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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Skribe]
    #22358471 - 10/10/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Satantism especially LaVey Satanisim is not anything to worry about, ive read the satanic bible and trust me when i say this there is no animal or human sacrifices in it. Ive learned alot about human nature from reading the book from a psycological level and i belief your son will to.





not even 1 little human sacrifice... this may not be as fun as I was expecting

I'm not worried about him or his beliefs, he's a very smart kid and he makes a lot
of good choices, I actually support him in this


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Shiithead]
    #22358477 - 10/10/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Shiithead said:
Actually it isn't. All you have to do is believe in His Name and you will be saved. No church. No tithe. No good deeds.

Gen 3:14-15

14 And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

15 and I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.



so Satan gets to slide around, and we have to bust our ass for chicks?

gay.


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22358494 - 10/10/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
Quote:

Shiithead said:
Actually it isn't. All you have to do is believe in His Name and you will be saved. No church. No tithe. No good deeds.

Gen 3:14-15

14 And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

15 and I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.



so Satan gets to slide around, and we have to bust our ass for chicks?

gay.






god is an asshole


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22358497 - 10/10/15 10:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats Pris!! All I know is I hope my son confides in me about his personal choices as much as your son does. He already is pretty open with us so I think we may be on that same path... hopefully.

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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22358500 - 10/10/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
Quote:

Shiithead said:
Actually it isn't. All you have to do is believe in His Name and you will be saved. No church. No tithe. No good deeds.

Gen 3:14-15

14 And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

15 and I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.



so Satan gets to slide around, and we have to bust our ass for chicks?

gay.






god is an asshole



yeh, he just eventually wants to be fucked.

:lol:


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22358501 - 10/10/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The only god here is Satan. Would God let children starve or let good people get diseased?


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22358507 - 10/10/15 10:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
Quote:

Shiithead said:
Actually it isn't. All you have to do is believe in His Name and you will be saved. No church. No tithe. No good deeds.

Gen 3:14-15

14 And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

15 and I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.



so Satan gets to slide around, and we have to bust our ass for chicks?

gay.




Trick question. Women are the devil.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Shiithead]
    #22358510 - 10/10/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

so if it's all influence then God isn't really all powerful, or he's a game playing psychopath.

not anyone i care to worship. hell seems sweet in comparison to worshipping that high and mighty douche-tard.
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Trick question. Women are the devil.



so God made it that man should die rather than reproduce?

i always knew Judaism was a death cult.


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: r.lutece]
    #22358516 - 10/10/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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r.lutece said:
I remember when I was a Satanist as a kid. It was about that age. As it turns out, I'm not so much an atheist as I am lazy, so it lasted all of a month I think.

What do you think? Think he'll actually stick to it?



Same as me. I guess a lot of kids go through that rebellious phase, eh? He'll either get over it or, ya know, just stay satanist. He won't be doing any sacrificing or candles in a pentagram shape, he'll probably just, well, be satanist. You don't seem to be upset about it which is totally the right response. Just wait and see how it pans out :shrug:


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #22358518 - 10/10/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

God isn't here. And you don't have to go to hell. You're in hell bud!


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #22358532 - 10/10/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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pachoo said:
Congrats Pris!! All I know is I hope my son confides in me about his personal choices as much as your son does. He already is pretty open with us so I think we may be on that same path... hopefully.

:thumbup:




you're probably in good shape, I'm sure chicksgrowtoo is as well


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Shiithead]
    #22358537 - 10/10/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

yeah and God is just you know a dissolution man. :fasted:

real interesting query, we die, death sucks, but life's worse unless you live with the power of Christ to compel the world's suckiness away.

oh whoa, revelation!1 now if only we could nail exactly how Jesus acted. i know! i'll watch the Passion of the Christ!


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22358545 - 10/10/15 10:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
satanist n shit or something stupid




I don't think Satanism is stupid at all, I think it makes a lot of sense if you read the Satanic bible, and other writings on the subject. 


good job on being a good parent pris.


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Shiithead]
    #22358546 - 10/10/15 10:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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The only god here is Satan. Would God let children starve or let good people get diseased?





that bible you want to quite says that's exactly what god would do, it also says he
would curse them for 10 generations for disobedience and deny them entry to heaven
for having surgery to remove the appendix that HE gave them and caused it to become
inflamed which would surely kill them if they didnt

god works in mysterious assholish ways


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Lucis]
    #22358553 - 10/10/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Fennario said:
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
satanist n shit or something stupid




I don't think Satanism is stupid at all, I think it makes a lot of sense if you read the Satanic bible, and other writings on the subject. 


good job on being a good parent pris.



It's pretty much just the opposite of Chirstianity. No gods, no masters, no turning the other cheek.


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Near Dylan]
    #22358582 - 10/10/15 10:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

For the most part but you have Satanists who actually believe that Satan is real, then you have Satanists who believe that Satan is just a representation of anti-religion, anti-authority.

I agree with the second group, that Satan is just a representation of anti-religion/anti-authority.  All hail the cloven hoof, may we walk in his eternal shadow for the rest of our days, our glorious goat father.

Ave Satanas


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22358586 - 10/10/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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pachoo said:
Congrats Pris!! All I know is I hope my son confides in me about his personal choices as much as your son does. He already is pretty open with us so I think we may be on that same path... hopefully.

:thumbup:




you're probably in good shape, I'm sure chicksgrowtoo is as well





Thanks man!


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Lucis]
    #22358590 - 10/10/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Fennario said:
For the most part but you have Satanists who actually believe that Satan is real, then you have Satanists who believe that Satan is just a representation of anti-religion, anti-authority.

I agree with the second group, that Satan is just a representation of anti-religion/anti-authority.  All hail the cloven hoof, may we walk in his eternal shadow for the rest of our days, our glorious goat father.

Ave Satanas



I think that's the difference betwenn Theistic and non-theistic satanism. And then there's also LaVayean Satanism..? Religion is so over-complicated


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22358597 - 10/10/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So when's he joining in the National Socialist Movement?


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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22358605 - 10/10/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Pris, I am curious where your son found out about Satanism, what sparked his interest in it, do you know and feel like sharing?


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