:thumbup:


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InvisibleSun King
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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: koods]
    #22364934 - 10/11/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Sheekle is lying. Burke died from an fluoride toothpaste overdose. I have taken over his account to further my goals of starting a new religion based on the teachings of TV Jeopardy's Matt Jackson.




One fake death per day.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22364961 - 10/11/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
He posts every day, but changed his avatar a few days ago. I text him pretty frequently, he has not been saved by the blood of jesus.





I hear he bathes in the blood of jesus as part of his morning ritual


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OfflineKevinDontWave
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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Sun King]
    #22364962 - 10/11/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sun King said:
Quote:

koods said:
Sheekle is lying. Burke died from an fluoride toothpaste overdose. I have taken over his account to further my goals of starting a new religion based on the teachings of TV Jeopardy's Matt Jackson.




One fake death per day.



:vaped:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: DTCharlieB] * 1
    #22364987 - 10/11/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Why do Burke and Koods have the same avatar? That's the real question.

Also, I never recognize you anymore Burke. I'm still used to the black and grey picture.


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22365087 - 10/11/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I just told you. Burke off'd himself by putting a tube of crest in his mouth and unloading the entire thing. Poor Spots found him on the floor of the bathroom, just like Kurt Cobain. Now she's left raising her baby alone, just like Courtney. It's a tragedy.

Before his death that admittedly I encouraged, he made promise that I would continue to spread the word about Matt Jackson.

May the boom be with you.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Edited by koods (10/11/15 07:23 PM)


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InvisibleAmanita86
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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: koods]
    #22365108 - 10/11/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I have studied the autopsy as well as the police reports and it is clearly evident that someone cornered him on some stairs and force fed him the toothpaste and that in his struggle to get to the toilet in order to vomit he actually collapsed in the bathroom, expiring in said location he was found..

Check out my thread in the conspiracy forum.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22365110 - 10/11/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I made several threads about this in OTD once.. I can't exactly remember how that played out..:shrug:


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22365163 - 10/11/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
I have studied the autopsy as well as the police reports and it is clearly evident that someone cornered him on some stairs and force fed him the toothpaste and that in his struggle to get to the toilet in order to vomit he actually collapsed in the bathroom, expiring in said location he was found..

Check out my thread in the conspiracy forum.




he faked his death, the corner's reprt if fakes, his social security number is
still in use, n one has cashed in his life insurance and there's tons of evidence
to prove he's still alive. there's even a Burke Dennings sightings page on facebook


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22365175 - 10/11/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
He posts every day, but changed his avatar a few days ago. I text him pretty frequently, he has not been saved by the blood of jesus.





I hear he bathes in the blood of jesus as part of his morning ritual





JESUS, DON'T BLEED SO MUCH!!


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22365191 - 10/11/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

he was raging in the viva is/isnot dead threads this morning. what do you mean he doesnt post anymore?


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22365197 - 10/11/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Burke is alive and well....

I don't know a whole lot about his personal life but I do know he loves raving and that he has beef with Doobid Dude


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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22365215 - 10/11/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I find Burke's avatar change extremely disturbing.


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: What happened to Burke Dennings? [Re: yogabunny]
    #22365244 - 10/11/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

yogabunny said:
I find Burke's avatar change extremely disturbing.



Yeah I'm not a huge fan either

I like the whole guy from jeopardy thing and all but his other one really became the image of Dr. Dennings


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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