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Prisoner#1
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339201 - 10/05/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: If I told a girl "you know, your a very cool girl and really beautiful, but honestly I just want a cool friend to have sex with" then It would get me nowhere.
some gilrs wanna fuck everyone, some wanna fuck everyone but you. they're no different than guys when it comes to sex
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339203 - 10/05/15 11:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
it is. it's just sex. getting hit in the head with a hammer is comparable to sex
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22339205 - 10/05/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
it is. it's just sex. getting hit in the head with a hammer is comparable to sex
haha Idk about this. But having sex with mulitple women isn't really worth the work IMO. Its a distraction. Finding a quality woman is worth much more. And I say this as someone who is chasing multiple women atm haha
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339208 - 10/05/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Ive never tried rolling around in razor wire but im sure thats no fun
dont knock it until you try it... first tho... try calling it concertina wire, it likes that shit
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22339211 - 10/05/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Duly noted.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22339212 - 10/05/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: If I told a girl "you know, your a very cool girl and really beautiful, but honestly I just want a cool friend to have sex with" then It would get me nowhere.
they're no different than guys when it comes to sex
That couldn't be further from the truth.
Of course girls like sex...but in NO WAY are they just like men.
ever wonder why guys outnumber girls on dating sites? ever see a girl come on the shroomery asking for dick-pics?
the only thing that keeps a mans dick in his pants at all is because girls don't give it up half as easy as guys do.
sorry pris, but youre just flat out wrong with that one.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
#22339213 - 10/05/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
it is. it's just sex. getting hit in the head with a hammer is comparable to sex
haha Idk about this. But having sex with mulitple women isn't really worth the work IMO. Its a distraction. Finding a quality woman is worth much more. And I say this as someone who is chasing multiple women atm haha
hitting yourself with a hammer is a distraction, it's not worth the effort and a hammer isnt going to care if you're getting hit by other hammers, plus they wont call and bug you for weeks afterward
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22339215 - 10/05/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
it is. it's just sex. getting hit in the head with a hammer is comparable to sex
you say that only cause you havent had sex with me
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339217 - 10/05/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: If I told a girl "you know, your a very cool girl and really beautiful, but honestly I just want a cool friend to have sex with" then It would get me nowhere.
they're no different than guys when it comes to sex
That couldn't be further from the truth.
Of course girls like sex...but in NO WAY are they just like men.
have you ever actually talked to a girl?
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ever wonder why guys outnumber girls on dating sites? ever see a girl come on the shroomery asking for dick-pics?
because women dont have to work for it, all they have to do is be there
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sorry pris, but youre just flat out wrong with that one.
nope. pris is always right, this is no exception
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22339220 - 10/05/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't know OP but once it finally happens it's gonna be a lot!
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: sprinkles]
#22339223 - 10/05/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
it is. it's just sex. getting hit in the head with a hammer is comparable to sex
you say that only cause you havent had sex with me
you have a hammer dont you.
your tricks wont work, I'm way out of your league
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339224 - 10/05/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pris is always wrong, no need to apologize
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339226 - 10/05/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i feel ur upset about something
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22339232 - 10/05/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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you are wrong. guys need to bust nuts..its something that we pretty much NEED while girls never skip class to go finger themselves in the bathroom like a guy would ti jack off in highschool 
I don't know the girls you fuck with pris, but they don't have dicks...
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#22339238 - 10/05/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yes, the lack of sexual attention i Receive.
Dont go to class tommorow if your in the north west.
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339240 - 10/05/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Pris is always wrong, no need to apologize
you're right, it's just me that they want to fuck, that makes it seem like they're worse than guys
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22339239 - 10/05/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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bill the fact you skipped class to jerk off in high school is sad and pathetic
i just consider you white noise at this point
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339244 - 10/05/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Pris is always wrong, no need to apologize
He has been wrong a lot lately, hasn't he?
his inner-need to disagree with people just for sake of argument is finally catching up to him.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339245 - 10/05/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Yes, the lack of sexual attention i Receive.
Dont go to class tommorow if your in the north west.
thats straight up fucked up man like for real
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
#22339250 - 10/05/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway
In a way, it is. But in a way, it isn't. Casual sex that is purely physical is often overrated. But passionate sex is the bees knees. I wasn't really hooked until I fell madly in love. But careful, that shit hurts. Try not to get jaded.
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