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InfiniteToker
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22339255 - 10/05/15 11:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've banged 6 women on my own, but I've had way more than 20 in total. I was stationed in Germany, where i would often go to the red light district in Frankfurt am Main; sometimes within Sexton Housing or Mainz.
Also banged a few whilst in Amsterdam. So I paid for some and really everyone pays , I've spent money at the bar and on dates etc. You pay for pussy all the time....
edited for spelling and grammar.
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Edited by InfiniteToker (10/06/15 12:17 AM)
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Apostle
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22339257 - 10/06/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Amanita86
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: InfiniteToker]
#22339258 - 10/06/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've met jade, I know what you mean.. I was just refering to that in the Name your last orgasm with a song title" thread..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339260 - 10/06/15 12:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bill_Oreilly said: you are wrong. guys need to bust nuts..its something that we pretty much NEED while girls never skip class to go finger themselves in the bathroom like a guy would ti jack off in highschool 
I don't know the girls you fuck with pris, but they don't have dicks...
really? guys need to have sex? lots of guys do without and dont spank it every 20 minutes. I've had a couple of girls from the shroomery call to tell me they were masturbating. one came here and had every intention of fucking me
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339262 - 10/06/15 12:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Exactly 9, 4 of those were in the last few months and Im getting better. I used to be all about the long-term. Now I really dont care.
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Apostle
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22339267 - 10/06/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Congrats. Nice seeing you around too.
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Bjorn_Stormcrow
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339268 - 10/06/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: you are wrong. guys need to bust nuts..its something that we pretty much NEED while girls never skip class to go finger themselves in the bathroom like a guy would ti jack off in highschool 
I don't know the girls you fuck with pris, but they don't have dicks...
HAHAHA seriously? I know plenty of girls who got themselves off in the washrooms in high school. Hell I know plenty of women who do it at work now. Why do you think so many of them keep vibrators in their purse.
The only difference is that when men do it. It's seen as funny, so we joke about it more openly. But a woman doing the same thing often gets her branded a slut. So they aren't as open about their masturbation habits.
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The Doobie Dude


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22339270 - 10/06/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Exactly 9, 4 of those were in the last few months and Im getting better. I used to be all about the long-term. Now I really dont care.
As you shouldent
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339287 - 10/06/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: you are wrong. guys need to bust nuts..its something that we pretty much NEED while girls never skip class to go finger themselves in the bathroom like a guy would ti jack off in highschool 
I don't know the girls you fuck with pris, but they don't have dicks...
wait, what? 
what kind of high school did you go to?
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ballsalsa]
#22339294 - 10/06/15 12:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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obviously an all boys school
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22339298 - 10/06/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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TMJ still thinks girls dont have a sezdrive
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Amanita86
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22339307 - 10/06/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The spelling in this thread just dramatically took a shit. Are you all typing one handed?
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
#22339308 - 10/06/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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topdog82 said: Can you answer me? Does your anus even function normally? Im a straight male and I would consider hooking up with a dude. But anal sex just scares me. Sounds bloody and painful
I usually don't bottom, has to be somebody I'm absolutely wild for... But basically if you go slow you can get fingers up there and rubbing the muscles confuse and relax them all the way up to your prostate... It's not painful, it's a total fucking joy to get fucked in the ass, if done right... You gotta work it and get a lot of ass play to relax all the muscles, could be quite painful if you had an inexperienced lover.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Amanita86]
#22339315 - 10/06/15 12:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: The spelling in this thread just dramatically took a shit. Are you all typing one handed?
Cant speak for the others but i post on mobile and its not worth the effort to correct.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22339341 - 10/06/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Doobie Dude said: obviously an all boys school
coincidentally it's the first place he had sex too
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The Doobie Dude


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22339352 - 10/06/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
The Doobie Dude said: obviously an all boys school
coincidentally it's the first place he had sex too
color me not surprised
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22339913 - 10/06/15 07:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Never did i say girls do not have sex drives but why do no girls go around raping men? Their sex drives are different and its obvious.
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Edited by Bill_Oreilly (10/06/15 07:18 AM)
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339923 - 10/06/15 07:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're being a real..

right now.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: 1234go]
#22339946 - 10/06/15 07:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol like a bunch of virgin hippies are going to tell me about a womans sex drive..
if womans sex drives were like men, you guys would have gotten laid awhile ago
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22340028 - 10/06/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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