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Invisibledanielx
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: Alexestalex] * 2
    #22587810 - 11/28/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Honestly, its a numbers game. Sure, theres alot of psychos, but I've dicked down some good looking woman and even dated a few for awhile because they were cool people.

Depends on the area though. I'm in a big city right now with alot of options, when I was living in a small mountain town the pool of single woman was small and trashy.

Both my brother and sister right now are in committed relationships to cool people they met on tinder, so its definitely possible. Your milage may vary.


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 2
    #22588262 - 11/28/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

milksteaks and jelly beans


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 3
    #22894040 - 02/11/16 11:51 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Back on the hunt again, the women really bite this time of year.

The newest trend im seeing in my area are pictures of them wearing the guy fawks mask and saying they're activist. When did being "anon" become cool? No sweetie, owning a mask and retweeting kony 2012 posts doesn't make you an activist.


...funny screenshots soon to come.


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22894105 - 02/12/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I made this profile just to fuck around the other day lol its been interesting :laugh:



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Invisibledanielx
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: JollyMan] * 1
    #22894117 - 02/12/16 12:19 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

haha anything funny? I wanted to make a female profile just to see how many men hit you up, and the outrageous dumbass shit they say.

Im imagining telling these guys I have aids and them trying to meet up that night.


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22894156 - 02/12/16 12:29 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Nothing much on this account, but i made a different one with a supermodel lookin guy as my profile picture so lots of girls were messaging me. Then I directed them to meet at olive garden. Not sure how many acrually went there.


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22894164 - 02/12/16 12:32 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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danielx said:
haha anything funny? I wanted to make a female profile just to see how many men hit you up, and the outrageous dumbass shit they say.

Im imagining telling these guys I have aids and them trying to meet up that night.




And yeah haha, im sure plenty of guys would risk getting aids to quench their thirst.


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22894679 - 02/12/16 06:17 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Where do you find these profiles?  I've never seen anything nearly this bad on OKC, but I have heard horror stories from women ive met with.


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: TheMovement]
    #22894860 - 02/12/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:smugjerry:


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 2
    #22894885 - 02/12/16 08:04 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Neal post your online dating profile. Let's see what kind of game you got. Also.. Hi.


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: koods]
    #22894905 - 02/12/16 08:11 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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koods said:
Neal post your online dating profile. Let's see what kind of game you got. Also.. Hi.





Heres mine:

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My self-summary

I am a hippie masquerading as an intellectual.. Or am I an intellectual masquerading as a hippie?

Sometimes I follow my cat around in order to understand his thoughts. Sometimes I watch the wind hoping to understand it. Every night I watch the moon, hoping to learn its essence.

What I’m doing with my life

Flowing like a river, Floating on the wind, and Flying like a butterfly.

Digging in the dirt and rising towards the sun pretending to be a flower.

I’m really good at

I can touch my tounge to my nose baby!


Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:


I love fantasy novels, sorry i'm a huge nerd. The Wheel of Time, Dune, The Kingskiller Chronicles etc.,

Outside of fantasy I enjoy a wide range of literature. On my shelf I currently have: Henry David Thoreau, Kurt Vonnegut, Herman Hesse, Alan Watts, Slavoj Zizek, Douglas Hofstadter, Jack Kerouac, Etgar Keret, C.S. Lewis, Vladimir Nabokav, and Haruki Murukami. That's just the beginning though, one of my passions is reading and I enjoy giving books to friends.

Music: Jazz and Twiddle and Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, Gramatik, Odesza, Alt J; and pretty much anything I listen to. I go to a lot of concerts and music festivals. Thats kind of what I do. I appreciate music in all flavors, but have a particular interest in music that I can see live.

Most movies are rather dull, I'd rather get lost in a book, a song, or a lovers arms. That being said I enjoy Miyazaki, Wes Anderson, and adventure time.


The six things I could never do without

1. Water:Honestly, I have an obsession with it. I think staying hydrated is one of the keys to happiness.

2. Spirituality: This is very important to me and guides me through my life. My beliefs are mostly Taoist/Nature based. Thoreau had tremendous influence on me.

3. My Family: This include my close friends. I do not know what I would do without my crew.

4. My Cat: So I have someone to talk to when the homies get sick of me.

5: Dancing: It is an expression of the infinite.

6. The key to your heart :smile:

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Existence. The difference between Political Correctness and Censorship. Creating a purposeful life. Nature. Music. Women =D. Dancing. Aesthetic.

On a typical Friday night I am:

Planning world domination with the almighty Oz.

You should message me if
You dance through the tree's like a fae, laughing as I try to catch you in my hands.




Give me your worst.


