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Patlal
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So how many people did you bang in your lifetime?
#22333645 - 10/04/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.
So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!
So what's your score?
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#22333709 - 10/04/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Sun King] 3
#22333819 - 10/04/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ive banged 5 or 6 people
But ive been in a relationship the past 6 years and im 22 so there wasnt really much opprotunity
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: JvF] 5
#22333828 - 10/04/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Two
Then again I've never been one to chase tail so that's probably why
If I have sex with a girl I do it because I want to form an intimate bond with her, not so I can have bragging rights
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Sun King] 1
#22333870 - 10/04/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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10. I tend to be in long term relationships that I don't cheat in but there have been interstitial dalliances
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: zappaisgod] 4
#22333884 - 10/04/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Your thread title is "So how many people did you bang in your lifetime?"
I mean the way you worded that made me laugh I had to say something....hahaha are we all dead already or something?
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22333885 - 10/04/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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~3.5 billion
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: clock_of_omens]
#22333888 - 10/04/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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oh and 2
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22333892 - 10/04/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#22333895 - 10/04/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Somewhere in the teens. I'm 30 though, and don't really see the point in counting. I've only had 4 partners worth remembering, the few that I have shared special life experiences with are the ones worth counting...
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Mojo]
#22333941 - 10/04/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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12. I'm a serious relationship guy who went through a short phase of unbridled horn-doggery. Only about 3 or 4 I wouldn't take back.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22333958 - 10/04/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.
So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!
So what's your score?
I'd estimate in the thousands. Yes, I'm gay.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CosmicJoke]
#22334093 - 10/04/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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CosmicJoke said:
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Patlal said: My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.
So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!
So what's your score?
I'd estimate in the thousands. Yes, I'm gay.
For real?
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CosmicJoke]
#22334100 - 10/04/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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a handful
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22334124 - 10/04/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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im a virgin
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CosmicJoke]
#22334325 - 10/04/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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CosmicJoke said:
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Patlal said: My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.
So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!
So what's your score?
I'd estimate in the thousands. Yes, I'm gay.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22334343 - 10/04/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said:
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CosmicJoke said:
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Patlal said: My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.
So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!
So what's your score?
I'd estimate in the thousands. Yes, I'm gay.

^lmao.
15 here
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22334366 - 10/04/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said: Two
Then again I've never been one to chase tail so that's probably why
Same, two.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22334407 - 10/04/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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50+
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Shroomism]
#22334462 - 10/04/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22334475 - 10/04/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Depends on what you mean by banging. If we're just talking penetration only as counting, then I think 6. If you mean sexual stuff in general (handjobs, blowjobs etc) I think around 12.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: 1234go]
#22334485 - 10/04/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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1234go said:
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OhMrJohnson said: Two
Then again I've never been one to chase tail so that's probably why
Same, two.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22334611 - 10/04/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I lost count
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: D.M.T]
#22334630 - 10/04/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: zZZz] 1
#22334635 - 10/04/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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zZZz said: im a virgin
go on backpage and get a whore dude
I was in the same boat. Heard all sorts of crap like "you'll regret it later" or "your first time should be with someone special." Fuck that shit, one of the better decisions I've made.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: philopian_tube]
#22334983 - 10/04/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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D.M.T said: I lost count
same
Is that you in your sig? If so, I can see why.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#22334990 - 10/04/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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If that was him in his sig he would be swimming in pussy lol
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: FruitOfLife]
#22335000 - 10/04/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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He'd also be swimming in money. That's Rob Gronkowski, tight end for the New England Patriots football team.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22335032 - 10/04/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said:
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zZZz said: im a virgin
go on backpage and get a whore dude
I was in the same boat. Heard all sorts of crap like "you'll regret it later" or "your first time should be with someone special." Fuck that shit, one of the better decisions I've made.
that pussy way overpriced
before 21 all i had to do was get beer after that jus know a friend and bam you'll be in won't have to spend a cent
Im at 3 now lol should be 5 kind of just want someone to hang out with that won't make me judge myself if she breaks out
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: D.M.T]
#22335060 - 10/04/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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D.M.T said: He'd also be swimming in money. That's Rob Gronkowski, tight end for the New England Patriots football team.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22335076 - 10/04/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.
So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!
So what's your score?
Off the top of my head I can count 14 different girls. but I have hooked up with, fingered, received head..etc with a lot of others
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22335165 - 10/04/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime?
all of them
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: D.M.T]
#22335179 - 10/04/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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D.M.T said: He'd also be swimming in money. That's Rob Gronkowski, tight end for the New England Patriots football team.
(there are way too many reaction grems now holy shit)
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22335189 - 10/04/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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8, if you include the first one who was like "ow ow ow stop" after just the tip
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22335223 - 10/04/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Depends on what you mean by banging. If we're just talking penetration only as counting, then I think 6. If you mean sexual stuff in general (handjobs, blowjobs etc) I think around 12.
