Home | Community | Message Board

Cannabis Seeds - Original Sensible Seeds
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Mushroom-Hut Liquid Cultures   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract   North Spore Injection Grain Bag   Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineShroomslip
Architekt
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 23,651
Last seen: 4 hours, 40 minutes
Your "WTF" moments
    #22348591 - 10/08/15 03:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

What are some momens you've had where you stood dumbfounded and all you could really say is "what the fuck"? Mostly just want the ones only pertaining to you, but you can offer some on other's behalf as long as you know it happened (i.e. not just one person telling you the story).

I'll have to come up with one later of my own. I've had plenty, I just can't draw one up at this time. So to be fair I will start with something I absolutely know happened (corroborated by several people at my last job).

Mid-day/Evening shit at my retail job, keep in mind this is a busy store for it's size. Some guy comes in, grabs a pack of diapers off the shelf, and literally starts fucking them right on the aisle. Full view of cameras and plenty of customers. What the fuck would posses someone to do something like that :rofl: The bathrooms are literally like 20 feet away, he could've just went in there to do it. Instead he drops trousers, and starts fucking them in the exact spot he picked them up from.

Oh, just though of my own. Was actually just like my 2nd or 3rd day, as noted above, store is pretty small. It's not like Home Depot or something, or even a full grocery store, where you could just get lost. There is almost always someone on any given aisle. The cash registers, front door and the ATM machine are all basically in a straight line that spans a total of 8 feet or so from register to door. Guy walks in, asks some stupid questions (can't remember what, but they were so obvious even a senile man could use common sense to get the answer). Gets nothing but courteous replies. and then starts to walk off. On his way out, he pulls his dick out and starts pissing all over the ATM machine.... ..... HE PISSED ON THE GODDAMN ATM MACHINE FOR NO REASON AT ALL! IN FULL VIEW OF OTHER CUSTOMERS CHECKING OUT AND FULL VIEW OF ANYONE WHO ENTERED THE STORE.

My first real task on the job, was cleaning it up. Just.. I don't even know why. He wasn't mad, he wasn't given attitude, he just thought it was funny to do. I will say he definitely deserves the yearly "I don't give a damn" award.


--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRebelutionsssss
Mdmazing
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Registered: 07/23/14
Posts: 13,137
Loc: San Francisco
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22348617 - 10/08/15 04:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Ok that beats all of my stories haha why the fuck would he just start pissing all over the place


--------------------
:
To define is to confine.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineShroomslip
Architekt
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 23,651
Last seen: 4 hours, 40 minutes
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22348626 - 10/08/15 04:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:shrug: I have no fucking idea. I had been there 2 or 3 days. REALLY not a great impression. He didn't offer excuses, he just laughed.

Did I mention the entire front he store, including the are the ATM was siting, was carpet.. We had to expense some "Urine Be Gone". And douse the area in spill magic.


--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineThe Moose
Alces alces


Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 2,389
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22348661 - 10/08/15 04:32 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I don't really have any good wtf's off the top of my head.

I work in a call center and people LOOSE THEIR SHIT all the time on the phone. Like before I worked there I had never seen anybody just absolutely looooose it like I have lol. Makes you wonder.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineShroomslip
Architekt
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 23,651
Last seen: 4 hours, 40 minutes
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: The Moose]
    #22348669 - 10/08/15 04:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Retail is the same way. My wife worked retail for nearly a decade before I went there, she was always telling me about how stupid customers are and the insane shit they do, and I always just say I don't believe it. Within a month, I'd seen it all.

The hallway that goes to the bathrooms at her store, someone actually took a shit in it. Not diarrhea dribble down the pants. Full on single, solid turd deliberately put there.


--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineThe Moose
Alces alces


Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 2,389
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22348675 - 10/08/15 04:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm honestly surprised by the amount of human excrement you've encountered though man lol I wouldn't expect that


Edited by The Moose (10/08/15 04:48 AM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFell
Wanderer
Male


Registered: 04/11/15
Posts: 51
Loc: Georgia
Last seen: 2 years, 1 month
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22348677 - 10/08/15 04:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah retail is hell. When the wife and I were slaves for Walmart we had this 70 year old man that came in once a week on the graveyard shift and would follow around our cashiers and masturbate.

And when I was managing a Waffle House I had a regular who was autistic and brought hookers into our bathroom to enjoy.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineThe Moose
Alces alces


Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 2,389
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Fell]
    #22348680 - 10/08/15 04:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Lol I can only imagine how ridiculous it would be to run Denny's


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineGorlax
Male


Registered: 05/06/08
Posts: 6,695
Last seen: 16 days, 22 hours
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Fell]
    #22348681 - 10/08/15 04:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Freshmen year of college me and my roommate went over to this girls apartment that we knew from high school and her roommates bought a bunch of xanax bars and they were complete hipster crazies. They got wasted and took the bars and began to take turns punching each other in the face lol. One was this girly guy too and the other ones were 2 girls.

