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Invisiblephilopian_tube
Registered: 08/24/13
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I never pull out
    #22335264 - 10/04/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It just feels too good, especially raw dog.

Anyone else?


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: I never pull out [Re: philopian_tube]
    #22335268 - 10/04/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Good way to end up with kids, which I aint to keen on. So in other words all the time.


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InvisibleAmanita86
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Re: I never pull out [Re: philopian_tube] * 6
    #22335284 - 10/04/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I never pull out, because the anus can't get pregnant...amirite, amirite¿ :gayflag:


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Invisiblephilopian_tube
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Re: I never pull out [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #22335285 - 10/04/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Honestly, the thought of a pregnancy scare is what makes it that much hotter. Depending on how hot the girl is determines if I stay to help raise the little termite or just bail.


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: I never pull out [Re: philopian_tube]
    #22335299 - 10/04/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

philopian_tube said:
or just bail.





:awewtf:


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InvisibleEllisDSox
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Re: I never pull out [Re: philopian_tube] * 1
    #22335369 - 10/05/15 12:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I spit chewing gum in their hair then run away and ejaculate in the hallway on my way out.


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Offlinetheonlysun81
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Re: I never pull out [Re: philopian_tube]
    #22335978 - 10/05/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

philopian_tube said:
Honestly, the thought of a pregnancy scare is what makes it that much hotter. Depending on how hot the girl is determines if I stay to help raise the little termite or just bail.



i like how you operate


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Invisiblebasqueshaman
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Re: I never pull out [Re: theonlysun81]
    #22337402 - 10/05/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Guilty also


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InvisibleThe Doobie Dude


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Re: I never pull out [Re: basqueshaman]
    #22339382 - 10/06/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

if they are on birth control you better believe I nut inside them.

otherwise not


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Re: I never pull out [Re: philopian_tube]
    #22342561 - 10/06/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

philopian_tube said:
Honestly, the thought of a pregnancy scare is what makes it that much hotter. Depending on how hot the girl is determines if I stay to help raise the little termite or just bail.



:ban:


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Re: I never pull out [Re: Sheekle]
    #22343503 - 10/06/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: I never pull out [Re: Sheekle]
    #22343696 - 10/07/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

philopian_tube said:
Honestly, the thought of a pregnancy scare is what makes it that much hotter. Depending on how hot the girl is determines if I stay to help raise the little termite or just bail.



:ban:



Agree -- obvious troll account is obvious


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Re: I never pull out [Re: empty space]
    #22344361 - 10/07/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My gf is on birth control so I don't ever pull out :lol: We've already agreed we wouldn't be fit parents and to split an abortion if it ever does happen though. Seems like the most logical thing to do :shrug:


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Re: I never pull out [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22350076 - 10/08/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Oh how many plan-b I've had to buy...


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Re: I never pull out [Re: Black_Sunset] * 2
    #22350807 - 10/08/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm like the polar opposite of you, in a way. I pretty much only raw dog (Don't fuck around with straight sluts. STD's are scarier to me than pregnancy) and mess around with smart chicks. They themselves not trying to trap anybody.  I nut inside mouths or on their belly/back.

I really don't agree with the whole idea of abortion but if I'm not dating a chick and she seems like the type to try to trap, which I wouldn't mess with anyways, I'm getting a paternity test.


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OfflineChakra Shock
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Re: I never pull out [Re: philopian_tube] * 1
    #22357048 - 10/09/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

noo... no no no.... this is not a good thing that you do. It might feel good, but she has to go through nine months of pregnancy and giving birth, and then there's another human being!!! That's playing with the crucible of life for your penile pleasure. What say thee, has thine own chivalry gone to ashes?


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: I never pull out [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22357096 - 10/09/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Good way to end up with kids, which I aint to keen on. So in other words all the time.




Thats what the b-hole is for bro. Can't pop out babies from there. Natures contraceptive.


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InvisibleCosmic_Flame
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Re: I never pull out [Re: Mescalean]
    #22357124 - 10/09/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

not completely true, cum can leak into vag


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Anonymous #1

Re: I never pull out [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #22357145 - 10/09/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That's ewy.


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: I never pull out [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22357182 - 10/10/15 12:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
That's ewy.




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