I would say around this for both. If you count head as sex then IDK
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CosmicJoke]
#22335240 - 10/04/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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CosmicJoke said:
Quote:
Patlal said: My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.
So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!
So what's your score?
I'd estimate in the thousands. Yes, I'm gay.
Doesn't anal sex hurt a shitton? I cant imagine taking it anally even once. Sounds prfoundly unpleasant. I could imagine head, kissing, or other things with a guy (im straight)
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
#22335256 - 10/04/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I never pull out, it feels too good
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ballsalsa]
#22335302 - 10/04/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: 8, if you include the first one who was like "ow ow ow stop" after just the tip
That happened to me my first time. 
I haven't really tried counting in the last few years. I'd guess around ten.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22335315 - 10/04/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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un amant
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: pachoo] 3
#22335345 - 10/05/15 12:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is there a reason the OP limited the thread to people, this is the shroomery afterall
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22335352 - 10/05/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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In the range of 5-10 excluding trent
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: philopian_tube]
#22335374 - 10/05/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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philopian_tube said: I never pull out, it feels too good
You made a whole thread about that already. You're abusing a highly serious forum with important political topics like lying about how many people you've fucked. You're a TROLL.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: EllisDSox]
#22335407 - 10/05/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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philopian_tube said: I never pull out, it feels too good
You made a whole thread about that already. You're abusing a highly serious forum with important political topics like lying about how many people you've fucked. You're a TROLL.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: philopian_tube]
#22335412 - 10/05/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do hands count? If yes 2
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
#22335440 - 10/05/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This thread makes me feel better
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: nice1returns]
#22335492 - 10/05/15 02:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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At a ripe young age of 21 I am currently at 42.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22335499 - 10/05/15 02:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Somewhere between 20 and 25 people. I can't even remember them all now but I remember counting before and being in the low twenties, only to remember someone I left out later.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22335510 - 10/05/15 02:28 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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2...wooooo.... both long term relationships
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Milofski]
#22335526 - 10/05/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Stopped counting after 1 xD
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22335528 - 10/05/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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7, but I'm 24. That's not a lifetime.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: TopPmz]
#22335580 - 10/05/15 03:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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waiting for someone to come here and say 75 to blow our heads off
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: philopian_tube]
#22335622 - 10/05/15 04:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22335664 - 10/05/15 04:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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ive banged this many times
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Patlal said: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime?
2 if you include men
ay prissy I didn't know you swung that way 
You's a pimp 2
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: qman]
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Patlal said: My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.
So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!
So what's your score?
I'd estimate in the thousands. Yes, I'm gay.
For real?
Yah man, I didn't get laid until I was 21yo and I think I was making it up overtime.... I dunno first got laid at festivals a few times, then when I graduated from college I fucked my way across the USA... Every bar I hit on the hottest guys, if they weren't interested I moved right along to the next... And then the Internet, I would hit on only the hottest guys man, and if they are bored and aren't getting attention you better believe they are sending you over... Then big orgies, slings, leather runs, I don't think I'd have seen half the world that I have if it wasn't for sexy lovers letting me come stay with them for a week or so... Being gay is just different heh.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CosmicJoke]
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I would say somewhere in the teens, only a handful were super memorable though.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: BobaJones]
#22337086 - 10/05/15 02:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Take a wild guess
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: philopian_tube]
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Not enough! Seriously only had 12 I didn't pay
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CosmicJoke]
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Patlal said: My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.
So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!
So what's your score?
I'd estimate in the thousands. Yes, I'm gay.
For real?
Yah man, I didn't get laid until I was 21yo and I think I was making it up overtime.... I dunno first got laid at festivals a few times, then when I graduated from college I fucked my way across the USA... Every bar I hit on the hottest guys, if they weren't interested I moved right along to the next... And then the Internet, I would hit on only the hottest guys man, and if they are bored and aren't getting attention you better believe they are sending you over... Then big orgies, slings, leather runs, I don't think I'd have seen half the world that I have if it wasn't for sexy lovers letting me come stay with them for a week or so... Being gay is just different heh.
Can you answer me? Does your anus even function normally? Im a straight male and I would consider hooking up with a dude. But anal sex just scares me. Sounds bloody and painful
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
#22338074 - 10/05/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Find one with a skinny dick
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22338098 - 10/05/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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But thats the other extreme...thick tall dick is the fun part!
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
#22338411 - 10/05/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gentle anal > violent pounding smashing
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Hobozen]
#22338492 - 10/05/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I guess I would never really know...Anal as a concept sounds uncomfortable. I would be down to deliver, just not take
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
#22338534 - 10/05/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gods I'm not even sure. And what are the criteria for "banging". Are we discussing purely penetrative sex? Or are we including everything else as well. And how are orgies to be scored?
