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Acaterpillar
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Sleeping with an old counselor
#22344241 - 10/07/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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So recently one of the counselors from my old boarding school I was sent to has been chatting me up. She wants me to come visit her and is willing to pay the gas for me to drive up there. She's fairly attractive, and I had a mild crush on her back in boarding school, but part of me feels weird since she used to be a kind of 'authority' over me back in the day.
Have any of y'all slept with an ex-teacher/staff member/counselor before? How was it? Weird? Awesome?
I'll probably go see her either way, I'm just curious what others may have experienced doing this.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22344264 - 10/07/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I havent, but what the hell...! Bring on the kink. Whats there to loose?
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Acaterpillar
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Shortknight]
#22344276 - 10/07/15 07:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's funny how things come in waves. I haven't been with a woman in her 30's before and two days ago this woman (who I've never met) added me on facebook talking about how she wanted to meet up. Now my camp counselor is chatting me up too
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22344282 - 10/07/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said: It's funny how things come in waves. I haven't been with a woman in her 30's before and two days ago this woman (who I've never met) added me on facebook talking about how she wanted to meet up. Now my camp counselor is chatting me up too 
I imagine it could be a truly awesome experience...they were once an authority figure to you, but now you have a chance to exercise your authority over them...I say go for it!!!
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22344288 - 10/07/15 08:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The facebook thing sounds abit fishy, ive gotten my little hopes up before haha But the latter, sounds sweet! I've recently realized I got to give more mind to older women, I dont know why, but I always had this narrow vision of girls my age and the ones younger, but thats damned fretful that it would ever work. Could you know.., you never do. But older women, I get a good feeling.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Shortknight] 1
#22344299 - 10/07/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah I thought it was pretty sketchy too. She's really damn hot though, so it's worth a shot. We started talking cause I was asking an artist if he's interested in bartering. She added me and said she likes to barter, but when I asked her what she wants to trade she just started talking about how she likes my photos and wanted to meet up. I like that these old broads don't play silly games, I get so tired of that shit.
She has kids though so she's usually pretty busy. I'll update this thread as progress is made. I feel like sleeping with an older woman is like leveling up in a game
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22344304 - 10/07/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said: Yeah I thought it was pretty sketchy too. She's really damn hot though, so it's worth a shot. We started talking cause I was asking an artist if he's interested in bartering. She added me and said she likes to barter, but when I asked her what she wants to trade she just started talking about how she likes my photos and wanted to meet up. I like that these old broads don't play silly games, I get so tired of that shit.
She has kids though so she's usually pretty busy. I'll update this thread as progress is made. I feel like sleeping with an older woman is like leveling up in a game 
Hey just remember, not ending up sleeping with her is still leveling up too Grand shceme of things.
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Edited by Shortknight (10/07/15 08:08 AM)
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Shortknight]
#22344316 - 10/07/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, at this point I don't get my hopes up. I've been let down too many times in the past when I put all these expectations into shit that's not 100% decided.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22344372 - 10/07/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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1. Older ladies in their mid to late 30's are fun as hell. They don't mess around. They wanna be home and fucking before 11:00 because they have shit to do tomorrow. Plus, you'll be up and out by 7:00, for the same reason. Great system for casual dating IMO.
2. I recently added my highschool chem teacher on facebook. I just wanted to expand my friend list in preperation for my eventual crowdfunding campaign. She immediately sent me a message about how she was thinking about me the other day etc. etc. it was a bit weird.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#22344408 - 10/07/15 09:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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*goes out for cup of coffee*
*goes back to house*
*whips out dick*

*her reaction*


OP: "I THOUGHT SHE WANTED THE D!"
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar] 1
#22345027 - 10/07/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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When I was a teenager, one of my teenage friends (under 18) who was into drugs and gangs, was banging his guidance counsellor from school, a middle aged woman (like 45-55) who would come to our high school parties where people were drinking and doing blow and smoking weed, and she would party with us, do drugs with us and sleep with my underage friend. She was the HIGHSCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELLOR SLEEPING WITH HER UNDERAGE CLIENT.
Wow.
Just wow.
Don't think she ever got caught for it either.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22345223 - 10/07/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fuck Authority...
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Acaterpillar
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Achillita]
#22345741 - 10/07/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Achillita said: Fuck Authority... 
Quite literally 
One time at boarding school we went on a trip to this town with Lava Hot Springs. It was the lady friend mentioned in OP and her Ex boyfriend (who was also a counselor) watching over the group. Someone from the group stole her Klonopin and we all got really faded. Then later that night everyone in the group snuck off into town except for me (I was passed out). She woke me up wondering where the other students wandered off to, but I hadn't a clue.
Weird to think about how pretty soon I'll be chilling with her, smoking weed and possibly tripping together. My life is strange.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22345752 - 10/07/15 02:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Did she mention anything about smoking weed or tripping?
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Acaterpillar
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Bigfeely123]
#22345949 - 10/07/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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While we hang out? No But we talk about smoking and growing mushrooms. She knows quite a bit about cultivation actually. She's a cool gal.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22346000 - 10/07/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is hot
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22346020 - 10/07/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Now its going to be awkward if she says she never wanted sex to begin with.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: ShiVersblood]
#22346405 - 10/07/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not really. She's fun to hang out with, and I get a trip to the Carolinas with expenses paid.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22346431 - 10/07/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It is more than a little weird.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22346466 - 10/07/15 04:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I might if I was his age but I still would have thought it was weird, Which is not to say I wouldn't have given it a shot. When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: zappaisgod]
#22346480 - 10/07/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Good thing I'm already a pretty weird fella then
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: ballsalsa]
#22346503 - 10/07/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: 2. I recently added my highschool chem teacher on facebook. I just wanted to expand my friend list in preperation for my eventual crowdfunding campaign. She immediately sent me a message about how she was thinking about me the other day etc. etc. it was a bit weird.
She clearly has the hots for you. Tap that shit. We can swap war stories after it's all said and done.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22346504 - 10/07/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said: Good thing I'm already a pretty weird fella then 
Oh hell yeah. I've known you were a pro for years.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: zappaisgod]
#22346512 - 10/07/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Was it the DMT I injected up my urethra? Or the snake venom I muscled?
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22346517 - 10/07/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nah. I think it is hardwired in your DNA.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: zappaisgod]
#22346533 - 10/07/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm okay with this.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22346732 - 10/07/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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336 said:
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koods said: This is hot
QFT
That said I thought you were gay koods. You get turned on by heterosexual sex?
When pillar is involved
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: koods]
#22346748 - 10/07/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Hahahaha!!!!! Don't phrase it like THAT.....you were a punk kid that I was supposed to 'mentor' and i was like 25 at THAT time. Oh gosh....I'm blushing....yep, you are hot and I can say that, right...?...yeah! But I'm old!!!!!"
Looks like we're cleared for landing.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22346795 - 10/07/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said: "Hahahaha!!!!! Don't phrase it like THAT.....you were a punk kid that I was supposed to 'mentor' and i was like 25 at THAT time. Oh gosh....I'm blushing....yep, you are hot and I can say that, right...?...yeah! But I'm old!!!!!"
Looks like we're cleared for landing.

Not to pick apart your metaphor, but that pic says "we're cleared for takeoff" also, isn't that a better metaphor?
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: koods]
#22346805 - 10/07/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Get a fuckin' room.
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22346875 - 10/07/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've been in pillar's room. He was a complete gentleman 
He did show me his snake. I even got to hold it for a minute.
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Acaterpillar
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Re: Sleeping with an old counselor [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22347080 - 10/07/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I am rather gentle.
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