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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22335352 - 10/05/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

In the range of 5-10 excluding trent


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: philopian_tube]
    #22335374 - 10/05/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I never pull out, it feels too good




You made a whole thread about that already. You're abusing a highly serious forum with important political topics like lying about how many people you've fucked. You're a TROLL.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22335407 - 10/05/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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BERSERK DESTROYER said:
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philopian_tube said:
I never pull out, it feels too good




You made a whole thread about that already. You're abusing a highly serious forum with important political topics like lying about how many people you've fucked. You're a TROLL.




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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: philopian_tube]
    #22335412 - 10/05/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Do hands count? If yes 2


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #22335440 - 10/05/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This thread makes me feel better


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: nice1returns]
    #22335492 - 10/05/15 02:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

At a ripe young age of 21 I am currently at 42.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22335499 - 10/05/15 02:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Somewhere between 20 and 25 people. I can't even remember them all now but I remember counting before and being in the low twenties, only to remember someone I left out later.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #22335510 - 10/05/15 02:28 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

2...wooooo.... both long term relationships


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Milofski]
    #22335526 - 10/05/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Stopped counting after 1 xD


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #22335528 - 10/05/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

7, but I'm 24. That's not a lifetime.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: TopPmz]
    #22335580 - 10/05/15 03:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

waiting for someone to come here and say 75 to blow our heads off


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: philopian_tube]
    #22335622 - 10/05/15 04:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I never pull out, it feels too good





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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22335664 - 10/05/15 04:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

ive banged this many times


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22336140 - 10/05/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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So how many people did you bang in your lifetime?






2 if you include men






ay prissy I didn't know you swung that way :lol:

You's a pimp 2 :daaamn:


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: qman]
    #22337059 - 10/05/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Patlal said:
My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.

So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!

So what's your score?




I'd estimate in the thousands. Yes, I'm gay.




For real?




Yah man, I didn't get laid until I was 21yo and I think I was making it up overtime.... I dunno first got laid at festivals a few times, then when I graduated from college I fucked my way across the USA... Every bar I hit on the hottest guys, if they weren't interested I moved right along to the next... And then the Internet, I would hit on only the hottest guys man, and if they are bored and aren't getting attention you better believe they are sending you over... Then big orgies, slings, leather runs, I don't think I'd have seen half the world that I have if it wasn't for sexy lovers letting me come stay with them for a week or so... Being gay is just different heh.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CosmicJoke]
    #22337073 - 10/05/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I would say somewhere in the teens, only a handful were super memorable though.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: BobaJones]
    #22337086 - 10/05/15 02:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Take a wild guess


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Hobozen]
    #22337212 - 10/05/15 02:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: philopian_tube]
    #22337387 - 10/05/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Not enough!
Seriously only had 12 I didn't pay


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CosmicJoke]
    #22338063 - 10/05/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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CosmicJoke said:
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qman said:
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CosmicJoke said:
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Patlal said:
My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.

So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!

So what's your score?




I'd estimate in the thousands. Yes, I'm gay.




For real?




Yah man, I didn't get laid until I was 21yo and I think I was making it up overtime.... I dunno first got laid at festivals a few times, then when I graduated from college I fucked my way across the USA... Every bar I hit on the hottest guys, if they weren't interested I moved right along to the next... And then the Internet, I would hit on only the hottest guys man, and if they are bored and aren't getting attention you better believe they are sending you over... Then big orgies, slings, leather runs, I don't think I'd have seen half the world that I have if it wasn't for sexy lovers letting me come stay with them for a week or so... Being gay is just different heh.



Can you answer me? Does your anus even function normally? Im a straight male and I would consider hooking up with a dude. But anal sex just scares me. Sounds bloody and painful


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