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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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I want to be a cop
    #22364129 - 10/11/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Just imagine how cool it would be? You get to drive around in a car paid for all day and listen to music and when you get bored you can start fucking with people with near immunity. If you get lucky enough to bust someone for pot you can make up a bunch of BS charges so you can get them to snitch. This is where it gets fun. He'll likely snitch on his dealer who will sometimes have up to two ounces of pot! You then get to dress up in all this real cool tactical gear and pretend to be in the military and possibly get the opprotunity to shoot my carbine. What's even better is they give us mother-fucking flashbang and concussion grenades and a battering ram. How fucking cool is that? Plus if we shoot someone without a gun we get a mother fucking paid vacation!


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22364162 - 10/11/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

yay I'm the first one to call you a troll


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers] * 2
    #22364168 - 10/11/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Why is somebody selling weed when they only have 2 ounces? Small time high schooler lol.


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: The Moose]
    #22364175 - 10/11/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Pub is so dumb lately. This thread is fuckery.


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: The Moose]
    #22364185 - 10/11/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The Moose said:
Why is somebody selling weed when they only have 2 ounces? Small time high schooler lol.



That's $700 in weed around here


Edited by luvdemboomers (10/11/15 04:28 PM)


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22364209 - 10/11/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I could probably get twice that amount of weed for that price. Jesus. I don't even live in a medical/legal state.


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #22364223 - 10/11/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Imagine how annoying it'd be to constantly have to deal with fuck heads who don't listen.

Being a cop would be like being a parent to 100 completely out of line, uncontrollable toddlers. Fuck that shit. :ilold:


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: The Moose]
    #22364252 - 10/11/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The Moose said:
I could probably get twice that amount of weed for that price. Jesus. I don't even live in a medical/legal state.



you can get close to a pound of brick weed for that but dank is $$$$ in the southeast


Edited by luvdemboomers (10/11/15 04:39 PM)


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22364261 - 10/11/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well... That sucks. :shrug:


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: The Moose]
    #22364265 - 10/11/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The Moose said:
Well... That sucks. :shrug:




no what sucks is not having anyone you trust to buy weed from


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22364318 - 10/11/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Imagine how annoying it'd be to constantly have to deal with fuck heads who don't listen.






that's easy to fix with a properly applied choke hold or a couple of bullets in the gizzard


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22364442 - 10/11/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Imagine how annoying it'd be to constantly have to deal with fuck heads who don't listen.






that's easy to fix with a properly applied choke hold or a couple of bullets in the gizzard



couldn't you just use rubber bullets or shoot him in the foot?


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22364469 - 10/11/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Id suggest that the officer use his billy club.  That'll fix 'er.


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22364470 - 10/11/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

On top of all that, you get to carry around a gun, and taze hood rats. You dont get drug tested at all, but you handle drugs on a daily basis. When you do finally get to shoot said hood rats, you get a two month PAID vacation. Its the perfect job really.


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: Psychoslut]
    #22364479 - 10/11/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
On top of all that, you get to carry around a gun, and taze hood rats. You dont get drug tested at all, but you handle drugs on a daily basis. When you do finally get to shoot said hood rats, you get a two month PAID vacation. Its the perfect job really.





plus you get to shakedown drug dealers and either sell the drugs or use them yourself.


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: starfire_xes]
    #22364510 - 10/11/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Honestly if I were a cop I'd be the biggest pushover when it comes to drugs/minor violations :shrug:


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22364511 - 10/11/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Law enforcement is a good field to go in. Unfortunately, if you have any convictions you may have a hard time getting hired, but one of our local officers has a sealed theft conviction.


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22364517 - 10/11/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemboomers said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Imagine how annoying it'd be to constantly have to deal with fuck heads who don't listen.






that's easy to fix with a properly applied choke hold or a couple of bullets in the gizzard



couldn't you just use rubber bullets or shoot him in the foot?





why would I do that?


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22364520 - 10/11/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so."


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Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22364552 - 10/11/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Imagine how annoying it'd be to constantly have to deal with fuck heads who don't listen.

Being a cop would be like being a parent to 100 completely out of line, uncontrollable toddlers. Fuck that shit. :ilold:




:whathesaid:


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: Shiithead]
    #22364572 - 10/11/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so."





Einstein.


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: starfire_xes]
    #22364713 - 10/11/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Actually Thomas Jefferson said it. Gotta love the founding fathers...

OP, if you are in America, I suggest you join Oathkeepers and The 3%er's!

We are the real deal. If you really want to protect America and freedom, join us. The police have to abide to nonsense whereas we abide to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Not a government that defines those key factors of man's life.

Or be a cop and join us as well. Just know you are subjecting yourself to an unrighteous death if you join LE.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
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Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22364952 - 10/11/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Being a cop is no bed of roses. They have to go out and direct traffic even in the rain or snow. They have to talk with total idiots who have no legit complaint but if the cop does not hear out their story or doesn't do what the person wanted, they may get a complaint. Nothing usually happens but its on their record.

We think they can get away with anything but they have to follow all the laws and a lot more rules from the dept. They have to work overtime and on holidays. They may be assigned to night shift which screws up their days. They have to go on drug busts in the ghetto and be shot at. They have to deal with suspects who have serious communicable diseases and will bite or spit on the cop. If they get caught stealing or doing anything wrong including stuff we would get away with, they are fired. They have long days and weeks of boredom punctuated by minutes of terror. You never know when a routine traffic stop will turn into a shootout.

Are you sure you want to be a cop?


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22364977 - 10/11/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Stonehenge said:
Being a cop is no bed of roses. They have to go out and direct traffic even in the rain or snow. They have to talk with total idiots who have no legit complaint but if the cop does not hear out their story or doesn't do what the person wanted, they may get a complaint. Nothing usually happens but its on their record.

We think they can get away with anything but they have to follow all the laws and a lot more rules from the dept. They have to work overtime and on holidays. They may be assigned to night shift which screws up their days. They have to go on drug busts in the ghetto and be shot at. They have to deal with suspects who have serious communicable diseases and will bite or spit on the cop. If they get caught stealing or doing anything wrong including stuff we would get away with, they are fired. They have long days and weeks of boredom punctuated by minutes of terror. You never know when a routine traffic stop will turn into a shootout.

Are you sure you want to be a cop?




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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22365011 - 10/11/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemboomers said:
Quote:

The Moose said:
Why is somebody selling weed when they only have 2 ounces? Small time high schooler lol.



That's $700 in weed around here




Sounds like you've got a shit hookup.


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22365078 - 10/11/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Quote:

luvdemboomers said:
Quote:

The Moose said:
Why is somebody selling weed when they only have 2 ounces? Small time high schooler lol.



That's $700 in weed around here




Sounds like you've got a shit hookup.





I stopped smoking 3 years ago but when I was smoking 350/o was a relatively low price though I generally bought 1/8 to 1/2

Standard price for the area was 60/8th. That's 2 cities and maybe 10 dealers... that's just what everyone charged except dumbass black dealers that tried to charge 70. Never paid more or less than 60 for an 8th of dank in my 5 years of smoking.
I had a 180 a half hookup for a while from a old HS buddy that I'm pretty sure grew that was the best I got. You could get BC or outdoor for cheaper but I always bought either the primo shit or mids.


oh yeah, and the entire OP was completely sarcastic


Edited by luvdemboomers (10/11/15 07:23 PM)


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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22365980 - 10/11/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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