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luvdemboomers
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I want to be a cop
#22364129 - 10/11/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just imagine how cool it would be? You get to drive around in a car paid for all day and listen to music and when you get bored you can start fucking with people with near immunity. If you get lucky enough to bust someone for pot you can make up a bunch of BS charges so you can get them to snitch. This is where it gets fun. He'll likely snitch on his dealer who will sometimes have up to two ounces of pot! You then get to dress up in all this real cool tactical gear and pretend to be in the military and possibly get the opprotunity to shoot my carbine. What's even better is they give us mother-fucking flashbang and concussion grenades and a battering ram. How fucking cool is that? Plus if we shoot someone without a gun we get a mother fucking paid vacation!
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ShootinD5nukes
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Why is somebody selling weed when they only have 2 ounces? Small time high schooler lol.
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ak47myth
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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: The Moose]
#22364175 - 10/11/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pub is so dumb lately. This thread is fuckery.
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luvdemboomers
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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: The Moose]
#22364185 - 10/11/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Moose said: Why is somebody selling weed when they only have 2 ounces? Small time high schooler lol.
That's $700 in weed around here
Edited by luvdemboomers (10/11/15 04:28 PM)
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The Moose
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I could probably get twice that amount of weed for that price. Jesus. I don't even live in a medical/legal state.
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Shroomslip
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Imagine how annoying it'd be to constantly have to deal with fuck heads who don't listen.
Being a cop would be like being a parent to 100 completely out of line, uncontrollable toddlers. Fuck that shit.
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luvdemboomers
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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: The Moose]
#22364252 - 10/11/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Moose said: I could probably get twice that amount of weed for that price. Jesus. I don't even live in a medical/legal state.
you can get close to a pound of brick weed for that but dank is $$$$ in the southeast
Edited by luvdemboomers (10/11/15 04:39 PM)
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The Moose
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Well... That sucks.
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luvdemboomers
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Re: I want to be a cop [Re: The Moose]
#22364265 - 10/11/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Moose said: Well... That sucks. 
no what sucks is not having anyone you trust to buy weed from
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Prisoner#1
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Shroomslip said: Imagine how annoying it'd be to constantly have to deal with fuck heads who don't listen.
that's easy to fix with a properly applied choke hold or a couple of bullets in the gizzard
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luvdemboomers
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Shroomslip said: Imagine how annoying it'd be to constantly have to deal with fuck heads who don't listen.
that's easy to fix with a properly applied choke hold or a couple of bullets in the gizzard
couldn't you just use rubber bullets or shoot him in the foot?
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Id suggest that the officer use his billy club. That'll fix 'er.
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On top of all that, you get to carry around a gun, and taze hood rats. You dont get drug tested at all, but you handle drugs on a daily basis. When you do finally get to shoot said hood rats, you get a two month PAID vacation. Its the perfect job really.
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starfire_xes
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Psychoslut said: On top of all that, you get to carry around a gun, and taze hood rats. You dont get drug tested at all, but you handle drugs on a daily basis. When you do finally get to shoot said hood rats, you get a two month PAID vacation. Its the perfect job really.
plus you get to shakedown drug dealers and either sell the drugs or use them yourself.
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Honestly if I were a cop I'd be the biggest pushover when it comes to drugs/minor violations
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Law enforcement is a good field to go in. Unfortunately, if you have any convictions you may have a hard time getting hired, but one of our local officers has a sealed theft conviction.
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Prisoner#1
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luvdemboomers said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Shroomslip said: Imagine how annoying it'd be to constantly have to deal with fuck heads who don't listen.
that's easy to fix with a properly applied choke hold or a couple of bullets in the gizzard
couldn't you just use rubber bullets or shoot him in the foot?
why would I do that?
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Shroomslip said: Imagine how annoying it'd be to constantly have to deal with fuck heads who don't listen.
Being a cop would be like being a parent to 100 completely out of line, uncontrollable toddlers. Fuck that shit. 
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