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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22349325 - 10/08/15 09:42 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I was tripping on mushrooms with 3 guys I knew relatively well at a friends place while his parents were sleep. We were like 16 :lol: all of a sudden this guy gets off the couch, unzips his pants, and starts masturbating right in front of us while mumbling something about oranges



This "mushrooms make you gay" thing is starting to hold some ground. Did you guys all take turns whacking him off that night?


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22349328 - 10/08/15 09:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

No i left like 30 minutes after that bc shit started getting mad weird. Luckily we both lived in the same neighborhood so I only had a short walk home.


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22349333 - 10/08/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

When we went before the judge after like 48 hrs the staff was trying to make a case for keeping me there because they said I was making gestures and talking to myself...  I was lucid and matter of fact before the judge and he just said that I didn't need to be there for longer than a week.  They put me on like .5 mg of risperidone while I was there and didn't discharge me on any meds.

The MD when I met with him literally pulled out an Incredible Hulk action figure to explain himself and possibly my bipolar situation.:freshwtf:

The only med I'm on right now is diazepam and I've had quite allot of paranormal things happen since.  Now I deal with constant contact with entities that claim they are Baphomets and angels.  So they talk all the time and try to instruct me in certain matters.  They put me through a sort of emotional trauma based mind control.  So I'm dealing with being inhabited by these energy architects.  The symptoms of schizophrenia have progressed into something that is not mental illness but an observation of these beings and their often funny and offensive ways.

I honestly think I was put under some kind of psychic mind control that night.


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22349339 - 10/08/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I've actually read a good amount of trip reports where people will lose it and start masturbating in like a drugged fueled psychosis. I read one where a guy threw up all over himself in a cabin these guys were tripping in and then proceded to curl up into a ball in the corner and start hacking it while looking at his friends and mumbling like straight nonsense.

That would have me past the point of freaked out. Like some straight grudge shit


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #22349349 - 10/08/15 09:50 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Wow trippy. You don't think you maybe need an antipsychotic med to deal with your constant contact with entities?

I was once put in a mental hospital for a few weeks too. They wanted me to stay on olanzapine after discharge but I immediately stopped taking the meds and made a full return to normality.

Did you end up getting any criminal charges?


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Fell]
    #22349372 - 10/08/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

god damn some of these stories are rediculous, wtf is wrong with people?


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22349454 - 10/08/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Wow trippy. You don't think you maybe need an antipsychotic med to deal with your constant contact with entities?

I was once put in a mental hospital for a few weeks too. They wanted me to stay on olanzapine after discharge but I immediately stopped taking the meds and made a full return to normality.

Did you end up getting any criminal charges?





I've been on allot of them off and on since about 2006 assuming that the meds would just stop the 'symptoms' mostly the talking...  I've learned that this is dangerous because it makes you powerless against the negative entities.  No criminal charges, my dad is a very understanding and patient dude.

The biggest problem is the entities scream and sometimes I'm up for like 5 days at a time...  So the diazepam calms everything down and they stop screaming for the most part.  They always try to get me to believe that they are people trapped in my brain.:wtfsonic:


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Still_tripping]
    #22349659 - 10/08/15 11:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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He was on the tely promoting the album. I found out later that with all his work and support of Ronald McDonald houses it was not that uncommon for him to serve behind the counter just for the fun of watching people's reactions. You also have to remember that Thriller was his first big commercial success and that before that most of us had forgotten he even existed.




Thriller was far from Michael Jackson's first commercial success.  His album Off The Wall did very well, and before that he was a star from being in the Jackson 5.  I seriously doubt he was working the drive thru of some podunk Canadian village to promote an album.  It WAS, however, common for people to dress up like MJ back in the 80s.  Pretty sure you saw a guy who wanted to be Michael Jackson.


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22350254 - 10/08/15 02:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

A homeless guy with a cast got me to roll a cigarette for him in a bus shack when I was a kid. It was the first time I rolled anything so he taught me how. Then he asked me "where do you go to the bathroom?"

I got creeped out and ran away.

Once my best friend got drunk and tried to kill me in a blackout stupor. He was trying to snap my fingers and gauge my eyes out and almost broke my spine but I judo controlled him for hours.

