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Prisoner#1
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LuSiD enthusiast said: Discuss intelligently.
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Psilosopherr
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Re: ever had a weapon drawn on you? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22347856 - 10/07/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Was on a late night shroomy walk with a good friend. 'Oh hey, the door on the school is unlocked, what luck.' We went exploring inside the school, checked out the chemistry stuff, went on the roof for a bit. Totally non malicious, simply enjoying the thrill of infiltrating somewhere you're not supposed to.
Then we're turning for the exit and all of a sudden one of the local cops is there with his gun aimed at me, yelling about hands up or getting down or something like that. Even in a situation where you know you won't likely be shot, it's quite scary.
He'd seen us during our brief visit to the roof. so close.
thankfully this was after the shrooms had pretty much worn off. An afterglow walk.
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r00tuuu123
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Re: ever had a weapon drawn on you? [Re: WhoManBeing]
#22347857 - 10/07/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Me and a buddy were out drinking one night and we got into an argument so he pulls his gun and puts it to my forehead. The whole time I'm screaming at him to pull the fucking trigger you'd be doing me a favor. Three of our friends broke it up two of them snatched him and dragged him outside and the third grabbed me and pinned me to a wall.
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WhoManBeing
PsychedelicYogi



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Re: ever had a weapon drawn on you? [Re: Sheekle]
#22347860 - 10/07/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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WhoManBeing said: So, a day me stash goes up, a thought friend, more of runner middle man, calls me up and is down stairs san5s to talk. I go down stairs and bring fella up to me room. I thought he may have score and was looking to drop bit onto me. We enter room, I sit on me organ bench facing fella. He pulls out a knife a hold directly onto me throught. I immediately thought, "you little fuck". He demands my stash. I respond, with hardly a thought as to what to say, "I don't keep my stash in my room. Is in friend's room down the hall." He believes my bullshit lie and tries to play it off as a prank. Yea yea. The stash was seven feet behind him behind the record player in corner of room.
This same kid ran off with a little bit of me goods once, took shot in his hip and got a huge grapefruit like whatcha ma call it on hip at spot of shot. Funny? I think I not laugh. A bummer for kid for sure.
Just curious, is English not your first language?
Yes. Oddly enough, when speaking aloud to strangers I to get asked where the accent is from. The voice in flux much of all times.
Seriously? Prim and proper, the only way to speak the English language. ?
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Edited by WhoManBeing (10/07/15 09:56 PM)
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Re: ever had a weapon drawn on you? [Re: Sheekle]
#22347862 - 10/07/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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WhoManBeing said: So, a day me stash goes up, a thought friend, more of runner middle man, calls me up and is down stairs san5s to talk. I go down stairs and bring fella up to me room. I thought he may have score and was looking to drop bit onto me. We enter room, I sit on me organ bench facing fella. He pulls out a knife a hold directly onto me throught. I immediately thought, "you little fuck". He demands my stash. I respond, with hardly a thought as to what to say, "I don't keep my stash in my room. Is in friend's room down the hall." He believes my bullshit lie and tries to play it off as a prank. Yea yea. The stash was seven feet behind him behind the record player in corner of room.
This same kid ran off with a little bit of me goods once, took shot in his hip and got a huge grapefruit like whatcha ma call it on hip at spot of shot. Funny? I think I not laugh. A bummer for kid for sure.
Just curious, is English not your first language?
You summed up my response to this perfectly. I was gonna try and make a smartass response involving "me lucky charms", but the post was to baffling.
Either way glad you lived, otherwise i wouldn't have heard this puzzling story.
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WhoManBeing
PsychedelicYogi



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What with ones criticizing the written language of mind's thoughts all so often?
Hey, check it. What's that on your shirt?
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Re: ever had a weapon drawn on you? [Re: WhoManBeing]
#22347950 - 10/07/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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WhoManBeing said: What with ones criticizing the written language of mind's thoughts all so often?
Hey, check it. What's that on your shirt?
This is the last response you get from me. There is a difference between proper english and whatever the hell yoir saying. I seriously can't understand you. And some of my favorite shows are british, and no I'm not a dr. Who fan, so you can't say that my shows aren't true british.
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Shroomslip
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Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said:
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WhoManBeing said: What with ones criticizing the written language of mind's thoughts all so often?
Hey, check it. What's that on your shirt?
This is the last response you get from me. There is a difference between proper english and whatever the hell yoir saying. I seriously can't understand you. And some of my favorite shows are british, and no I'm not a dr. Who fan, so you can't say that my shows aren't true british.
Muphry's law.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Registered: 11/12/11
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I had a gun held directly to my head...about 2 or 3 inches away. Damn cops.
also had a few knives drawn on me by some scumbags.
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
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WhoManBeing said: What with ones criticizing the written language of mind's thoughts all so often?
Hey, check it. What's that on your shirt?
This is the last response you get from me. There is a difference between proper english and whatever the hell yoir saying. I seriously can't understand you. And some of my favorite shows are british, and no I'm not a dr. Who fan, so you can't say that my shows aren't true british.
Odd you speak, Whoman. Human you are not. Hrmph. Human puts words in proper order, he does, for nonsense leads to fear and fear leads to the dark side.
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I was parking behind my apt in west LA about 20 years ago and noticed an odd mustang in the alley. Perhaps my guard went up very slightly. As I was walking to the apt a guy walks toward me and says "freeze". The adrenaline dump is like no drug I have ever experienced. The single highest sensation moment of my life. (And I'm writing on a drug board). There was a conveniently placed concrete wall to my right so my animal brain said run. In a fraction of a second my brain processed he is high, he can't shoot for shit, you are a moving target, and way faster than his sorry ass. The cops chased this group around LA all night. Caught them about 3 mo later. I was able to Id the car but not the perp. Detective said it didn't matter they had 3 strikes on him anyway. Took months to calm down. To this day at almost 50 I make damn sure I'm faster than 98% of my fellow (sometimes) domesticated primates.
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: ever had a weapon drawn on you? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22348059 - 10/07/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said:
I've always heard 'bama is a crazy place to live
It can be.
I fucking love it, though.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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OhMrJohnson
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I gotta visit you down there sometime and we can get into some crazy shenanigans
They might not like me though cause I'm from the Northeast
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: ever had a weapon drawn on you? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22348117 - 10/07/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude, that'd be killer!
And, sure, you might catch a little shit for bein' a Yankee , but Southern Hospitality is a very real thing. Everybody you meet down here tries to feed you
We'd break ya in right 
Plus we've got some pretty cool vape shops 'round here!
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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zZZz
jesus