If it's just single couplings that include penetration then I'm easily over 20, probably closer to 30. If we include non penetrative sexual activity then it's probably closer to 50. And that's not even touching the mess that orgies may make of these statistics.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
#22338558 - 10/05/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I SHOULD have fucked over 50 girls by now...but since im pussy and fear rejection and also hate lying to woman just get them in the sack..i only have 14 or so.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22338591 - 10/05/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: I SHOULD have fucked over 50 girls by now...but since im pussy and fear rejection and also hate lying to woman just get them in the sack..i only have 14 or so.
See there's your problem. You feel that you have to lie to get anywhere. Most women prefer honesty, and frankly don't have standards NEARLY as high as most men assume. Just be honest and interesting and you won have much difficulty. If you don't think you are interesting enough. Then change that.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Lucis]
#22338783 - 10/05/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I guess I've only banged 12 people. Looking back, most of the sex happened with just a few different partners I had.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
#22338967 - 10/05/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: I SHOULD have fucked over 50 girls by now...but since im pussy and fear rejection and also hate lying to woman just get them in the sack..i only have 14 or so.
See there's your problem. You feel that you have to lie to get anywhere. Most women prefer honesty, and frankly don't have standards NEARLY as high as most men assume. Just be honest and interesting and you won have much difficulty. If you don't think you are interesting enough. Then change that.
Well I just see how guys get laid around here and when I as growing up...and it seemed like they always had to lie and put on a fake persona to get laid. They always had to say they loved these woman and they would pretend cry on the phone and "spill their guts out" to make it all seem legit. Things like that I could never do.
If I told a girl "you know, your a very cool girl and really beautiful, but honestly I just want a cool friend to have sex with" then It would get me nowhere.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said: I SHOULD have fucked over 50 girls by now...but since im pussy and fear rejection and also hate lying to woman just get them in the sack..i only have 14 or so.
See there's your problem. You feel that you have to lie to get anywhere. Most women prefer honesty, and frankly don't have standards NEARLY as high as most men assume. Just be honest and interesting and you won have much difficulty. If you don't think you are interesting enough. Then change that.
Well I just see how guys get laid around here and when I as growing up...and it seemed like they always had to lie and put on a fake persona to get laid. They always had to say they loved these woman and they would pretend cry on the phone and "spill their guts out" to make it all seem legit. Things like that I could never do.
If I told a girl "you know, your a very cool girl and really beautiful, but honestly I just want a cool friend to have sex with" then It would get me nowhere.
Bullshit. I use pretty much that exact same line all the time and it's rarely ever failed. When it has they where simply looking for something different than I was and so we both found someone else and tried again.
There are many women out there who are looking for casual fun. And that line you said wouldnt work is exactly how you find them. Since those same women are the ones who would likely turn down someone claiming to want anything more.
And if the particular one your talking too doesn't want that. You just saved both of you a whole bunch of time skipping past the bullshit and straight to the "we're looking for different things" part.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
#22339162 - 10/05/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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hes lying
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22339169 - 10/05/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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So what's your score?
5,098,876
and its called your "magic number" not score
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22339172 - 10/05/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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@25 y.o.
Doesnt even bother me any more.
Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339174 - 10/05/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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how can u knock it if u never tried it
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22339175 - 10/05/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ive never tried rolling around in razor wire but im sure thats no fun
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No one talks highly of rolling around in razor wire. Pretty much damn near everyone loves sex. So like you just goofed on that one.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22339187 - 10/05/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The flaw of the how can you knock it if you havent tried it saying still remains.
Imo, of course
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339192 - 10/05/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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protip: if you signal to the ladies that you are interested in sexual relations with them, some of them will respond by offering you sexual relations
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339193 - 10/05/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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uhhh like no lol
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339201 - 10/05/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: If I told a girl "you know, your a very cool girl and really beautiful, but honestly I just want a cool friend to have sex with" then It would get me nowhere.
some gilrs wanna fuck everyone, some wanna fuck everyone but you. they're no different than guys when it comes to sex
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339203 - 10/05/15 11:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
it is. it's just sex. getting hit in the head with a hammer is comparable to sex
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22339205 - 10/05/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
it is. it's just sex. getting hit in the head with a hammer is comparable to sex
haha Idk about this. But having sex with mulitple women isn't really worth the work IMO. Its a distraction. Finding a quality woman is worth much more. And I say this as someone who is chasing multiple women atm haha
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339208 - 10/05/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Ive never tried rolling around in razor wire but im sure thats no fun
dont knock it until you try it... first tho... try calling it concertina wire, it likes that shit
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Duly noted.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Bill_Oreilly said: If I told a girl "you know, your a very cool girl and really beautiful, but honestly I just want a cool friend to have sex with" then It would get me nowhere.
they're no different than guys when it comes to sex
That couldn't be further from the truth.
