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Man "too high" on marijuana calls Austintown police for help
#22352111 - 10/08/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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http://www.vindy.com/news/2015/oct/05/man-too-high-marijuana-calls-austintown-police-hel/
Man "too high" on marijuana calls Austintown police for help
AUSTINTOWN — Township police were called to a home Friday night by a man who complained he was “too high” after smoking marijuana.
According to a police report, authorities were called to the 100 block of Westminister Avenue at about 5:20 p.m. Friday by a 22-year old male who had smoked the drug. The officer who responded to the home could hear the man groaning from a room.
The officer then found the man lying “on the floor in the fetal position” and “was surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies,” the report said. The man also told police he couldn’t feel his hands.
A glass pipe with marijuana residue, two packs of rolling papers, two roaches and a glass jar of marijuana were recovered from the man’s car after he gave the keys to police. The man declined medical treatment at the home Friday night.
Austintown police have not charged the man in the incident as of late Monday morning.
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Re: Man "too high" on marijuana calls Austintown police for help [Re: vandago]
#22352279 - 10/08/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ha my facebook stoner friends are all over that one today
http://myfox8.com/2015/10/08/man-who-calls-police-to-say-hes-too-high-found-in-pile-of-doritos/
"According to the police report, charges are pending for drug possession and drug paraphernalia."
Calling the cops on yourself and getting yourself busted.
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Re: Man "too high" on marijuana calls Austintown police for help [Re: my3rdeye]
#22352282 - 10/08/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This happened right down the road from my house lol. People are fucking ridiculous.
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Re: Man "too high" on marijuana calls Austintown police for help [Re: vandago]
#22352492 - 10/08/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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that's like the last thing u want to do when u're having a bad trip, is call the cops.
only in ohio..
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Re: Man "too high" on marijuana calls Austintown police for help [Re: zZZz]
#22352515 - 10/08/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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old news, but still funny
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Re: Man "too high" on marijuana calls Austintown police for help [Re: ballsalsa]
#22352670 - 10/08/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Plethora of Doritos goldfish and cookies.
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#22353379 - 10/09/15 06:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Man "too high" on marijuana calls Austintown police for help [Re: ballsalsa]
#22355546 - 10/09/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
ballsalsa said: old news, but still funny
"What's the score on the Red Wings game?"
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