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Neighbors Fucktard Dogs
    #22341132 - 10/06/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

so i got a new neighbor six months ago. with him came three very large fucktard dogs that bark non stop from 6 am until night. said neighbor is a redneck asshole who doesn't care, also the brother of the police chief in my small town, so i know thats useless. other neighbors have tried building large fences to be blocked from these dogs.

i'm completely ready to kill these dogs. i don't even set my alarm for work anymore because i know these dogs will wake me long before work and it's quite literally driving me crazy from a lack of sleep.

should i kill them? i was thinking of trying to set them free and hope they just run away.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341151 - 10/06/15 01:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

get a slingshot, when they start barking in the morning open your window and slingshot some wieners into the yard

if that doesn't work make a police report, every couple weeks till it stops, talk the other naybors into doing it as well.  Brother or not, they will get tired of the paper work and do something


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    #22341155 - 10/06/15 01:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9] * 1
    #22341157 - 10/06/15 01:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Ehh.. don't kill your neighbors dogs... it's a shit situation, however violence is not the solution.

Maybe you can write something up and have everyone in your neighborhood sign it and take him to court. Maybe he is reasonable and having a grown up discussion with him about your issue will help.

Idk, just please don't hurt them.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341161 - 10/06/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

other neighbors have tried and nothing has been done. and these are mean dogs, they will bite if you get too close to the fence. if you so much as poke my head out a door they instantly start freaking out. i'm just at the end of my rope, i can't go on not getting any sleep.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341167 - 10/06/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9] * 1
    #22341169 - 10/06/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

you have to try harder, wear a suit, take all your friends with you, down to the station, and fill out police reports, protest,make signs, ect, till they do something

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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22341198 - 10/06/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My moms boyfriend had to call the police several times before they actually did anything. The first time the cops came all they did was come talk to us, then go talk to the neighbor and told them we were complaining. I would say just get everyone to call until they do something about the dogs. Tell them it's keeping you up all night.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22341199 - 10/06/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I think you're blowing a couple dogs barking way out of proportion. They're dogs... Don't be a douche. Just talk to the guy about it or make a complaint.

IF nothing works, spend some money and get better insulation or soundproof your house or something. My house has thick walls, where I can just barely hear the storm siren whenever they test it.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Achillita]
    #22341217 - 10/06/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i've lived around barking dogs before no problem. i live in a valley, these are large dogs who's barks echo through it like thunder, and they are located about ten feet from my bedroom. they have also bitten me from over the fence while mowing.

i don't think you understand at all, what it's like to listen to non stop super loud barking starting at 6 a.m. every day. all of his other neighbors have build sound proof fences around his property, which i don't really have the money for.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9] * 1
    #22341227 - 10/06/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Record them and make a convincing case for yourself.  Show how they bark non-stop over a series of weeks.

Just filling out paperwork without any evidence could be a waste of time.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341228 - 10/06/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I used to have a parrot that would scream and squawk in my room for the majority of the day. And I was home 80% of the time. I honestly doubt a dog's bark is really that loud.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Achillita] * 1
    #22341232 - 10/06/15 02:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

do you not understand what it's like living in a valley? i'm assuming you don't. when they bark, it bounces off the other end of it and comes back magnified many times. i've had 9 dogs myself before, no problems with the barking.

considering that all of my other neighbors have had to take steps to stop it, i'm willing to bet it's not just my ears being sensitive


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341234 - 10/06/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

also when one of my other neighbors tried to talk to him about it, he got extremely aggressive threatening to kick his ass and just generally being an asshole. the guy who complained was an old man.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Achillita]
    #22341247 - 10/06/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I have neighbors down the way, who have 2 big mean aggressive dogs, who have bit my dog before, who have came into our yard wanting to bite and attack anything in there eyesight, tried talking to family, never works.
There a fucked up bunch, 3 suicides in the 3 years ive lived in this house



I hate shitty people with a passion and that's why I plan on moving in the middle of nowhere.

