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Patlal
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22346010 - 10/07/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.
C. dont realize that even ugly chicks get laid more than you
Sizzling burn good sir.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22347439 - 10/07/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.
C. dont realize that even ugly chicks get laid more than you
Sizzling burn good sir.
And I bet ugly girls get laid just as much as any male who posted in this thread..so I don't see how that was a burn..
I mean look at pris's post count...sorry but that doesn't speak "i fuck a lot of girls"
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#22347466 - 10/07/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: If girls were as horny as men then its safe to say there wouldn't be a shroomery 
Joking aside..girls are horny but theyre sex drive doesnt work like a mans. This is obvious. The whole world knows it..its common knowledge. But ok ill let a whole bunch of hippies who have social anxiety from smoking so much weed tell me about woman 
you've never actually had sex have you Bill...
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22347487 - 10/07/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.
C. dont realize that even ugly chicks get laid more than you
Sizzling burn good sir.
And I bet ugly girls get laid just as much as any male who posted in this thread..so I don't see how that was a burn..
I mean look at pris's post count...sorry but that doesn't speak "i fuck a lot of girls" 
I'm more than twice your age sparky and I still date women younger than you, just because I spend my time after work on the shroomery being a whore doesnt mean I'm not also a whore in real life as well such as on the weekends when my posts are few
see those low points... that's me getting laid by someone other than your mom
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22347499 - 10/07/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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yup he just burned me bad..im married but ok I never had sex before..
and seeing as how utterly untouchable pris's ex is..lets just say..well...ill leave it at that 
and for the rest of you social anxiety-ridden hippies...the only thing you're stroking tonight is a shitty guitar
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22347509 - 10/07/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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you date girls younger than me? yeah ok.....
conversations with females on the site doesn't count as dating, ya know
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22347513 - 10/07/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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oh ya and nice job just admitting you are pedophile
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22347559 - 10/07/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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you know what...pris actually might be a pimp that fucks a lot of girls. who knows.
but 95% of the people on here, like I said, have social anxiety from weed and don't stand a chance getting laid.
Sorry, but its the cold hard truth. Oh ya, and most chicks don't dig guitars.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22347661 - 10/07/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: but 95% of the people on here, like I said, have social anxiety from weed and don't stand a chance getting laid.

-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#22347829 - 10/07/15 09:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: yup he just burned me bad..im married but ok I never had sex before..
and seeing as how utterly untouchable pris's ex is..lets just say..well...ill leave it at that 
and for the rest of you social anxiety-ridden hippies...the only thing you're stroking tonight is a shitty guitar 
maybe one day they'll understand this is how we express our love
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal] 1
#22347833 - 10/07/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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So what happened between 2008 and 2013?
the humane society was investigating me for animal cruelty
they finally understand what spanking the monkey means
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22347931 - 10/07/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: yup he just burned me bad..im married but ok I never had sex before..
and seeing as how utterly untouchable pris's ex is..lets just say..well...ill leave it at that 
and for the rest of you social anxiety-ridden hippies...the only thing you're stroking tonight is a shitty guitar 
maybe one day they'll understand this is how we express our love
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22347940 - 10/07/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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pris and zappa use me as their punching bags but its cool I expect nothing less from them.
well, besides in the sports forum. I hold my own like a badass over there. I must admit, so does zappa.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22347949 - 10/07/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not as many as would like. Got to get on it.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22347973 - 10/07/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: but 95% of the people on here, like I said, have social anxiety from weed and don't stand a chance getting laid.
Since when did weed start giving people social anxiety? My GF complains that weed makes here anxiety worse too. I can't relate to that.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22347982 - 10/07/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.
C. dont realize that even ugly chicks get laid more than you
Sizzling burn good sir.
Are you going to lick his bum now or after he takes a huge shit?
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ballsalsa]
#22347987 - 10/07/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: but 95% of the people on here, like I said, have social anxiety from weed and don't stand a chance getting laid.
Since when did weed start giving people social anxiety? My GF complains that weed makes here anxiety worse too. I can't relate to that.
since always 
it makes the person much more introspective and quiet. tends to make you over-think every little detail. things like that. im so glad I stopped a couple years ago.
and obviously it doesn't have this effect for ALL smokers but it does for most.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22348027 - 10/07/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: ...the only thing you're stroking tonight is a shitty guitar 
That's not the only thing..
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I'm more than twice your age sparky and I still date women younger than you,
I bet Im half your age and still 'date' older women than you! I'm a made man son, the milfs love me! They take me to Toy's R Us and I dont even have to ask...one toy per visit...booyah, in yo face cracka!
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal] 2
#22348067 - 10/07/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahaha this is the internet. It really is just becoming a contest to see who can brag about who fucks more women in real life haha
Reading it is even more funny. Reminds me of cartman bragging about how much ass he is getting in south park. "Ya I have had sex like thousands of times"
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22348161 - 10/07/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: yup he just burned me bad..im married but ok I never had sex before..
and seeing as how utterly untouchable pris's ex is..lets just say..well...ill leave it at that 
and for the rest of you social anxiety-ridden hippies...the only thing you're stroking tonight is a shitty guitar 
I've totally figured you out, you're in love with Bill O Reilly. You're easily ruffled and not real good at getting your point across, Bill is the exact opposite. He's everything in a man you want to be, and it makes your penis move. He's your alter ego, but he's also your man crush, your secret love and even more secret sexual suppression. You love him.
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