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My front door just robbed me half my toenail.
    #22342402 - 10/06/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I dont know how exactly it happened but i shut the door behind me and tripped at the same time, next thing i know my toe's covered in blood. I yelled for a good minute mostly because i was freaked out and because i know as much as it hurt now it was gonna be worse when the adrenaline wore off.

Any way here's a picture.  intelligently discuss?



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Re: My front door just robbed me half my toenail. [Re: Asshat331]
    #22342469 - 10/06/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Been there, bro.

I lost three (yes, three) big toenails in my life, all of which came while playing basketball.

I'd come home and take my shoes off, and then notice the front of my sock covered in blood. I'd pull off the sock and then my big toenail would be purple underneath the nail (dried blood). Then a few weeks later the toenail would eventually just fall off.

It was fucking brutal, man. It hurt literally just walking at various times because of it.


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Re: My front door just robbed me half my toenail. [Re: Niffla]
    #22342524 - 10/06/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

oh my god 3 toenails, i would have gave up playing basket ball after the second lol


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Re: My front door just robbed me half my toenail. [Re: Asshat331]
    #22342575 - 10/06/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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oh my god 3 toenails, i would have gave up playing basket ball after the second lol




I was retarded, if I had any IQ whatsoever I would've. It still boggles my mind how I lost three toenails just playing basketball. I think it was because I would cut & pivot really hard while playing; so hard that I would jam my toes hard into the front of my shoes. I wouldn't even really notice it while playing but it would start to bleed underneath while I was playing, and once that blood starts seeping then odds are you're going to lose it entirely at some point. Which I did all three times.


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Re: My front door just robbed me half my toenail. [Re: Niffla]
    #22342595 - 10/06/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

How is it to sleep with a missing toenail, i feel like ima be bonking and bumping it all night idk why but i move my legs and feet around alot while i sleep.


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Re: My front door just robbed me half my toenail. [Re: Asshat331]
    #22342611 - 10/06/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:ilold:

I basically had the same damn thing happen once while horseplay with my wife. She tried to shut a door in my face to get away from me..  Fucking door was just high enough to really get the leverage nessecary to push the nail back.

This literally happened as I was walking out the door to go to work for 8-10 hours in a job where I have not only constantly be on my feet the entire time, but fast walk all over the store. One of my worst shifts ever.

The pictures I have don't really make it look too bad, it was after I had kinda stopped the bleeding and lean up my toe. But halfway up the nail there is like a 2mm crease running from side to side where the front part of the nail got ripped from the bed and bent backwards. IIRC, it wasn't very long until that cracked crease eventually wouldn't hold the nail on anymore and literally lost half of the nail. Hurt for a week or two afterwards. It felt a lot like a broken bone.



Before cleaning it up and stopping the bleeding, it actually looked a lot more like yours. And oddly, it was also my front door that did it. :lol:


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Re: My front door just robbed me half my toenail. [Re: Asshat331]
    #22342668 - 10/06/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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How is it to sleep with a missing toenail, i feel like ima be bonking and bumping it all night idk why but i move my legs and feet around alot while i sleep.




I remember having some rough nights. Obviously with something like that, it can be pretty fucking sensitive. You may wanna get used to leaving that foot from underneath the covers, lol.


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Re: My front door just robbed me half my toenail. [Re: Asshat331]
    #22342701 - 10/06/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

dude wtf ur blood is half-tan

also ur toe isn't gonna be as popular as zombi3's


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Re: My front door just robbed me half my toenail. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22342716 - 10/06/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

One time my fingernail started coming off from the back. I had to rip it off slowly from the nailbed. When i got to the very front it was fully attached, so i used a knife and fingernail clippers to cut it from underneath.

Be glad it was quick :lol:


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Re: My front door just robbed me half my toenail. [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22342726 - 10/06/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Not to metion i was too much of a pussy to do it all at once, so it kept getting snagged on stuff and slightly ripping. Very painful :lol:


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Re: My front door just robbed me half my toenail. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22342966 - 10/06/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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And oddly, it was also my front door that did it. :lol:





fucking front doors
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dude wtf ur blood is half-tan

also ur toe isn't gonna be as popular as zombi3's





thats peroxide mixed with my blood bro :P


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