I blame the owner more than the dogs. the owner is the one who raised them in a enviorment that makes them hostile and bark all the time, the owner is the real scumbag, those dogs were just raised up into his hemisphere of shit


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Achillita]
    #22341262 - 10/06/15 02:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm surrounded on all sides by loud dogs who bark constantly and at everything. Doesn't bug me much. Probably would if I didn't have a window A/C that basically acts as a white noise machine. Only time I can hear them is when it's off.

OP Have you looked into finding an actual white noise machine? You don't necessarily have to spend a bunch of money on noise proofing your house or yard. All you need to do is find a way to cancel out their barking.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: SunnyD]
    #22341266 - 10/06/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

they used to be inside most of the time, now he just leaves his door open all day so they are outside as soon as he leaves at 5 a.m..

i live in a town of about 5000 people, a place where if you are connected, nobody is going to do anything.

hes already replaced his fence once because his dogs try and kill all our neighbors dogs (none of whom's barks are very audible comparatively).


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22341274 - 10/06/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm surrounded on all sides by loud dogs who bark constantly and at everything. Doesn't bug me much. Probably would if I didn't have a window A/C that basically acts as a white noise machine. Only time I can hear them is when it's off.

OP Have you looked into finding an actual white noise machine? You don't necessarily have to spend a bunch of money on noise proofing your house or yard. All you need to do is find a way to cancel out their barking.




i just play loud music all day to try and drown it out. personally i like peace and quite, and all our other neighbors have dogs who are well behaved. i'm going to move in the spring i guess


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341286 - 10/06/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm surrounded on all sides by loud dogs who bark constantly and at everything. Doesn't bug me much. Probably would if I didn't have a window A/C that basically acts as a white noise machine. Only time I can hear them is when it's off.

OP Have you looked into finding an actual white noise machine? You don't necessarily have to spend a bunch of money on noise proofing your house or yard. All you need to do is find a way to cancel out their barking.




i just play loud music all day to try and drown it out. personally i like peace and quite, and all our other neighbors have dogs who are well behaved. i'm going to move in the spring i guess



If you cant handle the noise of others, a rural area might be right for you

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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341299 - 10/06/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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should i kill them?




Absolutely not, you'd suck even more than the dog owner if you did.

File reports of neglect and whatnot, that should get his attention.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: 1234go]
    #22341303 - 10/06/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

filing reports didn't do anything. next


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: 1234go]
    #22341307 - 10/06/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If you kill your neighbors dogs, then you're the giant asshole.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341309 - 10/06/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You're out of options. Either go through animal control/the police, find a way to rid yourself of the sound, or just deal with it.

Only a douchebag would kill a dog just because the owner is a neglectful piece of shit and it won't stop barking.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: BobaJones]
    #22341311 - 10/06/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i'm ok with that. though i would prefer to end it another way. but i'm not going to continue to live sleep deprived


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341315 - 10/06/15 02:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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You're out of options. Either go through animal control/the police, find a way to rid yourself of the sound, or just deal with it.

Only a douchebag would kill a dog just because the owner is a neglectful piece of shit and it won't stop barking.




Sounds like you're just gonna have to stop being a little poon, and pull your shit together. Things could be worse.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: 1234go]
    #22341324 - 10/06/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

people can make me out to be as bad as you want, i'm just at the end of my rope and want this over. where are your bleeding hearts over people who kill animals every day for sport?


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341332 - 10/06/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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people can make me out to be as bad as you want, i'm just at the end of my rope and want this over. where are your bleeding hearts over people who kill animals every day for sport?



I don't think ya should kill them dogs, cause its the owner who fucked them up,

there creatures with less BS In there head but if they have a bad owner they will be aggressive or overall negative.