Of course girls like sex...but in NO WAY are they just like men.
ever wonder why guys outnumber girls on dating sites? ever see a girl come on the shroomery asking for dick-pics?
the only thing that keeps a mans dick in his pants at all is because girls don't give it up half as easy as guys do.
sorry pris, but youre just flat out wrong with that one.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
it is. it's just sex. getting hit in the head with a hammer is comparable to sex
haha Idk about this. But having sex with mulitple women isn't really worth the work IMO. Its a distraction. Finding a quality woman is worth much more. And I say this as someone who is chasing multiple women atm haha
hitting yourself with a hammer is a distraction, it's not worth the effort and a hammer isnt going to care if you're getting hit by other hammers, plus they wont call and bug you for weeks afterward
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22339215 - 10/05/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
it is. it's just sex. getting hit in the head with a hammer is comparable to sex
you say that only cause you havent had sex with me
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said: If I told a girl "you know, your a very cool girl and really beautiful, but honestly I just want a cool friend to have sex with" then It would get me nowhere.
they're no different than guys when it comes to sex
That couldn't be further from the truth.
Of course girls like sex...but in NO WAY are they just like men.
have you ever actually talked to a girl?
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because women dont have to work for it, all they have to do is be there
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sorry pris, but youre just flat out wrong with that one.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22339220 - 10/05/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't know OP but once it finally happens it's gonna be a lot!
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: sprinkles]
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
it is. it's just sex. getting hit in the head with a hammer is comparable to sex
you say that only cause you havent had sex with me
you have a hammer dont you.
your tricks wont work, I'm way out of your league
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339226 - 10/05/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i feel ur upset about something
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22339232 - 10/05/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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you are wrong. guys need to bust nuts..its something that we pretty much NEED while girls never skip class to go finger themselves in the bathroom like a guy would ti jack off in highschool 
I don't know the girls you fuck with pris, but they don't have dicks...
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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Yes, the lack of sexual attention i Receive.
Dont go to class tommorow if your in the north west.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339239 - 10/05/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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bill the fact you skipped class to jerk off in high school is sad and pathetic
i just consider you white noise at this point
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
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Apostle said: Pris is always wrong, no need to apologize
you're right, it's just me that they want to fuck, that makes it seem like they're worse than guys
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
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Apostle said: Pris is always wrong, no need to apologize
He has been wrong a lot lately, hasn't he?
his inner-need to disagree with people just for sake of argument is finally catching up to him.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
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Apostle said: Yes, the lack of sexual attention i Receive.
Dont go to class tommorow if your in the north west.
thats straight up fucked up man like for real
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339250 - 10/05/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
In a way, it is. But in a way, it isn't. Casual sex that is purely physical is often overrated. But passionate sex is the bees knees. I wasn't really hooked until I fell madly in love. But careful, that shit hurts. Try not to get jaded.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22339255 - 10/05/15 11:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've banged 6 women on my own, but I've had way more than 20 in total. I was stationed in Germany, where i would often go to the red light district in Frankfurt am Main; sometimes within Sexton Housing or Mainz.
Also banged a few whilst in Amsterdam. So I paid for some and really everyone pays , I've spent money at the bar and on dates etc. You pay for pussy all the time....
edited for spelling and grammar.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: InfiniteToker]
#22339258 - 10/06/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've met jade, I know what you mean.. I was just refering to that in the Name your last orgasm with a song title" thread..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339260 - 10/06/15 12:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: you are wrong. guys need to bust nuts..its something that we pretty much NEED while girls never skip class to go finger themselves in the bathroom like a guy would ti jack off in highschool 
I don't know the girls you fuck with pris, but they don't have dicks...
really? guys need to have sex? lots of guys do without and dont spank it every 20 minutes. I've had a couple of girls from the shroomery call to tell me they were masturbating. one came here and had every intention of fucking me
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339262 - 10/06/15 12:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Exactly 9, 4 of those were in the last few months and Im getting better. I used to be all about the long-term. Now I really dont care.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22339267 - 10/06/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Congrats. Nice seeing you around too.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339268 - 10/06/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: you are wrong. guys need to bust nuts..its something that we pretty much NEED while girls never skip class to go finger themselves in the bathroom like a guy would ti jack off in highschool 
I don't know the girls you fuck with pris, but they don't have dicks...
HAHAHA seriously? I know plenty of girls who got themselves off in the washrooms in high school. Hell I know plenty of women who do it at work now. Why do you think so many of them keep vibrators in their purse.