Me and my roommate watched laughing in shock as they both decked each other until one broke the others nose and the other had a bloody lip and black eye. This was all for fun or something. They weren't even fighting just taking turns really fucking each other up. I honestly don't even know if they remembered how it all happened. hahaha one of the girls actually checked into the hospital in the morning for a broken nose lmao.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRebelutionsssss
Mdmazing
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Registered: 07/23/14
Posts: 13,137
Loc: San Francisco
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Gorlax]
    #22348696 - 10/08/15 04:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That's ridiculous haha it kills your judgement, not pain :facepalm:


--------------------
:
To define is to confine.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineStill_tripping
Lord yes!

Registered: 10/07/15
Posts: 747
Loc: A small hot country
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22348700 - 10/08/15 05:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Was living in St John's, Newfoundland at the time and had just smoked a big fat dube when the inevitable munchies struck. So into the Mickey D's drive through I go only to see the strangest sight when I get to the window. First thing I noticed was it was a black guy serving the window, now that was strange because there were no black folks in Newfoundland, at least not back then. Next thing I noticed was how skinny and sickly this guy looked, I mean he literally had the shape of a rake handle. Now I am pretty high and this all seems to be registering on my brain one bit at a time over a millennia but in actuality it was but seconds I'm sure. Next I notice his face is pancaked with makeup with big red color circled on his cheeks. By this time I'm wondering if this isn't some kind of weird make work project or something. Finally I see he's wearing a light black cotton shirt with a nehru collar and sequins all over it with a silver glove on just one hand.
As he hands me my Mac & fries I'm really tempted to ask him what is up. I can see people at the counter inside staring at this guy too. Problem is I get a bit self conscience when stoned and this time I was quite stoned, too stoned to have the courage to ask him WTF?
Following night I was watching TV with the wife when I see this guy on the news. Seems his name was Michael Jackson and he was in town to promote his new Thriller album. I hadn't seen the guy since he was only 3 feet high so of course I didn't recognize him. Wasn't my wife pissed that I'd not told her about seeing him the night before so she too could have gone to see him. I didn't have the heart to tell her it was no big deal.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineThe Moose
Alces alces


Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 2,389
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Still_tripping]
    #22348704 - 10/08/15 05:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So what your saying is... Michael Jackson was wearing makeup and handing you a burger and fries at your local Canadian McDonald's...? And he was working at a fast food joint to promote an album...?


....What...?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineaykaye47
Shroomerys Gangster


Registered: 03/19/14
Posts: 1,667
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: The Moose]
    #22348716 - 10/08/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Op reminded me of this. I had a friend who's mom has an exboyfriend that is fuckin crazy and he would get mad and do shit to her car like break windows or flatten tires. so she eventually got a new car and wouldnt park it in her parking stall and she was safe for a while. then some hot young girl moved upstairs and didn't know the history . well one day i was waiting for the bus to go to court or some shit. And my friends mom saw me and asked if i needed a ride (she was in young hot girls jeep) i said yeah and asked her if she was having problems with her new car she said no so i asked why is she in her neighbors car. She started laughing and said she traded her neighbor for the day and that shes gonna go see her exboyfriend and tell him off or some shit. I told her that that was fucked up but laughed cause I wanted to see how this played out . I told her be careful  and thanks for the ride. The next morning I'm walking to my friends house and I see young hot girl standing in front of her car crying and I ask her what's wrong she said that some sicko took a shit on her front window and she didn't want to clean it off I look at her car and see shit on the roof and hood of her car and her whole front window had shit smeared all over it. I tell her damn that's fucked up she must have some sick enemy's and walked off . when I got to my friends house his mom opened the door let me in and said she knows her ex did that she was laughing. I felt bad for the girl but I wasn't gonna say shit and I wasn't gonna help her clean it either. I told my friend but he already knew what had happened he was mad at his mom but at the same time he was hella laughing at the girl clean shit off her car asking her if she knew who would do this to her.


--------------------
"Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me"
                             


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBurke Dennings
baby merchant

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 81,641
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22348760 - 10/08/15 05:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I've had a lot of strange moments in my life, but one that jumps readily into my mind was from this time I was 15, on a class field trip in NYC.  Being that most of the kids on the trip were juniors & seniors in high school, we were allowed a good amount of freedom to walk around South Street Seaport.  Myself and two friends were standing along the pier, just looking at the water.  There are two other guys chilling there, they did not seem to know each other.  All of a sudden, one of the dudes starts yelling and ripping his clothes off.  In a suicide attempt, he pitches himself into the harbor.  It's only like 20' from the platform to the water, so the fall doesn't kill him, but it's late February, so the sea is fucking cold.  The other dude tells us to keep an eye on him and runs for help (in the 90s, a lot of people didnt have cell phones).  There was a major emergency response and eventually the coast guard fished this guy out, alive.  So I guess he was okay.  It was just a weird thing to see on an economics field trip.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFishOilTheKid
Ascended
 User Gallery


