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Lembas bread
#2233981 - 01/10/04 09:38 PM (20 years, 22 days ago) |
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Ok, Lembas bread was from Middle earth and was made by the elves. Its really nice flat bread. A have too. Here : 3 eggs 1 cup honey (preferably wild honey) 1 tablespoon grated fresh nutmeg 2 tablespoon of orange juice 4 tablespoons of grated almonds 1 teaspoon of hempseed oil 1/4 cup fresh melted butter 2-1/4 cups semolina flour 1/2 teaspoon (sea) salt edit : I made a better recipe tonight. I made a few changes.
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this stuff is supposed to full you up with one bite? like the read thing?
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Yes it is very filling (even one bite), thats my own version of the recipe though. It works better.
Check it out : http://greenbooks.theonering.net/mo...r060102_01.html http://fan.theonering.net/writing/r...cey_lembas.html
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: Shroomism]
#2235851 - 01/11/04 11:30 PM (20 years, 21 days ago) |
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I even made it better tonight!
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I forgot to say that you have to make it in a griddle.
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like pancakes huh? I'm gonna try this in a few days
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does it make u stonger when its the only thing u eat? can u live on 1 bite a day for months!!? NO!?!? Its not lembas bread then!! But alas, a good recipie... thanks.
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I don't know..those ingredients all look pretty nutritious to me. almonds, honey, semolina, hemp oil.. all life sustaining things. I'm sure it would make you a lot stronger then eating nothing.. which is what its purpose is in the books. I think with a little tweaking and a few modifications it could be a complete bread just like in the books. I think adding a chopped or pulped fruit of some kind would be good, or adding a few grains and minerals that escapes my thought at the moment. edit: figs, oats, dates, and such.. would make a nice addition to this bread.
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: Shroomism]
#2239456 - 01/13/04 02:07 PM (20 years, 19 days ago) |
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I think I might add hemp seeds next. As the fruit of Mallron, I think pure orange juice would do great. Hemp seeds might have been the special nut that it always talk about in Lembas bread. I already did it with one table spoon of hempseed oil and it was awesome. Lemabs bread will make you full very quick. Not quite one bite, but nonetheless . (ps. They are very tasty, get the least pasteurized honey you can get. Like you can still see little bits of honey comb.) Use most primal ingredients as possible. A griddle iron is worth buying to make Lembas. A griddle iron has two sides of heat, like a waffle iron. I was amazed how good Lembas were, the Elvish people must of ate good 24/7. Its soooo easy to make I _highly_ recommend it .
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where does one obtain hemp oil?
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: Shroomism]
#2239557 - 01/13/04 02:40 PM (20 years, 19 days ago) |
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Hempseed oil can be bought in health food stores in gel capsules. I used the brand "Hempola". BTW I think I am also going to use hemp flour in a couple weeks. Ill update. But not before I experiement with hemp seed in Lembas.
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I bought them in capsules from a health food store. I dont know how they made the seeds into oil. But makes it alot better if you put 3 capsules of hempseed oil in the mixture. That recipe is %100 perfected, so anyone can have a chance to eat Lembas . This recipe turned out like in the book. Honey golden inside, sweet like golden Lembas, a slight nutty hint. With the hempseed oil just make everything more rich.
That made me think "why couldnt the nut in Lembas be hemp seeds". Sounds about right. They did use hemp for making rope and such. So why not use the wild hemp seeds you can buy at health or pet food stores. Grated ofcoarse. Put as much hemp seeds as nutmeg in the recipe.
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haha if you ate like 3-4 lembas breads you would get nutmeg-high, assuming the heat doesn't affect their potency.
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: Wysefool]
#2240774 - 01/14/04 01:55 AM (20 years, 19 days ago) |
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But a nutmeg high isn't worth the effort, considering saffrole taking a shot at your liver.
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#2240790 - 01/14/04 02:10 AM (20 years, 19 days ago) |
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Heat will null the nutmeg. I just use one table spoon per recipe of nutmeg.
That recipe can make two batches of Lembas. So you can hardly even taste nutmeg in the Lembas, just adds texture. Its treated like a spice.
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You should be able to buy bottled hemp seed oil, my mum had some a while back, much better for you than most oils too.
It may not be wise to use petshop hemp as it is now treated to stop people growing the seed, something that stops seed growing probably isn't a good idea for a recipe.
I gotta make me some of this bread, is there anyway to make a ghetto griddle iron?
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: Oook]
#2242615 - 01/14/04 07:50 PM (20 years, 18 days ago) |
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You can buy griddle irons cheap if you know the right places. Go to a pawn shop.
Ill make sure I get hemp seeds for food. Instead of pet store ones.
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You were right about the raw honey.. I got some unprocessed stuff that had a layer of chunks of honeycomb and pollen on top.. and it's all thick and oh so fucking good. couldn't find any hemp oil, but I'm gonna try again tommorow. did find hempseed flour though.
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: Shroomism]
#2251367 - 01/18/04 08:49 PM (20 years, 14 days ago) |
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how much for a few lbs of lembas bread? send me some!
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I haven't made any yet.. I still have to get some hemp oil and fresh nutmeg
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: Shroomism]
#2251831 - 01/19/04 01:03 AM (20 years, 14 days ago) |
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Remember to get Hempseed oil at the Health food store. It comes inside capsules.
Nutmeg is at the local Super Store or whatever.
Good work on the honey . It should turn out good.
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: Shroomism]
#2251839 - 01/19/04 01:06 AM (20 years, 14 days ago) |
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I would use semolina flour the first time making it.
Hempseed flour is untested and could end up a horrid mess. Or It could work great.