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Edited by TheMovement (02/12/16 08:11 AM)


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: TheMovement]
    #22894916 - 02/12/16 08:14 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I want your cat


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: koods]
    #22894946 - 02/12/16 08:26 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

He's mine, step off!!

:kincrankey:

:minigun::minigun::minigun:


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #22894988 - 02/12/16 08:50 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I was thinking about getting a devroice but now that i see whats out there  :thisisterrible:


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Invisibledanielx
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: JollyMan]
    #22895760 - 02/12/16 12:40 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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TheMovement said:
Where do you find these profiles?  I've never seen anything nearly this bad on OKC, but I have heard horror stories from women ive met with.




POF, probably just depends on your area though.
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JollyMan said:
Nothing much on this account, but i made a different one with a supermodel lookin guy as my profile picture so lots of girls were messaging me. Then I directed them to meet at olive garden. Not sure how many acrually went there.




haha damn man you're ruthless! All these woman getting all dolled up for olive garden stoked for some free bread sticks and then you never show.  Truth be told I bet most of them never showed anyway.


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Invisibledanielx
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: trekie]
    #22895775 - 02/12/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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trekie said:
I was thinking about getting a devroice but now that i see whats out there  :thisisterrible:




to be 100% fair, this is the thread to scope potential mates. This is the thread to post all the train wrecks. There are good looking women on these websites who come off normal, take look for yourself.

...getting them to talk to you is a whole different ball game. Are you by any chance rich or handsome? :lol:


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22895802 - 02/12/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

The part of her profile I put in bold really creeped me out..



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Interests

    Rapping
    Psychology
    Assessment
    Cuddling
    Animals

About Melissa
I am a college senior whom is anticipating graduating with a Bachelor's in psychology and minor in child and adolescent development this spring at Cal State Fullerton. I have no need to settle for someone who is going to manipulate me into inappropriate touch that I don't want. My life is no joke and I know what I deserve. I crave comfort, patience, respect, understanding, communication, and consistency.






DA FUCK?


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx]
    #22896558 - 02/12/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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danielx said:
The part of her profile I put in bold really creeped me out..



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Interests

    Rapping
    Psychology
    Assessment
    Cuddling
    Animals

About Melissa
I am a college senior whom is anticipating graduating with a Bachelor's in psychology and minor in child and adolescent development this spring at Cal State Fullerton. I have no need to settle for someone who is going to manipulate me into inappropriate touch that I don't want. My life is no joke and I know what I deserve. I crave comfort, patience, respect, understanding, communication, and consistency.






DA FUCK?



Yea dude, I've noticed little tidbits like that one all over. You're just like WTF why?!

I also tire of the profile just being a list of people she won't respond to. Just makes you sound like a cunt, talk about throwing the baby out with the bathwater


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22896877 - 02/12/16 06:13 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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bloodsheen said:
Quote:

danielx said:
The part of her profile I put in bold really creeped me out..



Quote:

Interests

    Rapping
    Psychology
    Assessment
    Cuddling
    Animals

About Melissa
I am a college senior whom is anticipating graduating with a Bachelor's in psychology and minor in child and adolescent development this spring at Cal State Fullerton. I have no need to settle for someone who is going to manipulate me into inappropriate touch that I don't want. My life is no joke and I know what I deserve. I crave comfort, patience, respect, understanding, communication, and consistency.






DA FUCK?



Yea dude, I've noticed little tidbits like that one all over. You're just like WTF why?!

I also tire of the profile just being a list of people she won't respond to. Just makes you sound like a cunt, talk about throwing the baby out with the bathwater




I'm a single mother of five sweet children. They're fathers are not in the picture so you better not be a deadbeat like them! I'm a strong, independent woman currently working part time for one of the nations largest fastfood chains. I like reading, walks on the beach, and country music. I
m a little big boned as I have no desire to be like those unhealthy anorexic women if you can't appreciate a healthy 165 pounds look elsewhere! Don't even bother replying if you don't make 6 figures, like children, are less than 6 feet tall, don't own a car, or just want to get into my pants! I deserve a real man!


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22896934 - 02/12/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
I'm a single mother of five sweet children. They're fathers are not in the picture so you better not be a deadbeat like them! I'm a strong, independent woman currently working part time for one of the nations largest fastfood chains. I like reading, walks on the beach, and country music. I
m a little big boned as I have no desire to be like those unhealthy anorexic women if you can't appreciate a healthy 165 pounds look elsewhere! Don't even bother replying if you don't make 6 figures, like children, are less than 6 feet tall, don't own a car, or just want to get into my pants! I deserve a real man!




Sounds more like she deserves a sharp dose of reality. "I deserve a real man." Give me a fucking break.


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