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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Asante]
#22367477 - 10/12/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Asante said: Since when is looking at specific components of something christian? I would say its scientific. Many Christians say "all of the bible is gospel truth"
Thats not me. Neither am I a Christian.
I'd wash Jesus' feet and prepare him a tofu pasta but that does not make me a Christian.
if god is all that is good and satan is his ass, does god have no control over his own bowels, when satan shits on the world isnt it really just god shitting on the world and christians refusing to accept the blame
Its the nature of many christians that they embrace God and reject the Devil. They choose to believe in that duality.
Other beliefs systems look at the bigger picture, the force underlying Good and Evil.
so I should cut off my nose to spite my face
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22367480 - 10/12/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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tell me about it
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22367487 - 10/12/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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nah dewd genQuote:
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: god gave ppl free will an ability to choose between good and evil.
man gave god his very existence
well yeh thats why you dont have too look at the ends of the universe to find god
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22367488 - 10/12/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Asante said: Since when is looking at specific components of something christian? I would say its scientific. Many Christians say "all of the bible is gospel truth"
Thats not me. Neither am I a Christian.
I'd wash Jesus' feet and prepare him a tofu pasta but that does not make me a Christian.
if god is all that is good and satan is his ass, does god have no control over his own bowels, when satan shits on the world isnt it really just god shitting on the world and christians refusing to accept the blame
Its the nature of many christians that they embrace God and reject the Devil. They choose to believe in that duality.
Other beliefs systems look at the bigger picture, the force underlying Good and Evil.
so I should cut off my nose to spite my face
I'm all for the bigger picture. Embracing all of the Cosmos, the Totality of Everything for however long you manage to succeed in that.I find it gets easier once you get the hang of it.
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: zZZz]
#22367489 - 10/12/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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how much have you read about satanism? I was raised in christians churches, I'm well versed in their teachings
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22367541 - 10/12/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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enough to know
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1] 1
#22367553 - 10/12/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh I thought you were talking about Fee coming out
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22368363 - 10/12/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: WScott] 2
#22368600 - 10/12/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why not? They're doing pretty awesome community service air lifting that old man and protecting him
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: twighead]
#22368605 - 10/12/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The one bottom right has a pretty interesting ass
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: nicechrisman]
#22368651 - 10/12/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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looks prolapsed... poor thing
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: twighead]
#22368700 - 10/12/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you look closely, the prolapsed 'goatse' rectum is the mouth of another demon, with whiskers and eyes.
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: WScott]
#22368804 - 10/12/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Aye I noticed, a good adaptation to have rear and fore access
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: twighead]
#22369025 - 10/12/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands.
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22369209 - 10/12/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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r.lutece said: I try to use "Life your life, don't be a dick" as a personal mantra.
Yeah same here...good rule to live by. Don't fuck anyone over & be a good person throughout life.
1 thing...if he believes in the devil, then he has to believe in God. You can't have 1 without the other.
it doesnt work that way, it's a narrow minded christian mindset, satanism is a response to christianity's lies and deceit, there is no satan, any actual satanist will tell you that. the satanic bible refers to god as the construck of the imagination of men, history tells is that the christian god was one from a polytheistic society and a group that eventually called themselves the jews made a pact to follow only one of those gods and this god supposedly agreed to protect them as long as they only worshipped him. he was one of the many Canaanite gods which is why the judeo/christian texts have this god asserting constantly "I am the one true god" of which some sects of this christian cult even see the phrase "I am" as a sin because "I am" is one of the seven true names of god
christians dont want to know their origins, that there were other gods, before this god even though it is repeatedly mentioned in the bible, yes, the god of pride had many competitors including Molech and Ba'al
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canaanite_religion
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I'm also a dad, but my son is 24 (I'm 61) & if he laid that on me, I'd be disappointed...& shocked!
1 cool thing about free-will. You can believe in whatever you like. Personally, I hate satanic stuff & hope it's a phase...but if he believes in satan, he has to believe in God. Can't have evil without good.