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once, by some og gangster, was chillin with some homies one day who were also from the same gang as the og gangster, this dude shows up in the night, walks towards us, and i immediately knew something was wrong, pulls out a hand cannon, .45 smith wesson, and gets right in my face, talking about "which one!?", referring to the two homies i was chillin with, basically trying to make me choose one so he could shoot, i told him i didnt know what he was talking about, he starts trippin out even more, cocks the gap "choose one!", i kept telling him i didnt know what he was talking about, at this point i seriously thought i was about to get shot, thinking oh man this is gonna hurt. suddenly someone who lived in the household shows up with her baby, dude hides the gun, she's like "is everything ok?", we're all like yea, and the dude just walks away. saved by the bell.
i find out later that the same dude got killed just a couple blocks away, someone caught him late at night while he was skateboarding home and shot him a couple of times, apparently he was screaming for help, talking about "im dying!", i was also told that the cops blocked the way while he was still on the ground and wouldnt let anyone through to help him or some shit, they wanted him to die. and apparently they were also dicks to his relatives who showed up a while later. i mean this was a close nit community, sheriff station was just down the street and they constantly patrolled the streets, they knew who all the trouble makers were, and these cops were known to be very brutal towards gang members.
but yea, i hung out with the guy a couple of times, he seemed like a cool dude, but def had that killer vibe.
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aykaye47
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I've been shot at numerous times.I'll tell you guys One time. Friday the 13th 1996 I was on acid (black pyramid geltabs) along with my younger brother a friend (R.I.P.) and two girls from some other town. We were tripping at a friends house who lived across enemy lines. And we decided to go for a walk to my house to get some more weed. We were trying to explain to these girls that we were walking into enemy territory (my whole town was a danger zone in the 90s) and that if we say run then they had better run . they didn't believe us they thought we were fucking with them cause we were all frying balls. And sure enough three guys spot us walking and start asking us who we were from across the street and my friend yells out his name. And they asked "who?" so he yells out his name again and hood which makes them run away . We all laughed and reminded the girls again. We finally made it to my street. Half way down something told me to turn around and when I did I just saw a bunch of silhouettes running and on bikes going down my street toward us we didn't even have a chance to say run they started shooting at us. it was all slow motion I saw explosions erupting from the silhouettes and heard bullets whizzing past my head. I felt like I was in a shadow western. we started running and I was running so fast that I felt like I was flying . it actually felt good despite the circumstance. We made it through some alleys and finally in my backyard. Trying to get our breath back and comprehend wtf just happened we realized the girls were not with us. We were like fuck we gotta go back and look for them so we went back out there looking for them and they popped out of someone's backyard scared as shit but everybody was ok . went back inside turned on the TV and every station was showing the same thing tupac was dead. that was weird. Some facts were omitted to protect the innocent.
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Xero1
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16 cops swooping in on the car me and my friend were in. Not sure if all 16 had all of their guns drawn but I know at least the 3 that got out of the GMC Astro Van they were in that cut us off pointed their shit directly at my face. Not fun. Caught a charge for some green when in 2 months from that date that amount would of been a fineable offence...
They were planning to take his door down that day but he ran out to meet me and they followed and pounced...then took him back to his place to lock up his girlfriend, ransack his shit and smash his bong.
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SnowDaze
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Been robbed home invasion style twice in 2 different spots
Roommates suck
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brokentv

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I got robbed by two guys one had a kitchen knife and one had brass knuckles. They went through all that and took a 10 dollar check from me lol.
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zZZz
jesus


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well, i dont really like sharing that kind of info, but i will say that it's in the middle of the san Gabriel valley, one of the smaller cities.
funny thing, im currently reading a book called "black hand", it's a biography about a mexican mafia boss who to quit the organization and ratted out a bunch of his associates, and gave away all the secrets of the organization, well he mentions my city several times in his book, his dad lives there n shit, so that means there must still be many active la eme members there.
figures cuz the city is gang infested, yet u never really see it, it's like hidden, or like once u get involved it suddenly appears. it has gotten very organized in the last few years. for example, like a year ago or sumthing they busted a meth distribution center right nexxt to the city hall, it was disguised as a legit tax business, and they also used it to launder money. i passed through it every day cuz i lived on the same street, never noticed a thing. yet the sheriffs were able to keep it secret from the press when it got raided. it never went public, only the locals knew about it, mostly from the underground scene.
yea man, shit is a trip, it appears as if it is a nice peaceful neighborhood for the most part, but within it is all kinds of fucked up shit that went on and still goes. i still luv my city tho, been here for most of my life..
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