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InvisibleServantOfBaphomet
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I have a girlfriend. * 1
    #22359236 - 10/10/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yay!


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #22359247 - 10/10/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

go you!


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #22359250 - 10/10/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

skunkhrt


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #22359252 - 10/10/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It's not all that it's made out to be....

I thought id love my current one forever but im already bored and pressed on this other girl I made out with at a festival who goes to college in North Dakota :/


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22359262 - 10/10/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:youthemandawg:


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: Janky Tits] * 3
    #22359264 - 10/10/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Having a girlfriend is great until it's not


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22359266 - 10/10/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Also,

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet] * 4
    #22359273 - 10/10/15 01:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

if she won't let you post her nudes on the shroomery then thats a clear indicator that she just isn't the one


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22359295 - 10/10/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

be sure to keep your pimp hand strong and stay away from the disney Chanel


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: JayZ Morgan] * 1
    #22359334 - 10/10/15 02:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
if she won't let you post her nudes on the shroomery then thats a clear indicator that she just isn't the one




Actually, she was all for posting pics of us and our adventures, but I forbade it.

Sorry guys.

:shrug:


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JayZ Morgan said:
be sure to keep your pimp hand strong and stay away from the disney Chanel




Though she will be able to legally purchase alcohol in four years, I can get it and other stuff that from my perspective, is more entertaining to her than the Disney Channel.


I am going to get a tattoo on the back of my (pimp) hand. That way, when she gets uppity, I can tell her to read the back of my hand.





(It will say, "Please be nice to me, I'm fragile.")










Nothing to see here,
Hail Satan,
Hail Lucifer,
so on and so forth..








Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!!


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Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!!
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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #22359338 - 10/10/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I do too.


And we're fighting. :undecided:


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22359339 - 10/10/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
Also,

:picdidnthappen:



I actually think I've posted way too many pics of my girlfriend on this site


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #22359343 - 10/10/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

u cockblocked the shroomery? and you don't even want to be with her?  :knowwhatnevermind:


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22359349 - 10/10/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Janky Tits said:
Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
Also,

:picdidnthappen:



I actually think I've posted way too many pics of my girlfriend on this site




links or posts didn't happen


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22359362 - 10/10/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet] * 2
    #22359398 - 10/10/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ServantOfBaphomet said:
Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
if she won't let you post her nudes on the shroomery then thats a clear indicator that she just isn't the one




Actually, she was all for posting pics of us and our adventures, but I forbade it.

Sorry guys.

:shrug:




Though she will be able to legally purchase alcohol in four years,




So you're bragging about having a 17 year old GF?  :lolsy:


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: qman]
    #22359421 - 10/10/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

qman said:
Quote:

ServantOfBaphomet said:
Actually, she was all for posting pics of us and our adventures, but I forbade it.

Sorry guys.

:shrug:




Though she will be able to legally purchase alcohol in four years,




So you're bragging about having a 17 year old GF?  :lolsy:



LOL!

and OP joined in 09, which would make him like 24, assuming he didn't join underage.

nd he forbid her from sharing pix of herself, AKA controlling.

this thread's taken a turn for the worse


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22359426 - 10/10/15 02:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.



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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22359444 - 10/10/15 02:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Janky Tits said:
It's not all that it's made out to be....

I thought id love my current one forever but im already bored and pressed on this other girl I made out with at a festival who goes to college in North Dakota :/



Then break up with the poor girl bro. Don't be cheating and leading her on


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #22359450 - 10/10/15 02:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ServantOfBaphomet said:
Yay!



Hey my girlfriend only turned 18 a few months ago so don't worry about it. The only difference between you and me thought is that I'm 18...


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22359461 - 10/10/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That's probably what I'm going to do soon...

We've grown apart unfortunately. I found a better partner in this other girl so I think it might be time to split it.

I still love my gf and think she is great and we can still be friends after but we both need to do what makes us happy


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22370957 - 10/12/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:pedobear::cookiemonster::goat::shrug::cheers:


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #22371015 - 10/12/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:ban:


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22371086 - 10/12/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

When I met my wife I was on the verge of swearing off people all together and moving to a log cabin.  She renewed my faith that there are good people that exist. People who are compassionate and truthful regardless of hurt feelings. So I married her.

A decade later I love her more now than I ever did before. I have also stifled integral parts of myself and sacrifices some of my personal morals to make things work.  There are days I question if I should have moved into the woods. There are days I fucking hate who ive become.

Its a mixed bag. A lot of it sucks. A lot of it is beautiful. I would never go back and change anything.

Learning not to resent someone else for the choices ive made that have changed me (even if prompted by the other its still my choice) is the hardest part of any relationship ive ever been in.


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #22371096 - 10/12/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Good for you OP...im proud of ya man. I hope it lasts a long time and you learn a lot and stay happily together :hug:


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Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22371120 - 10/12/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Not official till you stick a san pedro up her vagina and post it on the shroomery.


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22371124 - 10/12/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks, Bill!


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Re: I have a girlfriend. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #22371150 - 10/12/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:heart:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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