The only difference is that when men do it. It's seen as funny, so we joke about it more openly. But a woman doing the same thing often gets her branded a slut. So they aren't as open about their masturbation habits.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22339270 - 10/06/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Exactly 9, 4 of those were in the last few months and Im getting better. I used to be all about the long-term. Now I really dont care.
As you shouldent
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339287 - 10/06/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: you are wrong. guys need to bust nuts..its something that we pretty much NEED while girls never skip class to go finger themselves in the bathroom like a guy would ti jack off in highschool 
I don't know the girls you fuck with pris, but they don't have dicks...
wait, what? 
what kind of high school did you go to?
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ballsalsa]
#22339294 - 10/06/15 12:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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obviously an all boys school
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22339298 - 10/06/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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TMJ still thinks girls dont have a sezdrive
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22339307 - 10/06/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The spelling in this thread just dramatically took a shit. Are you all typing one handed?
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
#22339308 - 10/06/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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topdog82 said: Can you answer me? Does your anus even function normally? Im a straight male and I would consider hooking up with a dude. But anal sex just scares me. Sounds bloody and painful
I usually don't bottom, has to be somebody I'm absolutely wild for... But basically if you go slow you can get fingers up there and rubbing the muscles confuse and relax them all the way up to your prostate... It's not painful, it's a total fucking joy to get fucked in the ass, if done right... You gotta work it and get a lot of ass play to relax all the muscles, could be quite painful if you had an inexperienced lover.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Amanita86]
#22339315 - 10/06/15 12:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: The spelling in this thread just dramatically took a shit. Are you all typing one handed?
Cant speak for the others but i post on mobile and its not worth the effort to correct.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22339341 - 10/06/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Doobie Dude said: obviously an all boys school
coincidentally it's the first place he had sex too
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22339352 - 10/06/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Doobie Dude said: obviously an all boys school
coincidentally it's the first place he had sex too
color me not surprised
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22339913 - 10/06/15 07:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339923 - 10/06/15 07:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're being a real..

right now.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: 1234go]
#22339946 - 10/06/15 07:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol like a bunch of virgin hippies are going to tell me about a womans sex drive..
if womans sex drives were like men, you guys would have gotten laid awhile ago
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CosmicJoke]
#22340201 - 10/06/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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topdog82 said: Can you answer me? Does your anus even function normally? Im a straight male and I would consider hooking up with a dude. But anal sex just scares me. Sounds bloody and painful
I usually don't bottom, has to be somebody I'm absolutely wild for... But basically if you go slow you can get fingers up there and rubbing the muscles confuse and relax them all the way up to your prostate... It's not painful, it's a total fucking joy to get fucked in the ass, if done right... You gotta work it and get a lot of ass play to relax all the muscles, could be quite painful if you had an inexperienced lover.
Thanks lol. Thats actually pretty interesting. I would personally never do that though. Interesting regrdeless though.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22340211 - 10/06/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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3
2 girls 1 guy
None of them was someone I truly loved, so I feel like I'm missing out
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#22341622 - 10/06/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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because women dont have to work for it, all they have to do is be there
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22341661 - 10/06/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
because women dont have to work for it, all they have to do is be there
that was funny
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22341692 - 10/06/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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2. Had sex for the second time on Friday.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22341836 - 10/06/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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He is my favorite. Check out some of his other bits. They will not disappoint. His Alcoholocaust show is stellar
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22341858 - 10/06/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said:
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
In a way, it is. But in a way, it isn't. Casual sex that is purely physical is often overrated. But passionate sex is the bees knees. I wasn't really hooked until I fell madly in love. But careful, that shit hurts. Try not to get jaded.
Yes true pasionate sex with someone you love is so much better.
Also like you said can get you hurt like a bitch
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
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topdog82 said:
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CosmicJoke said:
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topdog82 said: Can you answer me? Does your anus even function normally? Im a straight male and I would consider hooking up with a dude. But anal sex just scares me. Sounds bloody and painful
I usually don't bottom, has to be somebody I'm absolutely wild for... But basically if you go slow you can get fingers up there and rubbing the muscles confuse and relax them all the way up to your prostate... It's not painful, it's a total fucking joy to get fucked in the ass, if done right... You gotta work it and get a lot of ass play to relax all the muscles, could be quite painful if you had an inexperienced lover.
Thanks lol. Thats actually pretty interesting. I would personally never do that though. Interesting regrdeless though.
Yah, I dunno, if I was straight I'd still want some ass play from my lady, if she was educated about anatomy heh..... like your best bet for that is to meet a hot nurse....