Once at a music festival it was cold and rainy and windy and grey and brutal outside. I was wandering to my tent and came across a puddle of water. My friend was lying in the puddle wearing nothing but a tiny leather thong, and he was screaming at the top of his lungs like a complete maniac with his eyes rolling back in his head.

Just a few things that came to mind.


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22350289 - 10/08/15 02:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I worked at a music store in downtown vancouver and one day a guy came in singing show tunes at the top of his lungs towing a tranny gimp on a leash. he circled the store and left without even making eye contact with anyone. we all had a good laugh over that one.


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #22350534 - 10/08/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Damn man that sounds pretty crappy honestly.

What do you mean the anti-psychotics make you powerless if you don't mind my asking?


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I spent several weeks in a psych ward myself a while back. I was placed on haldol and it gave me EPS (extrapyramidal symptoms). Basically one night I was playing cards and my chin just wanted to touch my chest. It's really hard to explain but somehow I had absolutely no control and I was unable to move but chin up from my chest so I was stuck just staring at the ground. Probably one of the scarier moments I've had because they never explained the possibility before I went on that drug. It made it really hard to talk and it fucked with my tongue too. :frown:


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22350566 - 10/08/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Made a thread about mine. Said I thought world war 2 ended more because of atomic bombs rather than the invasion of france and surrounding hitler and having him kill himself. Was told I was bashing the troops :facepalm:


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22350578 - 10/08/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

lol was that the tread where you said you were at a bar and that chick started freaking out on you?


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22350586 - 10/08/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, sadly she wasn't even drinking.


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22350604 - 10/08/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Made a thread about mine. Said I thought world war 2 ended more because of atomic bombs rather than the invasion of france and surrounding hitler and having him kill himself. Was told I was bashing the troops :facepalm:





Essentially correct. Nazi Germany had a staggering level of debt by the end of the war (and to clarify, they STARTED WW2 with as much national debt as the United States had AFTER the war) and its ability to fund invasion/occupation forces while fighting off the reorganized Soviet military + the resistance units formed in every single one of its conquests would've likely failed even had the United States not gotten involved. Japan...well frankly they were WAY behind us as far as industrialization goes, nor did they have anywhere near the kinds of natural resources we had at our disposal. They were disadvantaged from the beginning, and after we leveled the vast majority of their countries infrastructure with firebombing campaigns a nuclear weapon was the figurative straw that broke the camels back.


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: The Moose]
    #22353224 - 10/09/15 04:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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What do you mean the anti-psychotics make you powerless if you don't mind my asking?




I have been dealing with negative entities that have been trying to gain 'full control' of my body and no one will believe this.  So as I complain about certain experiences the reaction is always to add another med or to up the dosage.  All the anti-psychotics that I've been on fog the brain and seemingly help the negative entities to gain further control by dis-empowering the mind.  I've always thought that a stimulant would work better to outpace and over power the entities.


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: FishOilTheKid] * 1
    #22353506 - 10/09/15 07:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I was at a festival in monetery and on the first day there's this chick being carried out by her two friends with toes dragging on the floor and she pissed herself. But after she passes by I look back and she actually shit herself also.

I litterally heard some guy yell "aw bro she pissed herself :sad: AW BRO SHE SHIT HERSELF!! :lol:"


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22353533 - 10/09/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

An old roommate of mine had a bit of a meltdown and started trying to tunnel through the walls - but he was using something small to chip away at it, and he only really go through the floor molding to another room. Not a bad guy or anything, he just partied really really hard.

That was a weird time in my life.


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22353545 - 10/09/15 07:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Walking into Bowery subway station in Nyc, stairs split from a platform and go left/right. I take two steps down the left side and there is a guy pants open furiously matsturbating on the platform. Turned directly around and walked down the other side. Seriously WTF  :freewilly:


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Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #22354256 - 10/09/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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What do you mean the anti-psychotics make you powerless if you don't mind my asking?




I have been dealing with negative entities that have been trying to gain 'full control' of my body and no one will believe this.  So as I complain about certain experiences the reaction is always to add another med or to up the dosage.  All the anti-psychotics that I've been on fog the brain and seemingly help the negative entities to gain further control by dis-empowering the mind.  I've always thought that a stimulant would work better to outpace and over power the entities.




I know what you mean about fogging the brain - some of those are pretty powerful. For what its worth, I don't think a stimulant would help much. I have some really close friends who have schizophrenia and I've talked with them about it before.


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