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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22323683 - 10/02/15 03:08 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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Zombi3 said:
This is a pic of my girlfriend Jen







In your dreams, maybe...



Shes not even that cute to me,

I mean she has a nice ass, very nice
but idk she doenst really stand out to me



I had 3 gf I had strong feelings for, and I thought each one was beautiful, my first love. damn
She oogled me big time


I never had sex with her though, it ended pretty quick, I don't blame her,  the person I was in HS I was a lame beta male


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #22323691 - 10/02/15 03:10 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Your GF is a slut, I've slept with her too.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #22323804 - 10/02/15 03:35 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Every thread in the pub right now makes me shake my head.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Quit The Cult]
    #22324049 - 10/02/15 04:33 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I almost go brain dead trying to read a thread in there sometimes. I just don't have the motivation to try and read in-between all the bullshit. I'd rather romp when I feel like posting.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #22324077 - 10/02/15 04:39 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I'm surprised no one talked shit about my girl friends big nose pic. She can sniff two lines at one time.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #22324082 - 10/02/15 04:40 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

what girls yall got sex with what girls yall got sex with what girls yall got sex with what girls yall get sex with


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22324098 - 10/02/15 04:43 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
what girls yall got sex with what girls yall got sex with what girls yall got sex with what girls yall get sex with



none for you


jk :hug:


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Peachette]
    #22354879 - 10/09/15 04:46 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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Yessir

Unfortunately she was really wired after the show and wanted to fuck and when I couldn't get my dick up it was extremely awkward and my flaccid penis is a pretty unattractive sight. About a week later we just stopped talking and she sent me a message saying it was getting boring.

We weren't too serious about each other anyway, she was really vain to be honest and I dated her because she had nice boobs and a pretty face and was into EDM like I was and we had friends in common. You lose some you get some




You could've shot a bunch of meth or cocaine, or a nice speedball, and gotten yourself ready. My old creepy friend (acquaintance) skeezed back into meth and would shoot it in his dick. Said it was the only way he could get it up. If I had to shoot up to get aroused I'd quit, not stick needles in me bits.



Im married to MDMA. I can't cheat on her with nasty stimulants that want nothing but to take advantage of me like I'm  their bitch.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Quit The Cult]
    #22354894 - 10/09/15 04:53 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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Quit The Cult said:
Every thread in the pub right now makes me shake my head.



This is my thoughts exactly. Shaking my god damn head over here.


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