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: SunnyD]
#22342153 - 10/06/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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2, im pretty young and have been in a long term relationship since i was 15, exept a short time we were broken up and i had sex with another girl
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: stuckinwonderland]
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#22342226 - 10/06/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal] 1
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I've been with alot of ladies, especially in my heyday. Most of them were too violent for me to stay around too long. They would scratch me and tear my skin apart. It wasn't devilish maniacal kind of woman either but something other. They just wanted to get to know me in a deeper spiritual sense, so to speak. I could tell it was deeper than that though. It was like every time they abused me I started to get a kinky love inf-affection from it. The more this happeneded the more I'd demand more punishment.
By the end of the week I'd have bruises bt I'd want more of them so I'd call one of theses bitches at night and have them come over therefore causing a cycle of tormented jealousy in the other broads. I would wake up in the morning to my inbox being flooded with dumb bitches wanting shit I wasn't prepared to allow them to have then due to last nights beatings. So yeah I rarely fucked but we had rough intercourse which made my imagination go wild.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: zappaisgod]
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@ bill oreilly, Most women do actually have strong sex drives and think about sex in more indirect ways than men very frequently. They are always observing how men look, their posture, muscles, facial expressions. Women pay a lot of attention to these things and the way a man carries themselves, They just don't talk of sex so crudley....but then again just last night i had my girlfriend and her bestfriend over and we got drunk and they told me that they actually think girls think a lot dirtier than guys...
These girls are 19....i am not saying they truly know what they're talking about but like...they are females, and admitted to being pretty horny basically. I think 18-22 year old females are the horniest of female age groups besides a certain age group of older women, most call em cougs. Women are just fuckin horny i think. so are men. everyones really horny and the people that worry all the time about not being able to get laid are maybe some of the least sexually driven.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Everything]
#22342448 - 10/06/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I feel like a whore after reading this thread...
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
#22342574 - 10/06/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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the premise is kind of that males and females are alike are all whores.
just not every female or every male.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Everything]
#22342586 - 10/06/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Im 21 and I've had sex approximately 25 times with 4 different women...that's all I really want or need out of sex
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
#22342609 - 10/06/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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ShroomerInTheRye said: I feel like a whore after reading this thread...
Honestly whore is such a poorly used term, its lost its original meaning almost entirely, except when people are talking about actual whoring of women. But yeah i believe people should be able to be uninhibited in their sexual desires and be free to go about their sexuality how they please. hope i didn't say anything that made you feel bad. My point was not that women are whores at all.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Everything]
#22342615 - 10/06/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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No, it wasn't your post at all.
To comment on your post, I think that women in their early 30's are by far the horniest because that's when we hit our sexual peak, but by that time, we're already probably in some sort of serious adult relationship, so it cuts down on the number of people we sleep with.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
#22342623 - 10/06/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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but definitely more sex with one partner?
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Everything] 1
#22342626 - 10/06/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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let me just get in my time machine and find out...
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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I mean you shouldn't need a time machine, because your life time really just means the amount of time you have lived up until now....so unless you forget and needed to double check the past put away the time machine my friend because you never know what or whom meets you around the bend.... 
Oh and sorry never actually answered thread question...lets see 1....2...3...4...5...6...7 okay i think 7. I just turned 21, lost my V card on 17th bday so 4 years of banging....also being in a on and off 4 year relationship that whole time because i lost my virginity to the girl i was with for four years...but we definitely had some breaks 
....kind of trips me out to think i have slept with 6 other girls in the last 4 years while also having been in a relationship for the majority of the 4 years, IDK where i fit in the time, we broke up here and there i guess, usually early summer and got back together in the fall. so i think i must have just had a fling with a girl or two every summer when i was not in the LTR.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22342662 - 10/06/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.
because you're delusional if you think it
A. doesnt happen B. think rape is about sex C. dont realize that even ugly chicks get laid more than you
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22342666 - 10/06/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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All of what Pris said is true. that was like some 98.777% truth right there.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Everything]
#22342671 - 10/06/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well, I can't speak for all of womankind, but I think so.
I've slept with around 63 people and most of those were in my 20's. Most of my partners were one night stands or "friends with benefits". Something changed when I hit 28 or so and I stopped sleeping with anyone who was willing. My last girlfriend and I used to lock the doors every weekend and have marathon sex. For the 9 months we were together, we hardly ever went out.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22342675 - 10/06/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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because women dont have to work for it, all they have to do is be there
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22342683 - 10/06/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.
because you're delusional if you think it
A. doesnt happen B. think rape is about sex C. dont realize that even ugly chicks get laid more than you

At least twice inmy life, girls hae "thrown" themselves at me when I was drunk
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye] 1
#22342691 - 10/06/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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ShroomerInTheRye said: Well, I can't speak for all of womankind, but I think so.
I've slept with around 63 people and most of those were in my 20's. Most of my partners were one night stands or "friends with benefits". Something changed when I hit 28 or so and I stopped sleeping with anyone who was willing. My last girlfriend and I used to lock the doors every weekend and have marathon sex. For the 9 months we were together, we hardly ever went out.
