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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


Registered: 01/08/13
Posts: 5,436
Loc: US
Last seen: 3 years, 1 month
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Haircuts
#22337104 - 10/05/15 02:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hate getting my hair cut. Not because it's unpleasant, but because the hairdressers can't understand simple requests like "Just take a few inches off" because they're too busy wondering what random celebrity haircut I want.
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Shroomslip
Architekt



Registered: 11/25/12
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I cut my own hair. I hate having to go get it done. I'm not a very open/social person to people I don't know, so I just sit there in awkward silence while they cut my hair. They always try to make small talk but only get simple 1 or 2 word answers from me, then it gets more awkward.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Matt87

Registered: 01/03/15
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Loc: Tennessee
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Looks up the best barber shop in your city. Show them a picture of you or someone else with the hair you want.
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HardTrippin
The Ambivalent



Registered: 11/05/09
Posts: 1,303
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
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Re: Haircuts [Re: Matt87]
#22337135 - 10/05/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I decided I'm only gonna book appointments with the guy who owns the place I go to because his employees are incompetent. Find out who is good and only book appointments (don't just walk in for a haircut).
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



Registered: 04/05/13
Posts: 9,997
Loc: God's Flat Green Earth
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I used to be like you. Just shave your head man. It's way more liberating and you save yourself 20 bucks.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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ChasingBliss
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Registered: 11/23/13
Posts: 4,759
Loc: Los Santos
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The worst thing about haircuts is making small-talk with the barber.
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Faustoid
समन



Registered: 03/05/13
Posts: 1,095
Loc: Elsewhere
Last seen: 6 months, 17 days
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I buzz my own hair and my son's hair. That way I save money, and only have myself to blame for a shit haircut.
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


Registered: 01/08/13
Posts: 5,436
Loc: US
Last seen: 3 years, 1 month
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Quote:
Shiithead said: I used to be like you. Just shave your head man. It's way more liberating and you save yourself 20 bucks.
I'll just learn to cut it. I'm male, but my hair has been a foot or longer since I was like 12. I find that doing something myself if I need it done causes the fewest problems. Once I get my paychecks I'll have to buy some mirrors, grooming equipment, and quality scissors.
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Shroomslip
Architekt



Registered: 11/25/12
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It's kinda hard to give yourself a shit haircut though.. At least for me it is. It's all done with guards, to get a really clean cut I start out just slightly longer than I intend to cut off the majority, then go back over it with the size I want. Comes out completely even/clean. Even guards for the ears and shit. Only thing I need help with is the back of my neck and that just takes my wife about 20 seconds to do.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Adolin




Registered: 06/28/11
Posts: 8,292
Loc: USA
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
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I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
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Bigjonbrews
Beer monger

Registered: 04/07/14
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Last seen: 1 year, 7 months
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Re: Haircuts [Re: Adolin]
#22337250 - 10/05/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ha I make my sister cut it.
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Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
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I haven't had my hair cut in about 10 years. 
I've been considering it recently though.
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



Registered: 04/05/13
Posts: 9,997
Loc: God's Flat Green Earth
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Re: Haircuts [Re: Adolin]
#22337371 - 10/05/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bullshit I have never been more aware bald/short hair.
I have had long hair for the longest time and have picked up a lot of unneeded frequencies. Bald/short hair is the way to go.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Atreyu
Never Ending


Registered: 03/18/14
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Barber, go to a Real barber.
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins



Registered: 05/29/13
Posts: 6,876
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Re: Haircuts [Re: Atreyu]
#22337396 - 10/05/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've always had my friends do it. They do a better job than hair dressers. Right now I use a friend of mine and give him $10-$15 for it. I just get a pretty simple 2-3 fade. I obviously don't let just any friends do it, only the ones who are good enough to cut their own hair really well too and already own the buzzer.
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