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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
    #22338074 - 10/05/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Find one with a skinny dick


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Offlinetopdog82
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22338098 - 10/05/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Find one with a skinny dick



But thats the other extreme...thick tall dick is the fun part!
:thumbup:


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
    #22338411 - 10/05/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Gentle anal > violent pounding smashing


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Hobozen]
    #22338492 - 10/05/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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blankk said:
Gentle anal > violent pounding smashing



I guess I would never really know...Anal as a concept sounds uncomfortable. I would be down to deliver, just not take


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OfflineBjorn_Stormcrow
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
    #22338534 - 10/05/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Gods I'm not even sure. And what are the criteria for "banging".
Are we discussing purely penetrative sex? Or are we including everything else as well. And how are orgies to be scored?

If it's just single couplings that include penetration then I'm easily over 20, probably closer to 30.
If we include non penetrative sexual activity then it's probably closer to 50.
And that's not even touching the mess that  orgies may make of these statistics.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #22338558 - 10/05/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I SHOULD have fucked over 50 girls by now...but since im  pussy and fear rejection and also hate lying to woman just get them in the sack..i only have 14 or so.


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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22338591 - 10/05/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
I SHOULD have fucked over 50 girls by now...but since im  pussy and fear rejection and also hate lying to woman just get them in the sack..i only have 14 or so.




See there's your problem. You feel that you have to lie to get anywhere.
Most women prefer honesty, and frankly don't have standards NEARLY as high as most men assume.
Just be honest and interesting and you won have much difficulty. If you don't think you are interesting enough. Then change that.


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #22338608 - 10/05/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

enough to know what I am doing.:crankey:


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Lucis]
    #22338783 - 10/05/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I guess I've only banged 12 people.
Looking back, most of the sex happened with just a few different partners I had.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #22338967 - 10/05/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Ulfrick said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
I SHOULD have fucked over 50 girls by now...but since im  pussy and fear rejection and also hate lying to woman just get them in the sack..i only have 14 or so.




See there's your problem. You feel that you have to lie to get anywhere.
Most women prefer honesty, and frankly don't have standards NEARLY as high as most men assume.
Just be honest and interesting and you won have much difficulty. If you don't think you are interesting enough. Then change that.





Well I just see how guys get laid around here and when I as growing up...and it seemed like they always had to lie and put on a fake persona to get laid. They always had to say they loved these woman and they would pretend cry on the phone and "spill their guts out" to make it all seem legit. Things like that I could never do.

If I told a girl "you know, your a very cool girl and really beautiful, but honestly I just want a cool friend to have sex with" then It would get me nowhere.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22339024 - 10/05/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Ulfrick said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
I SHOULD have fucked over 50 girls by now...but since im  pussy and fear rejection and also hate lying to woman just get them in the sack..i only have 14 or so.




See there's your problem. You feel that you have to lie to get anywhere.
Most women prefer honesty, and frankly don't have standards NEARLY as high as most men assume.
Just be honest and interesting and you won have much difficulty. If you don't think you are interesting enough. Then change that.





Well I just see how guys get laid around here and when I as growing up...and it seemed like they always had to lie and put on a fake persona to get laid. They always had to say they loved these woman and they would pretend cry on the phone and "spill their guts out" to make it all seem legit. Things like that I could never do.

If I told a girl "you know, your a very cool girl and really beautiful, but honestly I just want a cool friend to have sex with" then It would get me nowhere.




Bullshit. I use pretty much that exact same line all the time and it's rarely ever failed. When it has they where simply looking for something different than I was and so we both found someone else and tried again.

There are many women out there who are looking for casual fun. And that line you said wouldnt work is exactly how you find them. Since those same women are the ones who would likely turn down someone claiming to want anything more.

And if the particular one your talking too doesn't want that. You just saved both of you a whole bunch of time skipping past the bullshit and straight to the "we're looking for different things" part.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #22339162 - 10/05/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

hes lying


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #22339169 - 10/05/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Patlal said:


So what's your score?





5,098,876 

and its called your "magic number" not score :rolleyes:


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22339172 - 10/05/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

0

@25 y.o.

Doesnt even bother me any more.

Im pretty sure sex is overrated anyway


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
    #22339174 - 10/05/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

how can u knock it if u never tried it


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22339175 - 10/05/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Ive never tried rolling around in razor wire but im sure thats no fun


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #22339181 - 10/05/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

No one talks highly of rolling around in razor wire.  Pretty much damn near everyone loves sex.  So like you just goofed on that one.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22339187 - 10/05/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The flaw of the how can you knock it if you havent tried it saying still remains.

Imo, of course


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
    #22339192 - 10/05/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

protip: if you signal to the ladies that you are interested in sexual relations with them, some of them will respond by offering you sexual relations
:themoreyouknow:


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Apostle]
    #22339193 - 10/05/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

uhhh like no lol


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