Don't feel like a whore, a LOT of my friends that are girls are probably close behind count on you and they are all only about 20 It's all good as long as people practice safe sex and don't just have sex with douchebags that don't deserve that kind of intimacy.
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#22342696 - 10/06/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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ShroomerInTheRye said: I feel like a whore after reading this thread...
nothing wrong with having sex regardless of your gender as long as your actions arent harming others. all of this shit is no more than a social stigma to push people into monogamous relationships as 'god intended', even though the bible advocates multiple wives
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22342728 - 10/06/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: nothing wrong with having sex regardless of your gender as long as your actions arent harming others. all of this shit is no more than a social stigma to push people into monogamous relationships as 'god intended', even though the bible advocates multiple wives
I can't imagine having multiple wives. Pissing off one woman at a time is all I can handle!
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
#22342737 - 10/06/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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on the other hand, when your wife sends you out to sleep on the couch, you could just go to your other wife's room.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Everything]
#22342763 - 10/06/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Everything said: Don't feel like a whore, a LOT of my friends that are girls are probably close behind count on you and they are all only about 20 It's all good as long as people practice safe sex and don't just have sex with douchebags that don't deserve that kind of intimacy.

Yes, safe sex always. I knew a girl who got some STD in her throat. The clap, maybe? Yeah, dental dams are kinda awkward, and I've used saran wrap in a pinch, but I haven't caught an STD yet.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
#22342777 - 10/06/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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this 42 year old lady i met off craigslist when i was 17 but thats it
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22342875 - 10/06/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've been with 21 women as of last night. Regardless of what bill says, women do have as high a sex drive as men. They just are not encouraged to follow it. In fact, they are discouraged. I'm only 22, but I've seen a huge difference between women's college women and non women's college women. The difference being, one is encouraged to embrace their gender/sexuality and the other is not.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#22342950 - 10/06/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: lol like a bunch of virgin hippies are going to tell me about a womans sex drive..
if womans sex drives were like men, you guys would have gotten laid awhile ago 
I'd actually listen to a bunch of hippies before I'd listen to a pale ass heroin addict about womens sex drive.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Uzziel]
#22345486 - 10/07/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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If girls were as horny as men then its safe to say there wouldn't be a shroomery 
Joking aside..girls are horny but theyre sex drive doesnt work like a mans. This is obvious. The whole world knows it..its common knowledge. But ok ill let a whole bunch of hippies who have social anxiety from smoking so much weed tell me about woman
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22345493 - 10/07/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22345499 - 10/07/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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By the way im still waiting for a girl to come on here asking for dick pics from strangers
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22345680 - 10/07/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Everyone likes breasts, both women and men 
But I've had sex with 2 people in my life.
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#22345820 - 10/07/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: Joking aside..girls are horny but theyre sex drive doesnt work like a mans. This is obvious. The whole world knows it..its common knowledge. But ok ill let a whole bunch of hippies who have social anxiety from smoking so much weed tell me about woman 
You need your own facepalm smiley. :billpalm:
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: 1234go] 2
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I've had sex with two people and one of them is Treant.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22346010 - 10/07/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.
C. dont realize that even ugly chicks get laid more than you
Sizzling burn good sir.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22347439 - 10/07/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.
C. dont realize that even ugly chicks get laid more than you
Sizzling burn good sir.
And I bet ugly girls get laid just as much as any male who posted in this thread..so I don't see how that was a burn..
I mean look at pris's post count...sorry but that doesn't speak "i fuck a lot of girls"
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#22347466 - 10/07/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: If girls were as horny as men then its safe to say there wouldn't be a shroomery 
Joking aside..girls are horny but theyre sex drive doesnt work like a mans. This is obvious. The whole world knows it..its common knowledge. But ok ill let a whole bunch of hippies who have social anxiety from smoking so much weed tell me about woman 
you've never actually had sex have you Bill...
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22347487 - 10/07/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.
C. dont realize that even ugly chicks get laid more than you
Sizzling burn good sir.
And I bet ugly girls get laid just as much as any male who posted in this thread..so I don't see how that was a burn..
I mean look at pris's post count...sorry but that doesn't speak "i fuck a lot of girls" 
I'm more than twice your age sparky and I still date women younger than you, just because I spend my time after work on the shroomery being a whore doesnt mean I'm not also a whore in real life as well such as on the weekends when my posts are few
see those low points... that's me getting laid by someone other than your mom
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22347499 - 10/07/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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yup he just burned me bad..im married but ok I never had sex before..
and seeing as how utterly untouchable pris's ex is..lets just say..well...ill leave it at that 
and for the rest of you social anxiety-ridden hippies...the only thing you're stroking tonight is a shitty guitar
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22347509 - 10/07/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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you date girls younger than me? yeah ok.....
conversations with females on the site doesn't count as dating, ya know
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22347513 - 10/07/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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oh ya and nice job just admitting you are pedophile
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22347559 - 10/07/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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you know what...pris actually might be a pimp that fucks a lot of girls. who knows.
but 95% of the people on here, like I said, have social anxiety from weed and don't stand a chance getting laid.