Also the possible legal repurcusssions,
I wouldn't kill a neighbors dog. even the shittty ones I have.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: SunnyD]
    #22341345 - 10/06/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

it's not like i want to. but the law won't do anything, and the owner certainly won't.

i guess i'll just start wearing headphones to sleep and blast music all day until i can move.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341352 - 10/06/15 03:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Start blasting music outside whenever they bark

give them something to bark at...and their owner.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Uzziel]
    #22341359 - 10/06/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i have several loud amplifiers, but i don't use them at home to be courteous to my neighbors. my family and the rest of the family's here have lived here over 70 years, some of them over 100. so we all know each other and are quite mindful. but someone died, and this asshole bought his place and is just ruining our neighborhood. trying to start fights in the first couple days of living here. but when the cops came, they pretty much told us to fuck off.


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    #22341384 - 10/06/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well start using them. Blast them outside by his fence line and just leave it there. Maybe even play the song "Who let the dogs out" at full blast. Shit run that thing until 9-10 PM and turn it off before it becomes illegal.

I know all too well what it's like living next to a neighbor who has really bad barkers and they won't do anything about it (Even after talking to them)

Just ruin his peace. Don't feel bad about it. He's being a major dick.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Uzziel]
    #22341401 - 10/06/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

all he has to do is make 2 or 3 more police reports and his problem is solved.  And like others said, make a little video, burn it to a cd, take it with you, that will help alot.  Be sure to show a clock or something so they see what time it is


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341404 - 10/06/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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where are your bleeding hearts over people who kill animals every day for sport?




We're not talking about trophy hunting as a hobby.

We're talking about someone with a loose screw that's considering murdering his neighbors pets because they're too loud.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #22341416 - 10/06/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

because killing animals as a hobby is ok right? thats totally acceptable. but wanting to do so for my own mental well being is ludicrous.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22341419 - 10/06/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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all he has to do is make 2 or 3 more police reports and his problem is solved.  And like others said, make a little video, burn it to a cd, take it with you, that will help alot.  Be sure to show a clock or something so they see what time it is




that actually seems like a good idea. though between our neighbors we have called about 8 times now. i live in a very small town, if you are connected, nothing will come of it.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341421 - 10/06/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

No, but we're talking about you here. Stay on topic.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: 1234go]
    #22341432 - 10/06/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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We're talking about someone with a loose screw that's considering murdering his neighbors pets because they're too loud.




You'd have a screw loose too if you owned a home and someone moves in next door and they FORCE you to listen to their dogs at any point in the day and after him and his neighbors all tried to get this man to try and control his animals. You wouldn't be frustrated? I can sympathize with him because the same shit happened to me.

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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: 1234go]
    #22341436 - 10/06/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

how is that not on topic? i won't lose any sleep over it. in fact, i'll actually get more. you call trophy hunting a hobby, but it's all murder. people murder each other, animals murder each other. circle of life.


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    #22341442 - 10/06/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341448 - 10/06/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Eh, just ignore the trolls man.

Just keep trying to file a police report with proof of the accusation with time stamps.

If that really doesn't work and all other options are really gone... well, I'm sure you'll figure out what to do one way or the other


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Uzziel]
    #22341456 - 10/06/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

it's not like i legitimately want to go kill these animals, i'm not an asshole. i'm just tired of waking up wanting to kill myself because i can't sleep.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: 1234go]
    #22341467 - 10/06/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

well everytime you get woke up just call the police, trust me 8 times really isn't nothing if its bothering you that much.

also if your losing sleep then you must be close to it hurting your job, like you might lose your job soon because you can't make it to work.  when that happens get a laywer and sue the police and naybor for loss of wages

but you really need to keep making police reports so its documented, the more it becomes a problem, the more reports there should be, it needs to be crystle clear that the problem is still there and nothing has changed and is getting worse


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22341473 - 10/06/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I know. You're frustrated and I know the feeling all too well as I had to deal with it 4 years ago with two of my neighbors dogs that would bark well into the night even. It was even worse when they went out of town, they would just throw them in the backyard and someone would check on them for like 3 mins twice a day and they'd just bark the entire time.

