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OfflineStarstepper
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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: vandago]
    #23356994 - 06/18/16 06:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Lebron did the same exact thing Draymond did when Lebron played against the Bulls when Noah tried to step over him. Lol


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: Starstepper]
    #23359897 - 06/19/16 05:04 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It's a game with historic implications.


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23360034 - 06/19/16 07:08 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

As much as I'm not a fan, I can see the point that Lebron could get the MVP even if they lose


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: Brian Jones]
    #23361358 - 06/19/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Time to drink to who? 5 point favorites or the dog? :hmm:


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: timelapses]
    #23361650 - 06/19/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Time to drink to who? 5 point favorites or the dog? :hmm:




Take the fucking points.


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: Starstepper]
    #23362032 - 06/19/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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That's good you think that.  It definitely will annoy you even more when the Cavs get fuckin torched at Oracle and the Cavs are the ones doing the whining. I can't wait.



Lolololololololol


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23362044 - 06/19/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Who woulda thunk it?  LeBron is vindicated. :thumbup:


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: Patlal]
    #23362155 - 06/19/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Ran-D said:
Lebron is the whiniest faggot ever and I can't wait until he gets embarrassed Sunday. That being said, I'm stoked this went to 7 games because it should be exciting as fuck.


LEBRON IS A FUCKING BOTTY BOY!!!




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Golden State are the new champions of the world!




You must not watch basketball much.




Nope. But enough to know that when a record breaking regular season team takes a 2-0 lead in a series, the odds of them losing are ridiculously slim. You think LeBron can steal 4 games in the next 5?






Lebron is so obviously the GOAT

:burke:

WTF happened to GS?  They literally just lost a playoff series to a team from Cleveland. Doesn’t get much worse than that.


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: elax420]
    #23362428 - 06/20/16 12:10 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It was the night before jail and all through the state,
Every dad got what he wanted a championship and a steak,
There jaws were hung from their faces covered with hair,
a big bushy beard a rootin in a bar chair.

The children were wrestling with hats on their heads,
While steve curry was crying and towel whipped til bed,
All the mamas would queef, and take a big crap,
For soon the cock would fill up both of their gaps.

When out in the streets cops windows did shatter,
And dumpsters were burning and blood it did splatter,
Bricks through windows thrown like a flash
Just destruction, no one took any cash.

The moon almost full, while the hookers did blow,
The solstice tomorrow was coming on slow,
The customers paid extra to go for the rear,
For the cavs won tonight, meaning the apocalypse was near.

Gone ass to mouth, women slobbed on the dick,
They didn't know their fathers, they were absent pricks.
More rapid than eagles with coursers they came,
As they whistled and shouted and forgot their wives name.

"Now dash out you dancer! Put pants on you vixen!"
"I've got to get home before my wife starts a bitchin!"
"Swallow this splurge and clean off my balls!"
"Now dash away! Dash away! DASH AWAY ALL!"

As dry breaths from the wild cocaine that fly,
They must get home for the obstacle of fucking while high,
So up to their house cursing they flew,
"How will I keep it up when I already blew?"

Their eyes a twinkling, a sneeze with a poof,
Some cologne and a cigar to cover the truth,
As they drew in their head, the love they just found,
Cleveland hadn't won since hitler was around.

He dressed well the fuhrer, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot,
A bundle of boys all hung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes how they twinkled! His dimples all merry!
His cheeks were like roses, and his stache a bit scary,
his droll little mouth also covered in blow,
no beard on his chin he was white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe held tight in his teeth,
Meth smoke did encircle his head like a wreath,
He had a broad face, and the jews were all smelly,
They shook when he laughed, and only ate jelly.

He wasn't chubby nor plump, but slim tight and stealth,
We all cheered when he pulled the trigger and shot himself!
A wink of his eye, and a twist of his head!!!
"We won the fucking war!!! the bastard is dead!!!"

He spoke not a word, and went straight to his pork,
On the plate right in front of him, man what a jerk.
and laying a bullet inside of his nose,
One hell of a nod, as the cheers they all rose.

He laid in his blood, from the shot of that pistol,
His team went on down, like the warriors with a missile,
But we heard him exclaim, before he bleed out that night,
"Wait for the solstice to fall, if the cavs win I'll be back on that night!"


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: vandago]
    #23362436 - 06/20/16 12:14 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I got a boner :derfase:


if thats original good job man :claps:


(god damn i wish my girl let me hit it from the rear)


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: elax420]
    #23362507 - 06/20/16 12:43 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

73 Wins

Don't mean a thing because they ain't got no ring


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You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: TheFakeSunRa] * 1
    #23362580 - 06/20/16 01:15 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I loved how his wife starting crying about it being rigged.


A man kicks another man in the balls
Gets suspending

OMG they are rigging it!!!


Curry is a lil bitch ass crybaby that can't take an L like a man. No wonder why he likes the panthers


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23363609 - 06/20/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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73 Wins

Don't mean a thing because they ain't got no ring




You called it you fucker! haha

Congrats CLE fans. When Lebron pinned that fast break layup against the backboard I knew we were fucked.

Shit hurts. 3-1 lose 2nd best player to 1 game suspension. Lose starting center for the rest of series. Then proceed to get ass fucked by Lebron and Irving. Irving deserves just as much respect too. He played out of his mind once he smelled blood in the water. Only way to cope is to be happy that other people are happy. Oh ya and there is always pussy to look forward to. Schwinggg!


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: Patlal]
    #23363656 - 06/20/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Ran-D said:
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Patlal said:
Golden State are the new champions of the world!




You must not watch basketball much.




Nope. But enough to know that when a record breaking regular season team takes a 2-0 lead in a series, the odds of them losing are ridiculously slim. You think LeBron can steal 4 games in the next 5?





My bad....


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: Patlal]
    #23363663 - 06/20/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

The odds were ridiculously slim.


I think just about everyone in America thought this was GS' year


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: elax420]
    #23364307 - 06/20/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You don't play to win the fucking regular season.


So does LeBron bail on Cleveland?

Lakers?


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23364312 - 06/20/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Hell no. I think they trade Klove, get rid of shumpert,  and go for Blake Griffin or another big name like Durant.


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23364486 - 06/20/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I predict LeBron rolls


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23364963 - 06/20/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

not impressed by the Cavs...  but oh well.  i guess you can't set the single season wins record AND win the title in the same year


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Re: NBA 2015-2016 [Re: bass head]
    #23365255 - 06/20/16 10:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Ya lebron could leave now and no one would hate him. I don't even think he would fix the lakers though...

I bet he goes back to Miami. If he wouldn't have left he would have another ring. Last year he outplayed all of GS single handedly


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