Sorry, but its the cold hard truth. Oh ya, and most chicks don't dig guitars.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
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and seeing as how utterly untouchable pris's ex is..lets just say..well...ill leave it at that 
and for the rest of you social anxiety-ridden hippies...the only thing you're stroking tonight is a shitty guitar 
maybe one day they'll understand this is how we express our love
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So what happened between 2008 and 2013?
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and seeing as how utterly untouchable pris's ex is..lets just say..well...ill leave it at that 
and for the rest of you social anxiety-ridden hippies...the only thing you're stroking tonight is a shitty guitar 
maybe one day they'll understand this is how we express our love
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pris and zappa use me as their punching bags but its cool I expect nothing less from them.
well, besides in the sports forum. I hold my own like a badass over there. I must admit, so does zappa.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Not as many as would like. Got to get on it.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22347973 - 10/07/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: but 95% of the people on here, like I said, have social anxiety from weed and don't stand a chance getting laid.
Since when did weed start giving people social anxiety? My GF complains that weed makes here anxiety worse too. I can't relate to that.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22347982 - 10/07/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.
C. dont realize that even ugly chicks get laid more than you
Sizzling burn good sir.
Are you going to lick his bum now or after he takes a huge shit?
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ballsalsa]
#22347987 - 10/07/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: but 95% of the people on here, like I said, have social anxiety from weed and don't stand a chance getting laid.
Since when did weed start giving people social anxiety? My GF complains that weed makes here anxiety worse too. I can't relate to that.
since always 
it makes the person much more introspective and quiet. tends to make you over-think every little detail. things like that. im so glad I stopped a couple years ago.
and obviously it doesn't have this effect for ALL smokers but it does for most.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22348027 - 10/07/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: ...the only thing you're stroking tonight is a shitty guitar 
That's not the only thing..
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I'm more than twice your age sparky and I still date women younger than you,
I bet Im half your age and still 'date' older women than you! I'm a made man son, the milfs love me! They take me to Toy's R Us and I dont even have to ask...one toy per visit...booyah, in yo face cracka!
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal] 2
#22348067 - 10/07/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahaha this is the internet. It really is just becoming a contest to see who can brag about who fucks more women in real life haha
Reading it is even more funny. Reminds me of cartman bragging about how much ass he is getting in south park. "Ya I have had sex like thousands of times"
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22348161 - 10/07/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: yup he just burned me bad..im married but ok I never had sex before..
and seeing as how utterly untouchable pris's ex is..lets just say..well...ill leave it at that 
and for the rest of you social anxiety-ridden hippies...the only thing you're stroking tonight is a shitty guitar 
I've totally figured you out, you're in love with Bill O Reilly. You're easily ruffled and not real good at getting your point across, Bill is the exact opposite. He's everything in a man you want to be, and it makes your penis move. He's your alter ego, but he's also your man crush, your secret love and even more secret sexual suppression. You love him.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: 1234go]
#22348984 - 10/08/15 07:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: yup he just burned me bad..im married but ok I never had sex before..
and seeing as how utterly untouchable pris's ex is..lets just say..well...ill leave it at that 
and for the rest of you social anxiety-ridden hippies...the only thing you're stroking tonight is a shitty guitar 
I've totally figured you out, you're in love with Bill O Reilly. You're easily ruffled and not real good at getting your point across, Bill is the exact opposite. He's everything in a man you want to be, and it makes your penis move. He's your alter ego, but he's also your man crush, your secret love and even more secret sexual suppression. You love him.
Thats actually accurate. My penis doesn'tmove though because im not gay. And im not really easily ruffled unless its from someone whos actually known on the site. If you have been here a year or 2 then good luck ruffling these feathers.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22349029 - 10/08/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Very, very few. I had one relationship before I met my wife, I met my wife at 19 and never cheated on her.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22349596 - 10/08/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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1234go said: I've totally figured you out, you're in love with Bill O Reilly. You're easily ruffled and not real good at getting your point across, Bill is the exact opposite. He's everything in a man you want to be, and it makes your penis move. He's your alter ego, but he's also your man crush, your secret love and even more secret sexual suppression. You love him.
Thats actually accurate. My penis doesn'tmove though.
So all of that is correct minus the part where your penis moves, got it.
Although, I think you should back your claim and explain yourself some more. So that we know for a fact, that you are not ruffled.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: 1234go]
#22349609 - 10/08/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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