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what's the average going price on a donkey these days?
#22359583 - 10/10/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i'm looking to purchase a donkey within the year, most likely in portugal--starting to get intrigued by how much capital i will need to save up before starting out on this venture
any ideas?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom] 1
#22359588 - 10/10/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have no idea, but this is a hilarious question.
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#22359597 - 10/10/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Generally 3 donkeys will buy 2 mules, a camel, or a down payment on a virgin wife
So 2/3 of a mule or 1/3 a camel
Edited by luvdemboomers (10/10/15 03:06 PM)
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22359628 - 10/10/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I believe they can be around 200 euro if you are in Portugal.
Here you go: http://www.mikesdonkeys.co.uk/forsale.html
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22359657 - 10/10/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said: Generally 3 donkeys will buy 2 mules, a camel, or a down payment on a virgin wife
So 2/3 of a mule or 1/3 a camel
How pretty is the virgin?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#22359663 - 10/10/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why would you want to own an ass? I mean, maybe if it were a pet. but they seem completely useless
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: AkaAlias]
#22359669 - 10/10/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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AkaAlias said:
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luvdemboomers said: Generally 3 donkeys will buy 2 mules, a camel, or a down payment on a virgin wife
So 2/3 of a mule or 1/3 a camel
How pretty is the virgin?
8/10, she even shows her ankles and neck
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22359673 - 10/10/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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and has bathed twice this past month
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Destitute]
#22359686 - 10/10/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I got my donkey for 39 cents, half a dill pickle, some string, a band-aid, and a hot dog
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Destitute]
#22359688 - 10/10/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not too shabby!
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Soul-Shine]
#22359717 - 10/10/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Destitute said: Why would you want to own an ass? I mean, maybe if it were a pet. but they seem completely useless
it's gonna be a pack animal--i'm tired of sluggin' all my gear around in a backpack
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Soul-Shine said: I believe they can be around 200 euro if you are in Portugal.
Here you go: http://www.mikesdonkeys.co.uk/forsale.html
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22359719 - 10/10/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said: I got my donkey for 39 cents, half a dill pickle, some string, a band-aid, and a hot dog
where?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom] 1
#22359725 - 10/10/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You could always steal a donkey, I mean... I don't think they have VIN numbers
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Destitute]
#22359927 - 10/10/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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actually they do have vin numbers, at least in the wild west days they would brand the herd with the farms initals so people couldn't steal them
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22360024 - 10/10/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hope you don't consider fucking this donkey OP...sorry, had to ask...reminded me of a scene in Devils Rejects w/ chickens....doesn't help that I think such fetishes are legal in Portugal...
Seriously, why the fuck would you want a donkey?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Pariahprose]
#22360031 - 10/10/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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do donkeys have std's or something?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22360688 - 10/10/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: do donkeys have std's or something?
Are you insinuating you would get down with a dirty donkey if they did not?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#22360716 - 10/10/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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We have a few Jackasses on these forums we'd be willing to let go for cheap..
Untrained and will likely require a lot of work to whip into shape. Can't get it all for cheap.
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#22360732 - 10/10/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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shivas.wisdom said: i'm looking to purchase a donkey within the year, most likely in portugal--starting to get intrigued by how much capital i will need to save up before starting out on this venture
any ideas?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22360741 - 10/10/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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shivas.wisdom said: i'm looking to purchase a donkey within the year, most likely in portugal--starting to get intrigued by how much capital i will need to save up before starting out on this venture
any ideas?
bitter cactus isn't for sale
Hard to sell someone that is permabanned. Least he had a perms last I heard...
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Pariahprose]
#22381899 - 10/15/15 04:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Soooo...? Got a donkey yet?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: AkaAlias]
#22383526 - 10/15/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Per Forbes the donkey business is trending downward after a second consecutive poor quarterly, so word has it you can get a quality donkey for well below its typical market value.
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#22383563 - 10/15/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Have you considered what breed of donkey you want? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_donkey_breeds
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: nicechrisman]
#22383569 - 10/15/15 01:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I want a goat.
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22388793 - 10/16/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i can't get a donkey until i get to portugal
and i can't get to portugal until my dog gets her rabies vaccine
and my dog can't get her rabies vaccine until april
but, as i was unaware there were so many breeds, i think i'm gonna need this time anyways
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#22397005 - 10/18/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Choose a breed that has the best manure to cultivate shrooms on!
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Destitute] 1
#22397043 - 10/18/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Destitute said: Why would you want to own an ass? I mean, maybe if it were a pet. but they seem completely useless
I'm guessing you've never actually been around a donkey? They're one of the most useful animals in existence. The fucks a cat do for anybody?
Anyways, OP, You can get a good donkey for about $100 (it really depends on the time of year and how the season is doing, but that's a good average price) but I would suggest a mule. There are many different varieties of mules in the world (depending on what type of horse DNA they have) from work mules, to pack mules, to riding mules.
Well, you might ask me "but, FaceKid, if that's the case, shouldn't I just get a horse?" The answer is a resounding No. You see, mules are so much smarter than horses it's unreal. Take, for example, Coon-hunting. On a coon hunt, you must trek through the wilderness at night through all manner of terrain. Horses just do not work for coon hunting.
Lets just say there is a cliff up ahead that you don't see. If you tell that horse to jump off it, it will. It may take some convincing, but a good horse will walk your ass right off that cliff. A mule will tell you to fuck off. You could beat a mule down and it still wouldn't put it's life in danger.
Man, I could talk about mules all day long.
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
#22407012 - 10/20/15 01:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i heard that the price of donkeys fluctuates along with oil prices--when farmers in turkey can't afford to run their tractors anymore, donkeys are suddenly extra valuable again
also, thanks for the advice facekid
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#22407034 - 10/20/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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from my experience, some people just want to give them away.
Find an old farmer and befriend him and his donkey.
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: hTx]
#22407091 - 10/20/15 02:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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you can also use donkey poo as charcoal
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