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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22342651 - 10/06/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I mean you shouldn't need a time machine, because your life time really just means the amount of time you have lived up until now....so unless you forget and needed to double check the past put away the time machine my friend because you never know what or whom meets you around the bend.... :wink:

Oh and sorry never actually answered thread question...lets see 1....2...3...4...5...6...7 okay i think 7. I just turned 21, lost my V card on 17th bday so 4 years of banging....also being in a on and off 4 year relationship that whole time because i lost my virginity to the girl i was with for four years...but we definitely had some breaks :smirk:

....kind of trips me out to think i have slept with 6 other girls in the last 4 years while also having been in a relationship for the majority of the 4 years, IDK where i fit in the time, we broke up here and there i guess, usually early summer and got back together in the fall. so i think i must have just had a fling with a girl or two every summer when i was not in the LTR.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22342662 - 10/06/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.





because you're delusional if you think it

A. doesnt happen
B. think rape is about sex
C. dont realize that even ugly chicks get laid more than you


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22342666 - 10/06/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

All of what Pris said is true. that was like some 98.777% truth right there.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Everything]
    #22342671 - 10/06/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well, I can't speak for all of womankind, but I think so. 

I've slept with around 63 people and most of those were in my 20's.  Most of my partners were one night stands or "friends with benefits".  Something changed when I hit 28 or so and I stopped sleeping with anyone who was willing.  My last girlfriend and I used to lock the doors every weekend and have marathon sex.  For the 9 months we were together, we hardly ever went out.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22342675 - 10/06/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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Prisoner#1 said:

because women dont have to work for it, all they have to do is be there













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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22342683 - 10/06/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.





because you're delusional if you think it

A. doesnt happen
B. think rape is about sex
C. dont realize that even ugly chicks get laid more than you



:raisemyglass:

At least twice inmy life, girls hae "thrown" themselves at me when I was drunk


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye] * 1
    #22342691 - 10/06/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Well, I can't speak for all of womankind, but I think so. 

I've slept with around 63 people and most of those were in my 20's.  Most of my partners were one night stands or "friends with benefits".  Something changed when I hit 28 or so and I stopped sleeping with anyone who was willing.  My last girlfriend and I used to lock the doors every weekend and have marathon sex.  For the 9 months we were together, we hardly ever went out.




Don't feel like a whore, a LOT of my friends that are girls are probably close behind count on you and they are all only about 20 :cool: It's all good as long as people practice safe sex and don't just have sex with douchebags that don't deserve that kind of intimacy.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye] * 1
    #22342696 - 10/06/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I feel like a whore after reading this thread...





nothing wrong with having sex regardless of your gender as long as your actions
arent harming others. all of this shit is no more than a social stigma to push
people into monogamous relationships as 'god intended', even though the bible
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22342728 - 10/06/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
nothing wrong with having sex regardless of your gender as long as your actions
arent harming others. all of this shit is no more than a social stigma to push
people into monogamous relationships as 'god intended', even though the bible
advocates multiple wives




I can't imagine having multiple wives.  Pissing off one woman at a time is all I can handle!


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #22342737 - 10/06/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

on the other hand, when your wife sends you out to sleep on the couch, you could just go to your other wife's room.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Everything]
    #22342763 - 10/06/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Everything said:
Don't feel like a whore, a LOT of my friends that are girls are probably close behind count on you and they are all only about 20 :cool: It's all good as long as people practice safe sex and don't just have sex with douchebags that don't deserve that kind of intimacy.




:raisemyglass:

Yes, safe sex always.  I knew a girl who got some STD in her throat.  The clap, maybe?  Yeah, dental dams are kinda awkward, and I've used saran wrap in a pinch, but I haven't caught an STD yet.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #22342777 - 10/06/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

this 42 year old lady i met off craigslist when i was 17 but thats it


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #22342875 - 10/06/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I've been with 21 women as of last night. Regardless of what bill says, women do have as high a sex drive as men. They just are not encouraged to follow it. In fact, they are discouraged. I'm only 22, but I've seen a huge difference between women's college women and non women's college women. The difference being, one is encouraged to embrace their gender/sexuality and the other is not.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #22342950 - 10/06/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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lol like a bunch of virgin hippies are going to tell me about a womans sex drive..

if womans sex drives were like men, you guys would have gotten laid awhile ago :lolsy:





I'd actually listen to a bunch of hippies before I'd listen to a pale ass heroin addict about womens sex drive.

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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Uzziel]
    #22345486 - 10/07/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If girls were as horny as men then its safe to say there wouldn't be a shroomery :lol:

Joking aside..girls are horny but theyre sex drive doesnt work like a mans. This is obvious. The whole world knows it..its common knowledge. But ok ill let a whole bunch of hippies who have social anxiety from smoking so much weed tell me about woman :lol:


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22345493 - 10/07/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

lol


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22345499 - 10/07/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

By the way im still waiting for a girl to come on here asking for dick pics from strangers


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It's just a shot away..


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22345680 - 10/07/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Everyone likes breasts, both women and men :lol:

But I've had sex with 2 people in my life.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #22345820 - 10/07/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
Joking aside..girls are horny but theyre sex drive doesnt work like a mans. This is obvious. The whole world knows it..its common knowledge. But ok ill let a whole bunch of hippies who have social anxiety from smoking so much weed tell me about woman :lol:





You need your own facepalm smiley. :billpalm:


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #22345906 - 10/07/15 02:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I've had sex with two people and one of them is Treant.


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