So remember to get semolina flour, they use it to make pasta.
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it sounds like a fancy, overcomplicated fried bread. it also sounds absolutely delicious .
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: canid]
#2256688 - 01/20/04 04:04 PM (20 years, 12 days ago) |
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Absolutely delicious indeed.
I love Lembas
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Anyone make it yet?
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no, but i'll buy it.
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ahhaaha thats crazy. How did that happen?
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I bet people who like tolkien and search this they will be think we are crazy. hahaaha its true hahaha. They be like "wtf is the shroomery", "bunch of motherfucking shroom heads". hehehehe http://www.google.ca/search?q=Lembas&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en&meta=
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alright I had a fuck of a time finding some hemp oil... I just ended up buying some online
but I got the fresh nutmeg, semolina, and more raw honey today.. I'll be making a batch next week
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tell me how it is.
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I am seriously addicted to Lembas, I must make two batches a week since a first made it. It says it makes men long for immortality and I think its true. Its like you died and went to heaven since first bite. I used olive oil margrine (sp??) and seemed to work out much more creamy. Also last nights batch had extra honey. Like a half a cup more then normal. I also used 6 1000 mg capsules. In this batch. YUMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmmMMMMMmmmmmMMMmmmmm,,,,, Im in love with Lembas .
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yum!
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theshiftingwalls could you tel me your recipe for lembas bread and how to make it so i can try it. Thanks.
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heh... looks like the first new member that found this thread on a google search
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heh yep but i still wanna know how to make good lembas
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do what he said and use a 2 sided iron griddle for the best stuff.
can i just cook it like a pancake? since i dont have a 2 sided griddle?
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yea but how do i make it whe ni click on the links it comes up as an error.
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Quote:
theshiftingwalls said: Ok, Lembas bread was from Middle earth and was made by the elves.
Its really nice flat bread. A have too.
Here :
3 eggs 1 cup honey (preferably wild honey) 1 tablespoon grated fresh nutmeg 2 tablespoon of orange juice 4 tablespoons of grated almonds 1 teaspoon of hempseed oil 1/4 cup fresh melted butter 2-1/4 cups semolina flour 1/2 teaspoon (sea) salt
edit : I made a better recipe tonight. I made a few changes.
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: automan]
#2277844 - 01/27/04 02:13 PM (20 years, 5 days ago) |
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yea i know but how do i make it not just the ingredients and when i click on those links it comes up an error.
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you fucker, oh, i just found out, he went on vacation to europe for 6 months, fuck, your on your own if your depending on him.
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dude when i click on it it wont show up and when i copy paste it on it works without the = at the end also which noe do i clikc on i want the way how to make it the way shiftingwall makes it cuz all other recipesi tried suck balls
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3 eggs 1 cup honey (preferably wild honey) 1 tablespoon grated fresh nutmeg 2 tablespoon of orange juice 4 tablespoons of grated almonds 1 teaspoon of hempseed oil 1/4 cup fresh melted butter 2-1/4 cups semolina flour 1/2 teaspoon (sea) salt
make like pancakes
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This just got pretty funny 
Just hold your horses people, as centrum said - shifting had to go on a little vacation.. but he should be back pretty soon and hopefully he'll decide to stick around 
Patience!
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: geokills]
#2296770 - 02/03/04 08:31 AM (19 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ya I just added unmelted olive oil margine instead of reg butter. With a 1 and half cups of honey. I used 6 1000mg capsules of hempseed oil. Thats all I changed. NOW SOMEONE MAKE IT its like the best food in the world so follow the other recipe and edit out the changes. Then you should be fine. Remember to use 2 table spoons of %100 pure orange juice.
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ya but besides the ingredients how do i mix it and bake it. if its on one of those links i cant go on it it comes up an error. so plz say how to make it thx.
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According to http://greenbooks.theonering.net/moonletters/recipes/files/r060102_01.html :
Lembas - submitted by Robin C. Poe What Tolkien says about Lembas -They contain honey -they are light-colored on the inside and light brown crust -they are thin and regular-shaped. This implies they were made on some kind of griddle iron. The closest modern equivalent is a Krumkake iron. I used a pizzelle iron
Some other things we can guess. They contain the fruit and maybe the flower-water of the Mallorn tree. I substituted oranges, although kumquats or a hand of Buddha fruit might be better. They probably had some kind of finely ground light-colored nut in them. I used almonds. They contained some kind of nourishing flour. I used semolina flour, which is a more primitive flour, and also more nourishing. Galadriel probably used some kind of grinder to refine the ingredients. I used a blender.
The recipe: 3 eggs 1 cup honey (preferably wild honey) 1 tablespoon grated orange peel or three kumquats or one large finger of a hand of Buddha. 2 teaspoons orange flower water (optional) 3 oz blanched almonds 1/4 cup melted butter 2-1/4 cups semolina flour 1/2 teaspoon salt
Place eggs, honey, orange peel or other fruit, orange flower water, and almonds in blender. Blend on high for 3 minutes. Add 1 cup of the flour. Blend for 1 minute. Scrape into a bowl and add remaining flour and salt. Whisk or stir until well blended. Bake lembas on a pizzelle or krumkake iron 15 seconds each or until lightly brown. You may substitute a waffle iron but add a teaspoon of baking powder. The texture will not be quite accurate in a waffle iron.
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Re: Lembas bread [Re: Anno]
#2301325 - 02/04/04 02:48 PM (19 years, 11 months ago) |
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Thank you Anno.
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Shroomism you make Lembas yet?
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Bumpity bump. Someone has to try this.
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