again, it doesnt work that way, mankind has constructed the gods, all of them in their own image, each will see a different god, one may see a vengeful god filled with wrath that should be feared while others see a god of love. none the less, christians cannot be about free will because it is all about the will of god, one cannot worship the false gods because he will surely spend eternity in a lake of fire, one cannot set his own course because god has ordained our destinies with his plan
to believe that evil cannot exist without good is the same as good cannot exist without evil, and yet everything was supposed to be good until lucifer is supposed to have rebelled against god, now why would an angel of such great power rebel against the creator of all, lucifer was the enlightened one, what did lucifer see of his god that he felt the need to rebel, why did lucifer feel the need to convince man to eat from the tree of knowledge so that they may see god for who he really is
if there was an evil, wouldnt the one professing to be the beginning and the end be that evil, the very god that will curse your children for ten generations for your transgressions, the same evil that destroyed many cities and civilizations because he doesnt allow for free will. the one who's jealousy and wrath have killed millions by his own hands simply because he was not getting his way, the one who's pride would not allow his perfect creations to "become one like us" and know the difference between good and evil
if there is an evil it is the god of abraham but man dooesnt need a god to tell him what is right and wrong, man doesnt need a god to have morality, some men need these things because maybe in their hearts they feel they cannot stop committing these sins without some fictitious, divine guidance and with no punishment for their sins, but then they are ignoring the teachings of christ just as they always have, when will you mote that beam from thine own eye
there is no god, there is no satan, satanism is merely a response to the ridiculousness that calls it's self christianity
Good lord!! (oh no...they see thru me...they see thru me!!) Are you taking this stance because your 12 yr old kid claims he's a satanist? Has he even read anything about any of this? Or did he see a pic that he thought looked cool & now proclaims his beliefs to some deformed demonic dude? I get it...you want your kid to be the apple of your eye. Just don't let that apple become rotten to the core. Plus whoever said to keep him away from adult satanic psychos is trying to help you. I doubt you want your kid mixed-up with devil worshipers who might see him as the next sacrifice. Society has sure changed from when I was 12 yrs old. We didn't even bother with shit like this. We were too busy riding our sting-ray bikes with the banana seats & the high handlebars. 12 yrs old & talking about satan? Times sure have changed for the worse, imo. Ask anyone in the military if they're in a combat situation, do they pray "Please help me get thru this okay, satan!" Or is it, "Please help me to survive this, God!"?? There are no atheists / satan worshipers in foxholes...I guarantee that! 12 years old is way too young to be thinking about stuff like this. He needs a normal, fun-filled childhood & when he turns 18, then pick what you want to believe. I'll keep my beliefs as I have for 60+ years.
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: squidhead]
#22369429 - 10/12/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Satanism isn't really a religion. They just don't do anything, it's more of a parody of christianity. Pretty much made to anger christianity.
But, there are actual devil worshippers. That's really a different thing tbh.
When I was 12, I contemplated my religious beleifs quite a lot as well as my own sexality. That age is such an awkward age to be in. It's literally his first steps on figuring out who he is.
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: squidhead] 1
#22369484 - 10/12/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Good lord!! (oh no...they see thru me...they see thru me!!) Are you taking this stance because your 12 yr old kid claims he's a satanist? Has he even read anything about any of this? Or did he see a pic that he thought looked cool & now proclaims his beliefs to some deformed demonic dude? I get it...you want your kid to be the apple of your eye. Just don't let that apple become rotten to the core. Plus whoever said to keep him away from adult satanic psychos is trying to help you. I doubt you want your kid mixed-up with devil worshipers who might see him as the next sacrifice. Society has sure changed from when I was 12 yrs old. We didn't even bother with shit like this. We were too busy riding our sting-ray bikes with the banana seats & the high handlebars. 12 yrs old & talking about satan? Times sure have changed for the worse, imo. Ask anyone in the military if they're in a combat situation, do they pray "Please help me get thru this okay, satan!" Or is it, "Please help me to survive this, God!"?? There are no atheists / satan worshipers in foxholes...I guarantee that! 12 years old is way too young to be thinking about stuff like this. He needs a normal, fun-filled childhood & when he turns 18, then pick what you want to believe. I'll keep my beliefs as I have for 60+ years.
Lol wat? I'm sure there are many atheist soldiers. A very large portion of the population is atheist and they're normal people
The difference is, now kids have access to any information they could ever want - and so will make decisions based on what kids 60 years ago could've rarely even found out.. It has positives and it has negatives, but overall I believe them knowing more and basing their decisions off of that is far and away more positive than negative.
I don't know if 'get to 18 then pick a belief' is at all realistic, mine are still evolving and I'm a good bit past 18.
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: twighead]
#22369673 - 10/12/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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twighead said: Lol wat? I'm sure there are many atheist soldiers. A very large portion of the population is atheist and they're normal people
The difference is, now kids have access to any information they could ever want - and so will make decisions based on what kids 60 years ago could've rarely even found out.. It has positives and it has negatives, but overall I believe them knowing more and basing their decisions off of that is far and away more positive than negative.
I don't know if 'get to 18 then pick a belief' is at all realistic, mine are still evolving and I'm a good bit past 18.
I would bet you any amount of money that if a soldier was looking down the barrel of a rifle, he'd either be mumbling "Please God, let me live." & not "Please satan, let me go to hell!" Because, as we all know, if there's 1 entity that can be trusted, it's the head devil. He'd never steer someone wrong. He's so cool (or would that be 'hot'?) & would never lie. I'm sure you youngsters out there are thinking that I'm the naive 1. I hope I get to see everyone in Judgment City! Now THAT is going to be 1 fun time. That's where everyone will be sitting in Judgment City Diner eating crow.
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: squidhead]
#22369744 - 10/12/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't wanna sit in heaven with all the Christian dickwheels
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Re: My son came out of the closet [Re: Near Dylan]
#22369875 - 10/12/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Near Dylan said: I don't wanna sit in heaven with all the Christian dickwheels 
Just break a few Commandments. Problem solved.
I did want to mention...yeah, when I was 12 yrs old, we didn't know a fraction of what 12 yr olds know about in this day & age. Is it better now? That's an entirely different debate. Were we less fortunate not being as informed? I think there's way too much info for kids' heads. It was nice being comfortably numb. I liked not knowing certain shit. Made life easier & simpler.
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