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BAMN


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i like funny jokes 6
#22355950 - 10/09/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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My pet lizard asked this question sorry about that
Edited by BAMN (05/18/21 11:27 PM)
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Bigfeely123
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN]
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN]
#22355973 - 10/09/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dark_Star
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN]
#22355976 - 10/09/15 07:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: Dark_Star]
#22355986 - 10/09/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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semen is the ultimate anti-depressant. why do you think we call homosexuals 'gay'?
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN] 9
#22355994 - 10/09/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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..this fuckin site man.
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN] 3
#22356010 - 10/09/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yes, extremely. The monoamine oxidase inhibitors in the brew dialate the blood brain barrier, making it possible for the sperm to swim inside. Once there they wreak total havok, causing neurological shutdown in minutes. Rattlesnake antivenom may counteract this effect in emergencies, but doctors are still unsure what quantity to issue in such extreme cases.
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN] 3
#22356012 - 10/09/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're good dude. Semen Tek, as popularized by lavod, is known to be completely safe.
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Bigfeely123
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: Eminence] 1
#22356021 - 10/09/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Eminence said: ..this fuckin site man.
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FruitOfLife
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: Bigfeely123] 1
#22356059 - 10/09/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN] 1
#22356093 - 10/09/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yes. You're going to feel really bad on your trip with all that shit in your stomach. You won't die, but you'd mother will not be proud.
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Apostle
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN] 1
#22356095 - 10/09/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You should be fine.
Semen goes great with everything.
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN]
#22356121 - 10/09/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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BAMN said: As I've heard Semen contains Anti-Depressant, which I drink on a regular basis
Are you kidding? If this is an attempt at humor, its not funny. Trolling, you are a bad troll. And if you are serious, thats fucking disgusting.
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Angus McAxeHandle
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So if I drink my jizz it will cure my depression?
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BAMN


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Pet lizard needs to chill
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BAMN


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HAHAHAHA
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN]
#22356376 - 10/09/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cum is delicious and very high in zinc. As Burke said, it is completely safe to imbibe upon the holy nectar prior to and/or during psychedelics. Semen tek that jawn if you wish. I prefer to not cum until at least the water stage ov most psychedelics though. A big exception is with dxm. It's an absolute necessity to cum right before a dxm journey, and it's certainly preferred to drink the sacrament. This is legit knowledge as per the goddess Hekate, who i directly consort with every November. But for aya, it's not necessary but you can if you want. Cum is delicious and high in zinc. I always drink my cum and that ov others.
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DOOOD
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luvdemboomers
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN]
#22356551 - 10/09/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: lavod]
#22356585 - 10/09/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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lavod said: Cum is delicious and very high in zinc. As Burke said, it is completely safe to imbibe upon the holy nectar prior to and/or during psychedelics. Semen tek that jawn if you wish. I prefer to not cum until at least the water stage ov most psychedelics though. A big exception is with dxm. It's an absolute necessity to cum right before a dxm journey, and it's certainly preferred to drink the sacrament. This is legit knowledge as per the goddess Hekate, who i directly consort with every November. But for aya, it's not necessary but you can if you want. Cum is delicious and high in zinc. I always drink my cum and that ov others.
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN]
#22356742 - 10/09/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Unless im horny as fuck even I find semen to be alittle gross
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: SunnyD] 1
#22356812 - 10/09/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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My ex girlfriend used to swallow my load every time, she loved it
Doubt I'll find a girl quite like her again
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: BAMN]
#22356862 - 10/09/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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BAMN said: Actually it's not uncommon for people to drink their own semen, or at least not as gross as you may think it is. I personally am not attached to any ideas about cum, I just understand it is safe and clean to consume my own semen, and is one of the healthiest things a man or woman can consume. I am straight, however I understand that semen has amazing benefits. It beats all conditions, it beats all skin lotions, it beats all daily vitamins, and many people have started using it for cooking and made recipes(however I have yet to go this far). It is very healthy, and if you have a high sperm count it doesn't even taste bad. Those with low sperm counts may find that they have more bitter and distasteful semen. It is extremely rich in vitamins, has antidepressant chemicals, can cure morning sickness, and more. Its kinda like a wonder substance. However I doubt it will ever be commonplace as people are often attached to just the idea of semen.
Oh, so you're actually serious. What antidepressant chemicals are you talking about specifically? Are you worried that they might also be MAOIs, or is your concern that the MAOIs in ayahuasca would inhibit their breakdown?
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: psi]
#22357157 - 10/10/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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possibly the last thing i was expecting to see here ahahaha
// op you srs srs?
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: 100mbps]
#22357178 - 10/10/15 12:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wow. I am speechless.
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: Mescalean]
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: Achillita]
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first person to die to cum
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22357544 - 10/10/15 03:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thread reminded me I needed to take my cum cupcakes out of the oven before they burn.
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: Morgenstern]
#22357679 - 10/10/15 05:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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good thread, would peruse again
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Re: Semen + Ayahuasca = Dangerous? [Re: Achillita]
#22357841 - 10/10/15 07:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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