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what's the average going price on a donkey these days?
#22359583 - 10/10/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i'm looking to purchase a donkey within the year, most likely in portugal--starting to get intrigued by how much capital i will need to save up before starting out on this venture
any ideas?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom] 1
#22359588 - 10/10/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have no idea, but this is a hilarious question.
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#22359597 - 10/10/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Generally 3 donkeys will buy 2 mules, a camel, or a down payment on a virgin wife
So 2/3 of a mule or 1/3 a camel
Edited by luvdemboomers (10/10/15 03:06 PM)
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22359628 - 10/10/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I believe they can be around 200 euro if you are in Portugal.
Here you go: http://www.mikesdonkeys.co.uk/forsale.html
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22359657 - 10/10/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said: Generally 3 donkeys will buy 2 mules, a camel, or a down payment on a virgin wife
So 2/3 of a mule or 1/3 a camel
How pretty is the virgin?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#22359663 - 10/10/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why would you want to own an ass? I mean, maybe if it were a pet. but they seem completely useless
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: AkaAlias]
#22359669 - 10/10/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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AkaAlias said:
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luvdemboomers said: Generally 3 donkeys will buy 2 mules, a camel, or a down payment on a virgin wife
So 2/3 of a mule or 1/3 a camel
How pretty is the virgin?
8/10, she even shows her ankles and neck
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22359673 - 10/10/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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and has bathed twice this past month
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Destitute]
#22359686 - 10/10/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I got my donkey for 39 cents, half a dill pickle, some string, a band-aid, and a hot dog
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Destitute]
#22359688 - 10/10/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not too shabby!
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Soul-Shine]
#22359717 - 10/10/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Destitute said: Why would you want to own an ass? I mean, maybe if it were a pet. but they seem completely useless
it's gonna be a pack animal--i'm tired of sluggin' all my gear around in a backpack
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Soul-Shine said: I believe they can be around 200 euro if you are in Portugal.
Here you go: http://www.mikesdonkeys.co.uk/forsale.html
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22359719 - 10/10/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said: I got my donkey for 39 cents, half a dill pickle, some string, a band-aid, and a hot dog
where?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom] 1
#22359725 - 10/10/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You could always steal a donkey, I mean... I don't think they have VIN numbers
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Destitute]
#22359927 - 10/10/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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actually they do have vin numbers, at least in the wild west days they would brand the herd with the farms initals so people couldn't steal them
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22360024 - 10/10/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hope you don't consider fucking this donkey OP...sorry, had to ask...reminded me of a scene in Devils Rejects w/ chickens....doesn't help that I think such fetishes are legal in Portugal...
Seriously, why the fuck would you want a donkey?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Pariahprose]
#22360031 - 10/10/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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do donkeys have std's or something?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22360688 - 10/10/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: do donkeys have std's or something?
Are you insinuating you would get down with a dirty donkey if they did not?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#22360716 - 10/10/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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We have a few Jackasses on these forums we'd be willing to let go for cheap..
Untrained and will likely require a lot of work to whip into shape. Can't get it all for cheap.
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#22360732 - 10/10/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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shivas.wisdom said: i'm looking to purchase a donkey within the year, most likely in portugal--starting to get intrigued by how much capital i will need to save up before starting out on this venture
any ideas?
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Re: what's the average going price on a donkey these days? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22360741 - 10/10/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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shivas.wisdom said: i'm looking to purchase a donkey within the year, most likely in portugal--starting to get intrigued by how much capital i will need to save up before starting out on this venture
any ideas?
bitter cactus isn't for sale
Hard to sell someone that is permabanned. Least he had a perms last I heard...
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