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Invisibledanielx
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post hilarious dating profiles * 4
    #22352787 - 10/09/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

For those of you single folks out there who use online/app dating on here, I thought it would be fun to have a thread where you post entertaining profiles while you are doing your daily browsing. Prob best you edit out personal info.


This little beauty thinks very highly of herself. A real catch.



Quote:

About Me
Hey you are looking at my profile obviously which means I got your attention. Good, let me tell you alittle about me

I was the wild party girl who dressed like a whore and was content with being single. Not anymore. Never again either so if you try to message you thinking you are getting into these panties, you're wrong.

I want to find someone as serious as me. I don't really have a type as far as dating goes. I either like you or I don't so please don't get upset if I message you saying not interested. Atleast I replied right? Instead of waiting and hoping I reply because trust me it sucks when that person doesn't even read your message whether it's a simple hi or a novel worth. Rejection isn't fun but it's a part of dating.

Wanna know my name and more about me? Message me. And just a wondering if you ask me what I like to do for fun I probably will avoid replying. Nothing personal I just hate that question. Big pet peeve sorry.

If I seem like a stuck up.....ya know....lol it's because I'm a lady who knows what she wants and I do not settle for less. Strive to reach the top type of girl. I'm motivated and have a lot of drive for my age. I don't like wasting time




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InvisibleMasked
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 15
    #22352826 - 10/09/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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OfflineArctic W. Fox
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22352832 - 10/09/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

POF: plenty of freaks


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Invisibledanielx
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: Arctic W. Fox] * 3
    #22352841 - 10/09/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

more like plenty of single mothers these days.


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Offlinemollymadman
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 6
    #22352842 - 10/09/15 12:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Man it's pretty shitty to make fun of people like this.


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: Arctic W. Fox] * 1
    #22352844 - 10/09/15 12:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Masked said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22201294#22201294

:smug:





Did he really give them time to google a word that was on "Doug" when I was 8?

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Arctic W. Fox said:
POF: plenty of freaks





By freaks do you mean extremely large christian country girls that live with their family and don't play no games?


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: Masked] * 2
    #22352857 - 10/09/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Invisibledanielx
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: mollymadman] * 1
    #22352858 - 10/09/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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mollymadman said:
Man it's pretty shitty to make fun of people like this.




let me have this brah, I need it to boost my own self esteem.

caveat emptor- im not making fun of physical appearances or things people cant change, I'm making fun of batshit things the profiles say. Leave the thread if you don't like it.


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Offlinemollymadman
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22352865 - 10/09/15 12:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

ahh, whatever man. I'm not so uptight that it really bothers me. So long as you're just having fun and no ones feelings are hurt whatever.


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Invisibledanielx
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: vandago] * 1
    #22352881 - 10/09/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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vandago said:
By freaks do you mean extremely large christian country girls that live with their family and don't play no games?




dude, im glad you said this. Whats with all these big country broads that "need a real man". I thought it was just me because I moved to a small town :lol:

Can't forget the ones that post pictures of their kids, and tell you their kids come first, deal with it.


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Offlinemollymadman
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: mollymadman] * 1
    #22352884 - 10/09/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

lol wow i'm such a buzzkill. Sorry guys. Ignore me.


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 4
    #22352907 - 10/09/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
Quote:

vandago said:
By freaks do you mean extremely large christian country girls that live with their family and don't play no games?




dude, im glad you said this. Whats with all these big country broads that "need a real man". I thought it was just me because I moved to a small town :lol:

Can't forget the ones that post pictures of their kids, and tell you their kids come first, deal with it.






"Looking for a real man that don't play no games.  Not afraid to get dirty, and by that I mean I LOVE muddin and campin!  NOT LOOKING FOR A HOOK UP!!!! If you wanna get with me, you better have a job and a car, not looking for any boys.  Remember, my kids come first!  Currently not working, and lost my license so I'm living at home with my parents, so not looking for any games.  I'm into watching movies, RnB and country, and having strong christian morals.  If you use drugs move along, and grow up"


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Invisibledanielx
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: vandago]
    #22352920 - 10/09/15 01:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl2:


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InvisibleSrirachi
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22352936 - 10/09/15 01:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"Remember, my kids"

and then I stopped reading.


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #22352938 - 10/09/15 01:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"IF U DON'T WANT TO HANG WITH ME AT THE BAR DON'T HIT ME UP PLEASE THANK YOU. Ok guys I have ptsd I am a big woman I am very active in my church I love to sing I do go to the bars to sing only. I do love the outdoors i love to camp and hiking and fishing I am looking for someone to just hang with go to the bar with or a movie. guys i would like to have a friendship before we date

Guys u have to be willing to go to the bars or just hang out and get to know eachother GOT TO BE ABLE TO GO TO THE BAR GUYS SORRY
surprise me with flowers i want the friendship before we date"




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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #22352956 - 10/09/15 01:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Srirachi said:
"Remember, my kids"

and then I stopped reading.





Millions of future kids are prevented through reading POF profiles.


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OnlineNorthernerM
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: Big Worm] * 11
    #22352961 - 10/09/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22353227 - 10/09/15 04:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
For those of you single folks out there who use online/app dating on here, I thought it would be fun to have a thread where you post entertaining profiles while you are doing your daily browsing. Prob best you edit out personal info.


This little beauty thinks very highly of herself. A real catch.



Quote:

About Me
Hey you are looking at my profile obviously which means I got your attention. Good, let me tell you alittle about me

I was the wild party girl who dressed like a whore and was content with being single. Not anymore. Never again either so if you try to message you thinking you are getting into these panties, you're wrong.

I want to find someone as serious as me. I don't really have a type as far as dating goes. I either like you or I don't so please don't get upset if I message you saying not interested. Atleast I replied right? Instead of waiting and hoping I reply because trust me it sucks when that person doesn't even read your message whether it's a simple hi or a novel worth. Rejection isn't fun but it's a part of dating.

Wanna know my name and more about me? Message me. And just a wondering if you ask me what I like to do for fun I probably will avoid replying. Nothing personal I just hate that question. Big pet peeve sorry.

If I seem like a stuck up.....ya know....lol it's because I'm a lady who knows what she wants and I do not settle for less. Strive to reach the top type of girl. I'm motivated and have a lot of drive for my age. I don't like wasting time







she's pretty picky to be looking like that

The angles don't even make her look good Lol


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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: vandago] * 1
    #22353228 - 10/09/15 04:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
Quote:

danielx said:
Quote:

vandago said:
By freaks do you mean extremely large christian country girls that live with their family and don't play no games?




dude, im glad you said this. Whats with all these big country broads that "need a real man". I thought it was just me because I moved to a small town :lol:

Can't forget the ones that post pictures of their kids, and tell you their kids come first, deal with it.






"Looking for a real man that don't play no games.  Not afraid to get dirty, and by that I mean I LOVE muddin and campin!  NOT LOOKING FOR A HOOK UP!!!! If you wanna get with me, you better have a job and a car, not looking for any boys.  Remember, my kids come first!  Currently not working, and lost my license so I'm living at home with my parents, so not looking for any games.  I'm into watching movies, RnB and country, and having strong christian morals.  If you use drugs move along, and grow up"





so true


:rofl:


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Re: post hilarious dating profiles [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22353230 - 10/09/15 05:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Dude I fucking love this, what a great idea. Favoriting this post for sure.


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