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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: nice1returns]
    #22339835 - 10/06/15 06:28 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I would eat a girl's asshole but only in/after the shower after I had thoroughly washed it myself and only if dat ass was A+ material

Not tryna get poop on my lips and what not


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22339854 - 10/06/15 06:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This ain't a new one.  I've heard some wild stories about crazy sluts at Steely Dan concerts.  :derfase:


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22340048 - 10/06/15 08:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yea I spose, same goes for vag really an unclean one is straight sushi,  bad memories


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: nice1returns] * 1
    #22340051 - 10/06/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You must have had some bad sushi my friend


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22340057 - 10/06/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I knew this was about TW before opening the thread.

I personally don't se what the big deal is.

I've seen SO MUCH worse at festivals. Like so much worse. It's to be expected.

And if you're at all surprised by this it's obvious you've never been a part of the scene.

Keep in mind I'm not justifying their actions, just saying it's incredibly commonplace.


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22340139 - 10/06/15 08:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Im watching some day time property relocation programs and theres more ass sniffing than these folks at the rave, wtf is going on am I insane or is it everyone else, I never cease to be surprised by the people in this world

Saras clearly watched many a A hole sniffer


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: SynKyd]
    #22340148 - 10/06/15 08:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:uhhnothanks:

I'd never personally eat an ass, but if it's clean I don't necessarily see it as "bad" that other people do it.

No way that ass was clean though. That's just vomit worthy.


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22340158 - 10/06/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I mean that ass wasn't even that nice honestly

If I'm gonna eat an ass it's gotta be one delicious looking ass


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: SynKyd]
    #22340171 - 10/06/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: nice1returns]
    #22340204 - 10/06/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

nice1returns said:
Saras clearly watched many a A hole sniffer



:lol:


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #22340213 - 10/06/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
I mean that ass wasn't even that nice honestly

If I'm gonna eat an ass it's gotta be one delicious looking ass



Generally for me, I like to take a shower and bathe the person I will be eating out
I wouldn't eat ass without a nice shower :argh:


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: SunnyD] * 1
    #22340223 - 10/06/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I don't mind it. Assholes are spicy like a mild jalepeno, with just a tinge of Serrano on the back end.


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: ManianFH]
    #22340255 - 10/06/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well a freshly washed butt would be one thing but a muddy festival butt in your face is just asking for pink eye.

I think he was getting at the mushy from the backside though and was just availing of the butt fragrance up his nose.


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: SARAtonin]
    #22340293 - 10/06/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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SARAtonin said:
I've seen SO MUCH worse at festivals. Like so much worse. It's to be expected.






pics or it didnt happen


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22340325 - 10/06/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Pffff you think I have battery life at festivals to take picture of such things think again.
Unless they have charging lockers it's dead by day two because I used all my battery playing music in my campsite.


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: SARAtonin] * 3
    #22340334 - 10/06/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Take a clear picture of yourself right now next to Lilith holding a hand-written sign that says "Hi, I am SARAtonin and I am a real human being"

I bet you won't do it


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: SynKyd]
    #22340366 - 10/06/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I don't see the big deal, I say good for them.

I didn't get the big deal over the slane girl either.


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: SARAtonin]
    #22340369 - 10/06/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

SARAtonin said:
Pffff you think I have battery life at festivals to take picture of such things think again.
Unless they have charging lockers it's dead by day two because I used all my battery playing music in my campsite.





why they hell are you playing music at a music festival, do the bands suck that badly?


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22340395 - 10/06/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

what goes down worse then tossing salad at festivals?
been to a few
saw bunch of hippies getting down making out and shit that was about it


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Re: Ass eating in public [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22340411 - 10/06/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If only someone was eating a hot fudge sunday next to them.


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