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Dark_Star
train driver pervading a desktop


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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: Sheekle] 2
#22364160 - 10/11/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cream On D Page
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MichAnon.ael
Dark Stranger


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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: Dark_Star] 2
#22364308 - 10/11/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cream Daddy
The Story of Creamy D If it was a (auto)biography
Edited by MichAnon.ael (10/11/15 04:51 PM)
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.



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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: MichAnon.ael] 1
#22364326 - 10/11/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Cream this book: An Erotic Life" by Addyzommed.
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koods
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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: MichAnon.ael] 5
#22364402 - 10/11/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cream Encounters of D Floor Kind
That's actually a scifi porno he starred in. He plays Barry, a precocious 19 year old living with his mother who is fascinated by UFOs shaped like dildoes and ends up being abducted.
Meanwhile Mom befriends this weird dude who likes to make his mashed potatoes look like hard uncut cocks even though it makes his children cry. They travel to the Devils Penis monument in South Dickota, oh wait sorry, Whymoaning, where the government has built a facility to attract the aliens by playing porno music really loudly.
The aliens arrive and release all the people they have abducted and because the aliens are also pedophiles, they made sure none of them aged. The weird guy, played by Dickhard Dreyfuss, decides to join the alien pedophile addiction ring and they dart off to yet another world full of young creamy men like our protagonist.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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Nitrous Monkey
selftitled



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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: koods] 1
#22364408 - 10/11/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Catcher in D Rye
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: Nitrous Monkey] 1
#22364418 - 10/11/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Caught it in D Eye
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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SunnyD
WiZarD oF LoVe



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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: koods]
#22364460 - 10/11/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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this page has some good ones this is a out of nowhere thread though
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        And to everyone who thinks life is just a game, Do you like the part you are playing? This is the time in life I am living! And I face each day with a smile My music Library of Synthesizer goodness
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D.M.T
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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: SunnyD]
#22364474 - 10/11/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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U put D lime N D co co nut: Drink M ball up
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: SunnyD]
#22364487 - 10/11/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
AddyZomeD said: Im actually gonna change my username soon i stupidly made daddyzomed my username when my email is aswell and my email is on my driver record 
Ill change it when i think of one that rings true
Change it to D Cream
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: larry.fisherman] 1
#22364569 - 10/11/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thre Unbearable Lightness of Creaming
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: koods] 1
#22364579 - 10/11/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Young Man and His D by Earnest Cummingay
other titles by this author: D Cum Also Rises Islands in D Cream D Torrents of Cum To Cream and Cream A Lot
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.



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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: koods]
#22364701 - 10/11/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You've seen your share of gay porn huh?
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: 404]
#22364726 - 10/11/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I Can See My D In My Reflection
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22364748 - 10/11/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheGreenArrow said: You've made your share of gay porn huh?
Fixed
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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404
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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: koods]
#22364750 - 10/11/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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to cream, or not to cream, that is the question.
It was the best of creams, it was the worst of creams, it was the age of orgasms, it was the age of cumhrt...
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.



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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: koods]
#22364752 - 10/11/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Moonshoe
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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: SunnyD]
#22364770 - 10/11/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Life is amazing: Great mood"
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Everything I post is fiction.
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Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

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Re: If daddyzomed wrote a book, what do you think it would be called? [Re: 404]
#22364799 - 10/11/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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My Anus: A gaping love story.
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