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OfflineMacey Howard
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I set up a living room drug scene and tried to prank my daughter. Almost ended in disaster.
    #22339963 - 10/06/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

First off, 
I need to grow up.


In the living room, I set up my homemade bong and bags of oregano I got from dollar tree. Threw them all over the floor and living room coffee table. I sparked up some real Weed and got stoned, also smoking up the house while I set up the rest of the props. I got some sugar and mixed it with flour to make cocaine lines all over the coffee table. Cut up some soda straws and rolled up a few dollar bills, tossed a few razor blades next to them.

Had a few quick feelings of remorse, started to stop and clean it all up....  But ..... I was already stoned and I haven't played a joke on my kid in a while.

I lit up some cigarettes and smashed them into an old ashtray that I never use, because I don't smoke.

I got a couple of clean syringes that I
use to inject my hormones, I filled them with vegetable oil then Laid them out next to a spoon and lighter. I didn't have a rubber hose. I was very stoned at this point.

Daughter sent me a text and says she's on her way over. I tried not to laugh while she's talking to me. It hurt holding it in. I ended up having a runny nose after the call. Temples hurt.

After hanging up I realized that I should have set this up to be recorded but I was too stoned to even try to do that then. I realized that was too stoned to decipher the real weed from the oregano and had a hard time finding my baggie with the real weed in it. That got scary.

I hear a car pull up. Was too slow getting up because she was in the house like *POOF*. She walked in, looks around,  and walked back out looking at the house number. Walked back in again. And yelled. Dad? Dad! Dad?! Dad? Dad?! Man, she was loud. And my husband was asleep upstairs. I forgot about that too.

I stumble in the living room and plop down on the couch looking pretty rough with mascara running, lipstick smeared, I'm holding a syringe and I got a lighter in my hand.

So I look at my kid and say "hey how was your day!!!" She looks at me and I think she's going to cry. I felt baaad.  And started to end the prank. I'm waiting for her to freak out. Aw man.

She calmly sits down on the couch and talks to me like I'm a victim or an addict or something. I was impressed! She was calm. I closed my eyes for a bit.

Then she starts welling up like she's going to cry.  She's was messing with her phone for a bit. I left the original bags of sugar and flour under the coffee table and she spotted it. She starts hysterically laughing then starts opening up the Ziploc bags realizes that it's oregano not weed.

God damn it!

Then she really starts spotting all the props and I realized I didn't do a good clean up like the bottle of vegetable oil behind a chair and empty bottles of oregano, goddamnit. I should have gotten stoned AFTER I set everything up.

Mutherfucker

I didn't notice that she made a phone call, aaaaaaand her mother shows up in the door and is about to scream because our kid is holding a bag of Coke. My kid does a few face lines and her mom gets hysterical!

My husband was asleep upstairs and he walks down, looks at the scene, takes the last few steps off the landing like a wounded Captain Kirk.

The look on his face.... He wanted to choke the shit out of me. His eyes survey the scene looks at my Daughters mother. They never met ..oops. I thought it was about to get nuts! 

He spots the props. Daughter starts laughing, introduction is made and we all almost peed laughing.

So here's the weirdest thing that happened, my daughter spots the real bag of weed and grabs the bomb and start packing it. We all didn't know what to say! She's 22 and an adult.

She grabs a lighter start ripping hits, I was fucking confused. I've never seen my daughter smoke weed right in front of me.  Lol did I just say right in front of me?  Lol!

I didn't know what to do so I just sat there saying ummmmm.

So as we decide to leave and part ways, and hands and stuff, daughter continues to get stoned and my husband didn't know what to do so he took his fat ass back upstairs.

I'm stoned right now, and I'm text to speeching this in Siri, So if they are typos I apologize, I don't know what I smoked but it was very strong. I'll post this in the morning when I wake up and realize what I did.
Oh yeah, you guys should try out this Aloe Vera juice that I am guzzling right now.

OK it's 27 minutes later and my daughter is gone. I'm still putting up the props and I realized my real weed is gone! She stole my weed! That's fucked up.


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Offlinehex_enduction
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Re: I set up a living room drug scene and tried to prank my daughter. Almost ended in disaster. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22339976 - 10/06/15 07:31 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Your family seems funny as fuck :lol:

I can't believe that ended well


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: I set up a living room drug scene and tried to prank my daughter. Almost ended in disaster. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22339984 - 10/06/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Macey Howard said:
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She calmly sits down on the couch and talks to me like I'm a victim or an addict or something. I was impressed! She was calm. I closed my eyes for a bit.

...
OK it's 27 minutes later and my daughter is gone. I'm still putting up the props and I realized my real weed is gone! She stole my weed! That's fucked up.




:pokerawe:

Sounds like a fun prank though.


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Re: I set up a living room drug scene and tried to prank my daughter. Almost ended in disaster. [Re: Tantrika]
    #22339996 - 10/06/15 07:41 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:hahthatsrich:


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Re: I set up a living room drug scene and tried to prank my daughter. Almost ended in disaster. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22340007 - 10/06/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

you probably just misplaced your weed while you were stoned. Sounds like you were pretty out of it :lol:


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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: I set up a living room drug scene and tried to prank my daughter. Almost ended in disaster. [Re: hex_enduction]
    #22340018 - 10/06/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks! I don't think I'm going to take that big of a risk again. It's one thing to be in control of the prank, but when things get real and you loose control and start getting scared at what you did, you know the prank has gone too far.

Her mother isn't returning my texts. We usually are pretty cool.
Ugh. I fucked things up because I've had the drug talk with my kid and I'm comfortable. She's too protective and hasn't had the talk.

My kid and I are closer in personality type.

Yeah, I can tell I fucked up because my husband slept waaaaay on the other side of the bed last night.

So I'm feeling guilty right now.


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Re: I set up a living room drug scene and tried to prank my daughter. Almost ended in disaster. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22340435 - 10/06/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Macey Howard said:
my daughter spots the real bag of weed and grabs the bomb and start packing it





why is your daughter a terrorist?
why did you build a bomb in the first place?


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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: I set up a living room drug scene and tried to prank my daughter. Almost ended in disaster. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22340483 - 10/06/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Macey Howard said:
my daughter spots the real bag of weed and grabs the bomb and start packing it





why is your daughter a terrorist?
why did you build a bomb in the first place?




You missed the part about me using SIRI and pardoning any typos that may have occurred. See, she's the terrorist.

Lol


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