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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Pariahprose]
#22381899 - 10/15/15 04:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Soooo...? Got a donkey yet?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: AkaAlias]
#22383526 - 10/15/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Per Forbes the donkey business is trending downward after a second consecutive poor quarterly, so word has it you can get a quality donkey for well below its typical market value.
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#22383563 - 10/15/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Have you considered what breed of donkey you want? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_donkey_breeds
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: nicechrisman]
#22383569 - 10/15/15 01:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I want a goat.
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22388793 - 10/16/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i can't get a donkey until i get to portugal
and i can't get to portugal until my dog gets her rabies vaccine
and my dog can't get her rabies vaccine until april
but, as i was unaware there were so many breeds, i think i'm gonna need this time anyways
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#22397005 - 10/18/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Choose a breed that has the best manure to cultivate shrooms on!
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Destitute] 1
#22397043 - 10/18/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Destitute said: Why would you want to own an ass? I mean, maybe if it were a pet. but they seem completely useless
I'm guessing you've never actually been around a donkey? They're one of the most useful animals in existence. The fucks a cat do for anybody?
Anyways, OP, You can get a good donkey for about $100 (it really depends on the time of year and how the season is doing, but that's a good average price) but I would suggest a mule. There are many different varieties of mules in the world (depending on what type of horse DNA they have) from work mules, to pack mules, to riding mules.
Well, you might ask me "but, FaceKid, if that's the case, shouldn't I just get a horse?" The answer is a resounding No. You see, mules are so much smarter than horses it's unreal. Take, for example, Coon-hunting. On a coon hunt, you must trek through the wilderness at night through all manner of terrain. Horses just do not work for coon hunting.
Lets just say there is a cliff up ahead that you don't see. If you tell that horse to jump off it, it will. It may take some convincing, but a good horse will walk your ass right off that cliff. A mule will tell you to fuck off. You could beat a mule down and it still wouldn't put it's life in danger.
Man, I could talk about mules all day long.
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
#22407012 - 10/20/15 01:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i heard that the price of donkeys fluctuates along with oil prices--when farmers in turkey can't afford to run their tractors anymore, donkeys are suddenly extra valuable again
also, thanks for the advice facekid
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#22407034 - 10/20/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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from my experience, some people just want to give them away.
Find an old farmer and befriend him and his donkey.
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: hTx]
#22407091 - 10/20/15 02:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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you can also use donkey poo as charcoal
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