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OfflineJanky Tits

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Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you?
    #22360188 - 10/10/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So this girl I wanna get with loves animals a lot. She has made it very clear she loves animals.

Any ideas on how to impress her??


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Offlineblackhawk
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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22360195 - 10/10/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

get a dog?


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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22360209 - 10/10/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

let her treat you like a dog


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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: blackhawk] * 2
    #22360213 - 10/10/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Don't get a dog just to impress some chick. Horrible idea. :justno:


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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: Janky Tits] * 8
    #22360218 - 10/10/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: blackhawk] * 1
    #22360222 - 10/10/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Plenty of people like animals. I wouldn't try to impress her with false enthusiasm. Just be yourself. A relationship that is started on deceit will never end well because maybe you weren't compatible to begin with. There is plenty of fish in the sea so if it doesn't work out there are millions more where that came from. The main advice I can give you is don't be timid or afraid. Ask her out for a cup of coffee or something. If she's at all interested she'll say yes. Cobfidence in yourself is sexy.


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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 13
    #22360224 - 10/10/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: Janky Tits] * 3
    #22360230 - 10/10/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22360240 - 10/10/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Janky Tits said:
So this girl I wanna get with loves animals a lot. She has made it very clear she loves animals.

Any ideas on how to impress her??




Yes.

Walk in the bedroom, push her on the bed, tell her that you'll have your way with her.

Take her, pull on her hair a bit, make her feel your power, but not too much, she wants to feel safe but slightly in danger.

You call the shots, you make her cum when you want her to cum.

You animal...


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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: propensity] * 5
    #22360243 - 10/10/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: Janky Tits] * 4
    #22360244 - 10/10/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Getting massive cosmetic surgery to become a "humanimal" might impress her.



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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: The Phleg]
    #22360245 - 10/10/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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This or whip out your lap hog.


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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: Shiithead] * 4
    #22360250 - 10/10/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22360262 - 10/10/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Tell her your going to take her for dinner and show up at  the pet store to buy some some fish and take them fish back,to the river . When she asks about dinner , tell her that your a river and she need respect to flow. No that's stupid , just kill the fish and prove to her that fish don't have any feelings lol , fuck that too.

Grow out your hair and allow her to pet you , don't talk back when shes mad becaus animals don't talk back , show her your dick 10-40 times a day , instead ofmtalking you should respon in grunts , coraks , moo's growls, barks , and meows,

Talk about how smart elephants and dolphins are .. Oh yeah , dogs too , even though domesticated dogs are fucking stupid and would die without human intervention , just pretend, Who cares this girl isn't forever ., but animals are


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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22360267 - 10/10/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

show her your trouser snake


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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: JayZ Morgan]
    #22360276 - 10/10/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I agree OP, you want someone to love and to love you, get a dog.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Offlineblackhawk
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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: SexyBeezy123]
    #22360285 - 10/10/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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SexyBeezy123 said:
Plenty of people like animals. I wouldn't try to impress her with false enthusiasm. Just be yourself. A relationship that is started on deceit will never end well because maybe you weren't compatible to begin with. There is plenty of fish in the sea so if it doesn't work out there are millions more where that came from. The main advice I can give you is don't be timid or afraid. Ask her out for a cup of coffee or something. If she's at all interested she'll say yes. Cobfidence in yourself is sexy.



get a fish OP lol


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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22360287 - 10/10/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Tell her you like to do it doggy style.    :doggystyle:


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: blackhawk]
    #22360289 - 10/10/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

it has been my experience that people that love furry animals, don't really like fish.


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Re: Idea on how to get a animal lover to like you? [Re: SexyBeezy123] * 2
    #22360298 - 10/10/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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SexyBeezy123 said:
Plenty of people like animals. I wouldn't try to impress her with false enthusiasm. Just be yourself. A relationship that is started on deceit will never end well because maybe you weren't compatible to begin with. There is plenty of fish in the sea so if it doesn't work out there are millions more where that came from. The main advice I can give you is don't be timid or afraid. Ask her out for a cup of coffee or something. If she's at all interested she'll say yes. Cobfidence in yourself is sexy.




Pretty much this, but the joke responses in this thread are hilarious.



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