Registered: 11/14/10
Posts: 5,401
Last seen: 2 days, 8 hours
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22348840 - 10/08/15 06:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This is really fucked up for me to think about still but here goes: I hadn't done any drugs the night before, nothing of note...  Woke up in an uncontrollable/unconscious(?) rage and ran upstairs in my dad's house then threw a chair through the window.  As I made my way outside I punched one of his windows out and jumped on a fourwheeler and raged through town and finally back to my dad's house without getting caught.  I crashed the fourwheeler into his flower pots and by then the police were there.  I jumped off the quad and ran toward the sheriff...  Seemed like I took about three steps and he pulled his tazer and tazed the shit out of me.  When I fell backward I hit my head on the pavement and blacked out then came too like I was just waking up.  I couldn't remember what I was doing or why.  The officer put the tazer on his trunk lid and threatened to taze me again while asking me questions.  I'm not sure what I told them.  They eventually took me to a hospital an hour away and there were three police officers watching me sort of inquisitively.  One looked like he was going to cry for some reason.

So the doctor comes in and says, 'these three officers are going to hold you down while I inject you with this.'  He was holding a syringe with a huge dose of haldol in it.  I just rolled over and then blacked out as the drug took effect.  I was transported to the state mental hospital, which is a scary place, and I just 'came to' having a conversation with one of the staff members...  Then his demeanor changed like he knew I was 'awake' now and he looked straight at me and with a straight face said, 'You might be here for 17 years, buddy.'

WTF...?!

I still don't know what the hell happened or why.  Its like I was sleep walking.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineStill_tripping
Lord yes!

Registered: 10/07/15
Posts: 747
Loc: A small hot country
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: The Moose]
    #22349114 - 10/08/15 08:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He was on the tely promoting the album. I found out later that with all his work and support of Ronald McDonald houses it was not that uncommon for him to serve behind the counter just for the fun of watching people's reactions. You also have to remember that Thriller was his first big commercial success and that before that most of us had forgotten he even existed.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??
Trans-male User Gallery

Registered: 04/04/12
Posts: 13,851
Loc: Flag
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Still_tripping]
    #22349139 - 10/08/15 08:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I was tripping on mushrooms with 3 guys I knew relatively well at a friends place while his parents were sleep. We were like 16 :lol: all of a sudden this guy gets off the couch, unzips his pants, and starts masturbating right in front of us while mumbling something about oranges


--------------------
I'm stupid, Enlil is smart.
I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineThe Moose
Alces alces


Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 2,389
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22349208 - 10/08/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Is this the story of how the mushrooms made you gay malcolm?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMoonshoe
Blue Mantis
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/28/04
Posts: 27,202
Loc: Iceland
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #22349218 - 10/08/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Jesus. How long did you end up staying in the mental hospital, do you have to take medication now, and have you ever had another break like that?


--------------------


Everything I post is fiction.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisible1234go
Ban Lotto Champion
 User Gallery

Registered: 07/08/09
Posts: 53,889
Re: Your "WTF" moments [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22349268 - 10/08/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Hmm, only ones that come to mind are..

Going through a Mcdonalds drive thru as a child.

A homeless dude sitting on the curb, shouts something unintelligible.
My mother asked, excuse me? He approach's the car and asks "why do parents have sex with their own children?"
Mom said, "that's not really something i wanna discuss in front of my kids".

Ha. This dude gets kinda flustered, throws his arms in the air and shouts "THEN WHYED YOU ASK ME?!!?!"

------------------------

Then I had a shady dude in walmart customer service the other night stare me down, and proceed to ask if I was an fbi agent.

Because I looked like a "fbi agent he use to know"....wtf?

He was pacing around mumbling other crap about human trafficking and "your kids are not safe, where are your kids?"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Mushroom-Hut Liquid Cultures   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract   North Spore Injection Grain Bag   Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Well that was a wtf moment. SleepAid 835 11 04/17/06 06:33 AM
by PurpleKush
* damnit..... taco bell or.... mcdonalds.... ZippoZM 1,040 11 07/26/05 07:52 PM
by buckwheat
* what do you think of Mcdonalds?
( 1 2 all )
metalchimp 6,012 28 04/08/03 01:24 PM
by HidingInPlainSight
* McDonald's sells toy SUV's to children Silversoul 2,691 13 08/11/06 07:42 PM
by I2ancid
* Ronald McDonald busted for drug possession at Grand Opening of new McDonald’s.
( 1 2 3 4 all )
Rahie 9,689 63 12/20/06 02:30 PM
by Rahie
* Starting a McDonald's Franchise!
( 1 2 all )
Scarfmeister 7,152 37 09/13/06 10:34 PM
by Redstorm
* McDonalds Blows deadHead321 2,540 16 11/27/05 10:13 PM
by VoidOfsPg
* Mcdonalds is shit XUL 1,151 14 08/31/05 06:46 PM
by TYL3R

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
2,679 topic views. 5 members, 48 guests and 40 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.032 seconds spending 0.011 seconds on 16 queries.