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OfflineLoveNaborFuckHater
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It was a good night
    #22339896 - 10/06/15 06:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Friday was a pretty good night for me and I I thought I'd share with you. First off I ended my 5 month dry spell and was really happy about that. I threw a party on Friday and had sex with a girl that I've been becoming pretty good friends with and that was only my second time getting laid.

Problem is we were both really drunk and it took me over an hour to bust. Sometime during that the condom broke. I didn't realize this until after I came, without pulling out:facepalm3:. Then for the best news. She told me she had a birth control implant and I could feel it in her arm. Almost cried I was so happy cause it scared the fuck outta me when I realized the condom broke.

Edit: my nectar collector and gandalf pipe had also just come in that day so that was really exciting


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Edited by LoveNaborFuckHater (10/06/15 06:56 AM)


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: It was a good night [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #22339908 - 10/06/15 07:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like a fun time:thumbup:


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InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
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Re: It was a good night [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #22339911 - 10/06/15 07:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Thank god for birth control implants, otherwise you would have had to rough house with her at the top of some stairs.

Sounds like a fun night though, nothing wrong with lasting an hour, if you're doing it right I doubt she'd complain, I wish I could go that long without alcohol though :sad:


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OfflineLoveNaborFuckHater
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Re: It was a good night [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22339920 - 10/06/15 07:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
Thank god for birth control implants, otherwise you would have had to rough house with her at the top of some stairs.




:rofl:
At this point I'm just contemplating whether or not I need to keep wearing condoms with her. I feel like it would be the safer thing to do. She said she wanted to hangout again this week so it sounds like this might be an ongoing thing for me to look foward to


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Re: It was a good night [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #22339947 - 10/06/15 07:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:underage:


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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Re: It was a good night [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #22340010 - 10/06/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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LoveNaborFuckHater said:
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SirShroomsAlott said:
Thank god for birth control implants, otherwise you would have had to rough house with her at the top of some stairs.




:rofl:
At this point I'm just contemplating whether or not I need to keep wearing condoms with her.




Want to see some pictures of genitals with various venereal diseases? I actually kind of like posting them. After condomless sex you either have to get tested or wonder, possibly for years, if you are infected. You want to know how they test for the clap? You look that up.


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OfflineLoveNaborFuckHater
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Re: It was a good night [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22340105 - 10/06/15 08:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Infections are another reason I'm thinking I should keep wearing one


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