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Offlinetopdog82
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CosmicJoke]
    #22340201 - 10/06/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Can you answer me? Does your anus even function normally? Im a straight male and I would consider hooking up with a dude. But anal sex just scares me. Sounds bloody and painful




I usually don't bottom, has to be somebody I'm absolutely wild for... But basically if you go slow you can get fingers up there and rubbing the muscles confuse and relax them all the way up to your prostate... It's not painful, it's a total fucking joy to get fucked in the ass, if done right...  You gotta work it and get a lot of ass play to relax all the muscles, could be quite painful if you had an inexperienced lover.



Thanks lol. Thats actually pretty interesting. I would personally never do that though. Interesting  regrdeless though.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #22340211 - 10/06/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

3

2 girls 1 guy


None of them was someone I truly loved, so I feel like I'm missing out


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22341622 - 10/06/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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because women dont have to work for it, all they have to do is be there







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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22341661 - 10/06/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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because women dont have to work for it, all they have to do is be there











:lol: that was funny


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22341692 - 10/06/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

2. Had sex for the second time on Friday.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22341836 - 10/06/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He is my favorite.  Check out some of his other bits.  They will not disappoint.  His Alcoholocaust show is stellar


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22341858 - 10/06/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Apostle said:
Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway




In a way, it is. But in a way, it isn't.
Casual sex that is purely physical is often overrated.
But passionate sex is the bees knees.
I wasn't really hooked until I fell madly in love.
But careful, that shit hurts. Try not to get jaded.



Yes true pasionate sex with someone you love is so much better.


Also like you said can get you hurt like a bitch :frown:


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
    #22342151 - 10/06/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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topdog82 said:
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CosmicJoke said:
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topdog82 said:
Can you answer me? Does your anus even function normally? Im a straight male and I would consider hooking up with a dude. But anal sex just scares me. Sounds bloody and painful




I usually don't bottom, has to be somebody I'm absolutely wild for... But basically if you go slow you can get fingers up there and rubbing the muscles confuse and relax them all the way up to your prostate... It's not painful, it's a total fucking joy to get fucked in the ass, if done right...  You gotta work it and get a lot of ass play to relax all the muscles, could be quite painful if you had an inexperienced lover.



Thanks lol. Thats actually pretty interesting. I would personally never do that though. Interesting  regrdeless though.




Yah, I dunno, if I was straight I'd still want some ass play from my lady, if she was educated about anatomy heh..... like your best bet for that is to meet a hot nurse....


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: SunnyD]
    #22342153 - 10/06/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

2, im pretty young and have been in a long term relationship since i was 15, exept a short time we were broken up and i had sex with another girl


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: stuckinwonderland]
    #22342219 - 10/06/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #22342226 - 10/06/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You should try your left hand some time


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22342257 - 10/06/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I've been with alot of ladies, especially in my heyday. Most of them were too violent for me to stay around too long. They would scratch me and tear my skin apart. It wasn't devilish maniacal kind of woman either but something other. They just wanted to get to know me in a deeper spiritual sense, so to speak. I could tell it was deeper than that though. It was like every time they abused me I started to get a kinky love inf-affection from it. The more this happeneded the more I'd demand more punishment.

By the end of the week I'd have bruises bt I'd want more of them so I'd call one of theses bitches at night and have them come over therefore causing a cycle of tormented jealousy in the other broads. I would wake up in the morning to my inbox being flooded with dumb bitches wanting shit I wasn't prepared to allow them to have then due to last nights beatings. So yeah I rarely fucked but we had rough intercourse which made my imagination go wild.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22342270 - 10/06/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

@ bill oreilly, Most women do actually have strong sex drives and think about sex in more indirect ways than men very frequently. They are always observing how men look, their posture, muscles, facial expressions. Women pay a lot of attention to these things and the way a man carries themselves, They just don't talk of sex so crudley....but then again just last night i had my girlfriend and her bestfriend over and we got drunk and they told me that they actually think girls think a lot dirtier than guys...

These girls are 19....i am not saying they truly know what they're talking about but like...they are females, and admitted to being pretty horny basically. I think 18-22 year old females are the horniest of female age groups besides a certain age group of older women, most call em cougs. Women are just fuckin horny i think. so are men. everyones really horny and the people that worry all the time about not being able to get laid are maybe some of the least sexually driven.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Everything]
    #22342448 - 10/06/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I feel like a whore after reading this thread...


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #22342574 - 10/06/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

the premise is kind of that males and females are alike are all whores.

just not every female or every male.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Everything]
    #22342586 - 10/06/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Im 21 and I've had sex approximately 25 times with 4 different women...that's all I really want or need out of sex


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #22342609 - 10/06/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I feel like a whore after reading this thread...




Honestly whore is such a poorly used term, its lost its original meaning almost entirely, except when people are talking about actual whoring of women. But yeah i believe people should be able to be uninhibited in their sexual desires and be free to go about their sexuality how they please. hope i didn't say anything that made you feel bad. My point was not that women are whores at all.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Everything]
    #22342615 - 10/06/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

No, it wasn't your post at all. 

To comment on your post, I think that women in their early 30's are by far the horniest because that's when we hit our sexual peak, but by that time, we're already probably in some sort of serious adult relationship, so it cuts down on the number of people we sleep with.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #22342623 - 10/06/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

but definitely more sex with one partner?


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Everything] * 1
    #22342626 - 10/06/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

let me just get in my time machine and find out...






















































































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