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well everytime you get woke up just call the police, trust me 8 times really isn't nothing if its bothering you that much.

also if your losing sleep then you must be close to it hurting your job, like you might lose your job soon because you can't make it to work.  when that happens get a laywer and sue the police and naybor for loss of wages

but you really need to keep making police reports so its documented, the more it becomes a problem, the more reports there should be, it needs to be crystle clear that the problem is still there and nothing has changed and is getting worse





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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: 1234go]
    #22341475 - 10/06/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If he has a gate you should just open it over and over again until he has to keep them inside. Or something likewise that will force him to keep them inside.

I'm sure if you keep calling the cops and filing noise complaints then eventually they'll do something. They can show up to your house and listen to you complain but eventually they'll get tired of having to drive out there all the time.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341481 - 10/06/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Get some balls and kill the dog owner, not the dogs! I can't believe people are being so nice to an unapologetic dog killer.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #22341487 - 10/06/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

But the circle of life tho bro..


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Uzziel]
    #22341488 - 10/06/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

the problem with our police station, is we have maybe 5 police officers in our town. usually two on duty at a time. when there are fires or emergencies we have all volunteers who handle that kind of thing. so really when we complain, it's this guys brother who hears about it, and he could really not give less of a shit.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #22341494 - 10/06/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Kill the owner, gets you new neighbors


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: 1234go]
    #22341497 - 10/06/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

yea i get it, you have no valid argument, you can move on.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341498 - 10/06/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Nah, it's just that yours is so pathetic. I'm speechless.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341501 - 10/06/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Call in every day or multiple times a day or whatever. If they don't come after another month or so, sue the police station for not taking any sort of action. Or threaten to sue them.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #22341508 - 10/06/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Get some balls and kill the dog owner, not the dogs! I can't believe people are being so nice to an unapologetic dog killer.




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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22341509 - 10/06/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My point was that if you're going to kill his dogs, you might as well kill him because you'll get time for killing someone's dogs and get your ass kicked.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #22341513 - 10/06/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

you can also embelish the truth just a tiny bit like you suspect animal abuse which could be 100% logical to assume, so maybe a few calls to the dogpound/animal shelter places or whoever handles that shit.

also if your in your yard and get bit by their dog because it jumped the fence a little then you can have the dog taken away and head chopped to check for rabies, or force him to build a bigger fence to be a dick.  might need a video on this one not sure tho.



is there something going on outside so early in the morning tho?  i mean shouldn't the dogs be sleeping?  are people outside or something?


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #22341523 - 10/06/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He's not gonna get time for killing the guys dog unless he's stupid enough to go out there and shoot them


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22341526 - 10/06/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

he goes to work at 5 a.m. and leaves the back door open, they immediately go outside and bark until he comes home twelve hours later. only one of the three bars non stop though, by which i mean one bark every two seconds.

i feel like calling the pound or humane society would do more good than the police. the dogs have also bitten a friend of mine over the fence when we were doing yard work


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    #22341534 - 10/06/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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the dogs have also bitten a friend of mine over the fence when we were doing yard work





The dog reached his long neck out and bit you guys huh?


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22342050 - 10/06/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Tough call on what to do. If you've really talked to him, talked to the neighbors about filing complaints and done so yourself and nothing has been done maybe it is time to be more aggressive about it.

You could straight up black mail him if you were bit, tell him that his dogs bit you and unless he gets them better trained you'll have them put down. This is still kinda fucked cause you're killing his dogs, and it really isn't the dogs fault.

You could install a train horn directed right at his windows and blow it every morning, fight fire with fire tactics.

You could befriend the dogs with premium cuts of beef, chicken, and pork hoping they'd at least bark in the other direction.

You could buy a pair of Beat By Dre tm, wear them 24/7 and become immune to those furry bastards, the downside is that you are now a huge douche bag.

You could email/mail or just tell him about shock collars. It would cost around $180 for all 3, you could offer to buy those for him if he says money is the issue.

You could check if he is not only inconveniencing you, but legitimately breaking the law here:
http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/noise-ordinance-noisy-neighbor-30308.html
There is a little paragraph at the bottom about dogs being singled out in some cases even during day time hours. If he is breaking the law then there is no way you wouldn't be able to make him stop.

You could paint your house green or red making it completely stealth to the canine eye, wear a green full body suit like a dog 'Predator'. Also get that little shoulder 3-dot scope thing, that's important.

You could adopt a female dog in heat so they go absolutely fucking nuts and kill each other, this would only work if their non-neutered males. Last one standing still might bark, but 1 is better then 3!

You buy a bear, lower your fence and leash him up in the back, wait for the dogs to hop over on your property and be eaten, again you're kinda killing his dogs, but it's free bear food which I assume is expensive so yeah, worth it.

So many options...sadly no real good ones unless he is breaking the law.

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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: SaltyPeaks]
    #22342060 - 10/06/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

frozen peanut butter will keep them busy ..


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    #22342067 - 10/06/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Fighting fire with fire isn't ideal in this scenario. There are other neighbors, that would make him just as big of an asshole as the neighbor is.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: orison]
    #22342071 - 10/06/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

There's high frequency sounds admits that most dogs respond to. I'd put them out in you're yard and set them off every time the dogs bark. It'd be worth a try :shrug:


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    #22342085 - 10/06/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22342104 - 10/06/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If its that big of an issue then take the owner to small claims court yourself or get a lawyer which will help. Everyone is entitled to "right of quiet enjoyment" So file police reports and call them daily so its on record that this is an ongoing issue. Like the others said, get a signature from neighbors who are also bothered by the dog. Then in court you can prove nothing is being done by the owner and you can sue him upwards of $100 PER OCCURRENCE for violating your right to quiet enjoyment.

It might help to google and print out the articles on right to quiet enjoyment with the possible fines listed and give that to your neighbor before taking them to court. Maybe that will scare them enough to shut their dogs up.

Dont kill animals man, that just isnt right

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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22342143 - 10/06/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

pull a scott tennerman on your neighbor just with his dogs


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: lilhippiegirl]
    #22342168 - 10/06/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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There's high frequency sounds admits that most dogs respond to. I'd put them out in you're yard and set them off every time the dogs bark. It'd be worth a try :shrug:




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    #22342199 - 10/06/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

(meanwhile, OP buys a gun)


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Cloud9]
    #22342205 - 10/06/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not sure what the price range/quality ratio would be but I feel that if you're serious and it works it could be worth it


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: lilhippiegirl]
    #22342221 - 10/06/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I use to not really like my neighbors dogs, they would always come into my yard and stuff to explore.

Until one day when I got to meet them, a little yorkie and a big boxer/mastiff type dog; sweet hearts they are.
I came up on the little yorkie and he was so scared yet so happy when it was obvious I wasn't going to hurt him, the big dog was really cool too.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: Atreyu]
    #22343456 - 10/06/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Don't hurt the dogs it's not their fault. Fuck complaining though, go to war. Why does asshole neighbor get to decide when YOU sleep? Maybe go knock on his door at 3 AM and ask to have a chat about it. Being nice isn't going to help here. I called bylaw service and complained about a dog that seemed to just be outside barking all day, I waited until it was cold thinking it must illegal to leave your dog out all day, but they had a fucking heated dog house. I just trolled the fucker by yelling at him his wife is a slut and he jumped the fence and I pounded him. I lucked out I didn't get charged, you have to try to get them to attack you...
I am nightshift I got some new neighbors a few months ago and their shitty children play outside my window for hours on end. I decided to put speakers in window and play the porn video "slap happy" really loud, all of a sudden the kids weren't playing there anymore.
I would key buddies car rather than hurt the dogs. Put letters in the neighbors mailboxes saying he's a sex offender. Find out where he works and do the same. Anon emails to his wife he's cheating. Find his FB profile and tell all his friends horrible lies. You can make his life hell too if the law won't help you. And it probably wont. You don't hear about many dogs getting seized just because they bark. Unless they are being otherwise mistreated it's going to be a bitch.


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22346050 - 10/07/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Any updates OP?


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Re: Neighbors Fucktard Dogs [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22346116 - 10/07/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Won't be surprised if he's hospitalized by his neighbor for losing his temper.


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